Nona
@nonagoff.bsky.social
🦇 Goff gamer 🦇 Deeply unserious 🦇 Art 🦇 Horror 🦇 Nerd things 🦇 Retired raid lead for Team Chronos Starship 🦇 BM Hunter main 🦇 they/she 🦇
🌈 Starshipeu partnered streamer 🌈
🖤💍 Dorkmann🖤
🟪twitch.tv/Nonathings🟪
🌈 Starshipeu partnered streamer 🌈
🖤💍 Dorkmann🖤
🟪twitch.tv/Nonathings🟪
A few nights ago I had date night with my partner and as we’re long distance we use cam so we can see each other and chat.
I came back to my desk and he said ‘LOOK AT THAT RACK!’
Think he’s into me.
I came back to my desk and he said ‘LOOK AT THAT RACK!’
Think he’s into me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
A few nights ago I had date night with my partner and as we’re long distance we use cam so we can see each other and chat.
I came back to my desk and he said ‘LOOK AT THAT RACK!’
Think he’s into me.
I came back to my desk and he said ‘LOOK AT THAT RACK!’
Think he’s into me.
Went to bed crying, woke up crying, at work crying.
Adding it to my CV at this point as a hobby.
Adding it to my CV at this point as a hobby.
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Went to bed crying, woke up crying, at work crying.
Adding it to my CV at this point as a hobby.
Adding it to my CV at this point as a hobby.
He’s 19 tomorrow which is the exact same age I was when I had him.
Smashmouth weren’t kidding when they said the years start coming and they don’t stop coming.
Smashmouth weren’t kidding when they said the years start coming and they don’t stop coming.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
He’s 19 tomorrow which is the exact same age I was when I had him.
Smashmouth weren’t kidding when they said the years start coming and they don’t stop coming.
Smashmouth weren’t kidding when they said the years start coming and they don’t stop coming.
The pancake breakfast ‘muffins’ with some sweet cinnamon and blueberry syrup I also made. They look hideous but taste pretty good.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The pancake breakfast ‘muffins’ with some sweet cinnamon and blueberry syrup I also made. They look hideous but taste pretty good.
Had one of those types of days where I didn’t get round to eating till 2:30pm so I’m baking myself some breakfast muffins to try and stop me going hungry till I’m almost done with work for the day.
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Had one of those types of days where I didn’t get round to eating till 2:30pm so I’m baking myself some breakfast muffins to try and stop me going hungry till I’m almost done with work for the day.
If I ever win the lottery, you won’t know but there will be signs*.
*I’ll have got myself a cameo from Noel MacNeal as Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House.
*I’ll have got myself a cameo from Noel MacNeal as Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If I ever win the lottery, you won’t know but there will be signs*.
*I’ll have got myself a cameo from Noel MacNeal as Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House.
*I’ll have got myself a cameo from Noel MacNeal as Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House.
Jamie Lee Curtis is still that icon. That’s my review of Freakier Friday.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis is still that icon. That’s my review of Freakier Friday.
I forgot I’d preordered Freakier Friday on DVD so it’s in the PS2 whilst I sit and munch brownies I made.
Realised I shout ‘make good choices!’ At my kids because of these movies. 🫠
Realised I shout ‘make good choices!’ At my kids because of these movies. 🫠
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I forgot I’d preordered Freakier Friday on DVD so it’s in the PS2 whilst I sit and munch brownies I made.
Realised I shout ‘make good choices!’ At my kids because of these movies. 🫠
Realised I shout ‘make good choices!’ At my kids because of these movies. 🫠
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What makes the @nonagoff.bsky.social happy? Usually it's a bed with a vagina that eats people.
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The Loved Ones with a Deathgasm Maniac Horrorshow
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November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
What makes the @nonagoff.bsky.social happy? Usually it's a bed with a vagina that eats people.
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The Hollyoaks/Brookside cross over is only really funny to me because years ago I was in a show with one of the actresses from Hollyoaks. I spent the the entire time asking her how it was on Brookside 🫠 I clearly could see into the future and called it.
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Hollyoaks/Brookside cross over is only really funny to me because years ago I was in a show with one of the actresses from Hollyoaks. I spent the the entire time asking her how it was on Brookside 🫠 I clearly could see into the future and called it.
My job is ‘emails’ (it’s not but that’s how I primarily communicate)
I chuckle everytime I see one that says ‘sent from my iPhone’. (Baby Reindeer ruined emails for me.)
I chuckle everytime I see one that says ‘sent from my iPhone’. (Baby Reindeer ruined emails for me.)
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My job is ‘emails’ (it’s not but that’s how I primarily communicate)
I chuckle everytime I see one that says ‘sent from my iPhone’. (Baby Reindeer ruined emails for me.)
I chuckle everytime I see one that says ‘sent from my iPhone’. (Baby Reindeer ruined emails for me.)
Excuse me whilst I go and find a bus to lie in front of.
Although knowing my luck they’d go round me and I’d be forced to get up and live another day just purely out of spite.
Although knowing my luck they’d go round me and I’d be forced to get up and live another day just purely out of spite.
October 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Excuse me whilst I go and find a bus to lie in front of.
Although knowing my luck they’d go round me and I’d be forced to get up and live another day just purely out of spite.
Although knowing my luck they’d go round me and I’d be forced to get up and live another day just purely out of spite.
I’m officially retiring as the raid lead for Chronos and it’s really weird.
I’ll be joining the CE team to trial but it’s definitely going to be odd not spending time stressing over spreadsheets and getting rocks traded to me.
WoW will always be my home though. (My true end game being my house.)
I’ll be joining the CE team to trial but it’s definitely going to be odd not spending time stressing over spreadsheets and getting rocks traded to me.
WoW will always be my home though. (My true end game being my house.)
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m officially retiring as the raid lead for Chronos and it’s really weird.
I’ll be joining the CE team to trial but it’s definitely going to be odd not spending time stressing over spreadsheets and getting rocks traded to me.
WoW will always be my home though. (My true end game being my house.)
I’ll be joining the CE team to trial but it’s definitely going to be odd not spending time stressing over spreadsheets and getting rocks traded to me.
WoW will always be my home though. (My true end game being my house.)
ONE OF MY OLD WORK CHILDREN HAS JOINED WHERE I WORK AND I AM CRYING!
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
ONE OF MY OLD WORK CHILDREN HAS JOINED WHERE I WORK AND I AM CRYING!
I have the nickname ‘Bobka’ for one of my colleagues and I typed ‘Boobka’ instead and now I’m cackling.
Refusing to change it. She can deal with it.
Refusing to change it. She can deal with it.
October 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I have the nickname ‘Bobka’ for one of my colleagues and I typed ‘Boobka’ instead and now I’m cackling.
Refusing to change it. She can deal with it.
Refusing to change it. She can deal with it.
Hiking is a lazy and boring hobby that folks say they have to sound even remotely interesting and no one can change my mind on it.
It’s my red flag of hobbies. No one enjoys hiking as much as serial killers… and maybe doggers.
It’s my red flag of hobbies. No one enjoys hiking as much as serial killers… and maybe doggers.
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hiking is a lazy and boring hobby that folks say they have to sound even remotely interesting and no one can change my mind on it.
It’s my red flag of hobbies. No one enjoys hiking as much as serial killers… and maybe doggers.
It’s my red flag of hobbies. No one enjoys hiking as much as serial killers… and maybe doggers.
I used to get left messages of ‘I love you’ and ‘you’re the best Mum’, now my eldest leaves me literal memes…
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I used to get left messages of ‘I love you’ and ‘you’re the best Mum’, now my eldest leaves me literal memes…
How I look when I’ve raided my cosplay collection.
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October 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
How I look when I’ve raided my cosplay collection.
You can also see my giant moon head. (I have such a mood head)
It's a video you can watch with the things we talk about on screen while we talk about them.
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Nona is a horrorshow
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October 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
You can also see my giant moon head. (I have such a mood head)
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It's a video you can watch with the things we talk about on screen while we talk about them.
youtu.be/QpY-C-JRrBs
youtu.be/QpY-C-JRrBs
Nona is a horrorshow
YouTube video by TotalCultZone presents...
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October 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's a video you can watch with the things we talk about on screen while we talk about them.
youtu.be/QpY-C-JRrBs
youtu.be/QpY-C-JRrBs
I’ve just had to burp a Furby because it overate my finger.
Things I never thought I’d say in my life.
Things I never thought I’d say in my life.
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’ve just had to burp a Furby because it overate my finger.
Things I never thought I’d say in my life.
Things I never thought I’d say in my life.
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It's a @nonagoff.bsky.social super video special! See all the things being talked about!!!
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#horrorsky #podsky #filmsky
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#horrorsky #podsky #filmsky
Nona is a horrorshow
YouTube video by TotalCultZone presents...
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October 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It's a @nonagoff.bsky.social super video special! See all the things being talked about!!!
youtu.be/QpY-C-JRrBs?...
#horrorsky #podsky #filmsky
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#horrorsky #podsky #filmsky
I’ve been approached about using my voice for AI recordings.
I mean, it’s a resounding no but I am sat here cackling at the fact that I might actually be AI at this point and I just haven’t realised I’ve become sentient.
I mean, it’s a resounding no but I am sat here cackling at the fact that I might actually be AI at this point and I just haven’t realised I’ve become sentient.
October 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I’ve been approached about using my voice for AI recordings.
I mean, it’s a resounding no but I am sat here cackling at the fact that I might actually be AI at this point and I just haven’t realised I’ve become sentient.
I mean, it’s a resounding no but