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I mostly sell beer. I sometimes play music. I always am very tired.
Canceling Youtubetv and becoming a Sling day pass guy until cfb ends, I guess?
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Canceling Youtubetv and becoming a Sling day pass guy until cfb ends, I guess?
Stopped on the shoulder so the 3 year old could pee on the side of I 10. Dark, the wind from the passing semis, cool but not cold... Officially my favorite moment of my fatherhood career.
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Stopped on the shoulder so the 3 year old could pee on the side of I 10. Dark, the wind from the passing semis, cool but not cold... Officially my favorite moment of my fatherhood career.
Love the first day after the time change. A one hour jump has turned 6:30pm into midnight.
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Love the first day after the time change. A one hour jump has turned 6:30pm into midnight.
Does anybody else remember the legend of Clarence Beeftank
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Does anybody else remember the legend of Clarence Beeftank
Listening to them describe Scherzer pregame. Oldest person to ever play baseball. A shambling corpse on a 1 year contract. 41 years old.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Listening to them describe Scherzer pregame. Oldest person to ever play baseball. A shambling corpse on a 1 year contract. 41 years old.
Apple Juice is so much worse for you than Miller Lite it's almost unbelievable
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Apple Juice is so much worse for you than Miller Lite it's almost unbelievable
TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER
Payday is a real sleeper in the greatest candybar debate. Payday is incredible.
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Payday is a real sleeper in the greatest candybar debate. Payday is incredible.
Love that Disney is doing its annual shakedown of carriers in the middle of football season. How lucky it is for me that FSU is so bad that this might be the time I walk away and never look back?
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Love that Disney is doing its annual shakedown of carriers in the middle of football season. How lucky it is for me that FSU is so bad that this might be the time I walk away and never look back?
WHO ELSE TRYNA GET DIARRHEA TONIGHT LEMME HEAR YOU SAY YEEEEEEEEEEAH
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
WHO ELSE TRYNA GET DIARRHEA TONIGHT LEMME HEAR YOU SAY YEEEEEEEEEEAH
You can hear the disappointment in the doctor's voice when the labs all come back perfect after I was honest on the intake form about alcohol and tobacco use.
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You can hear the disappointment in the doctor's voice when the labs all come back perfect after I was honest on the intake form about alcohol and tobacco use.
Uncle John wears floral shirts every day and blasts his Beach Boys cassette with the windows down to all our horror. Always the one asking if it's okay to be drinking rum at 9am on a Sunday. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine I would grow up to be him.
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Uncle John wears floral shirts every day and blasts his Beach Boys cassette with the windows down to all our horror. Always the one asking if it's okay to be drinking rum at 9am on a Sunday. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine I would grow up to be him.
7am hotel balcony beers just hit different
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
7am hotel balcony beers just hit different
I've caught myself more than once (again just now) absentmindedly turning on my blinker before entering a roundabout. Thus begins the slow descent into senility? It's deeply embarrassing whatever it is.
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I've caught myself more than once (again just now) absentmindedly turning on my blinker before entering a roundabout. Thus begins the slow descent into senility? It's deeply embarrassing whatever it is.
Having a reddit account should disqualify anybody from holding any sort of public office
October 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Having a reddit account should disqualify anybody from holding any sort of public office
Where else can you get 3.63lbs of food for $5.99? Costco pumpkin pie is the best value in the game.
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Where else can you get 3.63lbs of food for $5.99? Costco pumpkin pie is the best value in the game.
It'll cost $60 million to fire Mike Norvell but you could tell him to just stop coming to work for free.
October 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It'll cost $60 million to fire Mike Norvell but you could tell him to just stop coming to work for free.
Shout out to everybody in Tallahassee who watched the game in a bar and had to listen to the end on the radio because the bars close at 2.
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Shout out to everybody in Tallahassee who watched the game in a bar and had to listen to the end on the radio because the bars close at 2.
Thank god. Goodnight, gang. Goodnight, Mike Norvell.
October 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Thank god. Goodnight, gang. Goodnight, Mike Norvell.
This is as good a time as any to note that Warrick Dunn was 100% in when he was called short against Virginia in 1996
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This is as good a time as any to note that Warrick Dunn was 100% in when he was called short against Virginia in 1996
I'm turning off the tv if this thing goes to overtime. I refuse to participate.
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I'm turning off the tv if this thing goes to overtime. I refuse to participate.
"The end result was a net positive for fsu" qb might be braindead but yolo
October 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
"The end result was a net positive for fsu" qb might be braindead but yolo
I took a nap and set an alarm to wake up and watch FSU do exactly what we all suspected they would probably do. This shit sucks, man.
October 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I took a nap and set an alarm to wake up and watch FSU do exactly what we all suspected they would probably do. This shit sucks, man.
"Made with real dairy" isn't as reassuring as they probably meant it to be
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"Made with real dairy" isn't as reassuring as they probably meant it to be
I'm not signing up for another subscription service just to watch Formula One. I also no longer have a reason to pay for Youtube TV once football season ends. That's a net-positive of $100 a month and 2 hours most Sundays. Not bad!
October 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm not signing up for another subscription service just to watch Formula One. I also no longer have a reason to pay for Youtube TV once football season ends. That's a net-positive of $100 a month and 2 hours most Sundays. Not bad!