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nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
absolutely not beating the asexually reproduced allegations

willis and sheila YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER (or mother) #batman #dcko #redhood
Older Jason Todd Batman in DC KO Knightfight Tie-in yeah...he looks like bruce
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
i lvoe him #batman
Batman shaped pillow hugging a blue and red batman blanket
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
Deeply fascinated by ai scalper fatson Todd pictures
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
She could be her little buddy but no one understands me

(I’ve posted this several times with positive responses actually in the hundreds) #batman #superman #cassandracain #othora
Otho-Ra, Starchild wearing a Wonder Woman costume Cassandra Cain, Batgirl
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
//immortal legend #batman 4 spoilers

this is their equivalent of poison ivy??
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
mr terrific ass instead of nightwing please and thank you #justiceleagueunlimited
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
// #justiceleagueunlimited 13 spoilers

don't be a loser tim, it's just hell
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
// #Superman 32 Spoiler

Lois you adopted two kids with this man that he more or less just found. Joshua Williamson your WROTE THEM BEFORE /lh
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
// #Superman 32 Spoilers

almost concerning that fourth wall breaker doesn't know about a death tournament #dcko
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
Why is TikTok offering me Jason hair extensions??

Utrh everything’s the same but Jason’s hair looks like this #batman
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
There's a MLP reference in Jon Kent: This Internship is My Kryptonite and I had to pay to see it

how's everyone else tonight? #superman #dcgo
Speech bubble that says "Somebody call me Discord, 'cuz I'll beat the Elements of Harmony out of some ponies" Jon Kent, undercover approaching a large horned prisoner in Stryker's Island Jon Thought bubble: ...it's a show they'll get! Jon speech bubble: I'm sorry. you look like a pretty pretty pegasus fan. you got a unicorn horn and cutie-marks all over your body. Prisoner: why you--
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
love that the waterbabies are evil

// #GreenLantern Corps 10
water baby thing melting into green lantern glinn green lantern glinn with glowing blue eyes
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
top tier ideal super and bat interactions in #Batman and Robin 27

THEY'RE ALL FAMILY. I can't count the amount of "getting taller" jokes I got from my cousins and Clark and Bruce are so brothers here I'm so happy.
Jon Kent wearing a blue sweatshirt that doesn't fit him (lol) hugging Damian Wayne as their fathers watch happily in the background Jon: It is so awesome to see you! are you getting taller?! Damian: don't patronize me, Jon Jon: I'm not Jon and Damian as Superman and Robin eating with the Gotham City Irregulars Irregular: So, like...which one of you would win in a fight? Jon: We're friends! Why would we ever -- Damian: Me. Irregular 2: Awwwww No! hahahaha Irregular 3: Fight! Fight! Fight! Jon: He's kidding. we don't fight. Damian: Lucky for you. Superman (Clark) and Batman watch over the kids who are all smiling and laughing Superman: Gosh. They are such beautiful kids, aren't they? Batman: They are. They ALL are.
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
Phillip Kennedy Johnson circa 2021 #superman:
Tweet saying "the concept of clark and lois having twins..." with an attached picture of Cynthia erivo tapping her head with long nails during an interview
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
Literally the same thing #batman
Bruce Wayne smiling softly in sparring headgear with a pink smiling heart next to him
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
Lois and Twins crumbs today. pkj wrote this specifically for me /j

BUT SERIOUSLY THOSE ARE HER BABIES.

I'm destroyed. he did this because I asked him a question on twitter. I will never recover

From Adventures of #Superman The Book of El 3
Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper He (Bruce) said the fight on Earth against Kryl-Ux and the Warzoons would take every tool and weapon we have, and that we can't spare those seeds. I've never been as pissed at Bruce as right then. My kids (underlined) are missing, and Bruce expects me to sit on the bench while Jon, Conner, Kara, and the (cut off) do the heavy lifting. Screw that Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper. Partial image of Jimmy Olsen as a giant turtle on the side of text And you (Clark) and the kids (twins) are together, right? That's what keeps me up at night. That you and the kids might've been separated somehow, and that they're out there without (underlined) you...god forbid without each other (both underlined) We just (underlined) got them trusting us. We'd almost got them to stop wrapping T-Shirts and sock chains around their wrists when they sleep. They can't lose that. They can't go back to how life was for them. They need us. We're coming, Smallville. Intrepid reporters Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are gonna find the truth. And we're gonna get all three of you home.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
Actually funny as hell to me in the Journal of Lois Lane that half the league think Otho and Osul are dead. Children we've never seen like 98% of them meet on-page

"yeah idk those kids, but they're probably dead"

//From Adventures of Superman: The Book of El 3 #superman
Journal entry written in light blue ink on aged paper Half the League thinks Clark's dead (underlined), that Otho and Osul are dead, that Kryl-Ux disintegrated them or sent them to some other universe and now they're gone forever. It's like they never met him. As if being dead ever stopped him. As if being stuck in some other unvierse could keep SUPERMAN away. Clark never loved that name, but that IS what he is, and he'll come back to us.
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
he loves his babies so much. this is mean #superman

Adventures of Superman: The Book of El 3
Superman, angry: You're lying! Let me see them!
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
this may be niche but why is absolute joker giving my little pony infection au?? #absolutebatman #mylittlepony

TW: disturbing imagery of my little ponies
TW: Disturbing Unknown Pony who has lost skin and hair with red glowing eyes that are completely black and sunken in otherwise, a broken twisted neck, and too many fanged teeth. TW: disturbing/injury Pinkie Pie with deep sunken black eyes with the whites showing too clearly, a stretched out fanged smile, and a twisted broken neck TW for blood/gore Fluttershy with elongated, boney limbs with a smiling titan mouth, semi-realistic eyes, and organs spilling out of her stomach
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
ignore bruce being emo this is kinda cute #batman
From left to right Red Hood, Tim Drake Robin, Nightwing, Damian Wayne Robin swinging on grappling hooks together through Gotham Bruce, emo-ly: Some nights I watch them and wonder...if they're here...
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
they're gonna break that chair #superman #clois
Superman Red & Blue (2025) Lois Lane dressed all in read shoving (with shove written between them) Superman into an office chair. he likes it
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
Someone reminded me of the energy construct abilities the twins have and like....is that coming back?? #superman
October 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
DC KO Spoilers #dcko #dccomics

Zatanna vs Joker in DC KO Round 3
Screenshot of a tweet: are you ready to get pregnant white boy
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
D.C K.O Spoilers (brackets I really didn't care about

I had too much faith in women on the left side apparently

and if joker somehow wins against zatanna i will not be held responsible for my actions

and yeah wonder woman is gonna lose but it won't be to joker and i'm okay with that #dcko
DC K.O bracket left: superman v giganta and captain atom v power girl to powergirl v superman (power girl highlighted to show incorrect) guy gardner v firestorm and jay garrick v cheetah to firestorm v flash (firestorm highlighted) superman v jay (highlighted) aquaman v king shark and green arrow v hawkman to aquaman v hawkman lex luthor v black lightning and etrigan v supergirl (supergirl highlighted) and lex v supergirl to aquaman v supergirl to supergirl v superman right side: WW v starro and lobo v plasticman to WW v Lobo to WW v swamp thing. Cyborg v BW to cyborg v ST (ST highlighted) Joker scribbled over BM Joker v Carol Ferris to Joker v RH to Joker v Zatanna. RH v Damian. Zatanna v Barda and HQ v Metamorpho. to Zatanna v HQ. to Zatanna v WW Center Superman v wonder woman to wonder woman winner.
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
nonbinarydetective.bsky.social
I'm joining the war on civilian love interests on the side of civilian love interests cause why are y'all being openly sexist because she's not selina or talia or whatever justice leaguer you want to become a side character in bruce's story? grow up
#batman

From Batman (2025) 5
October 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM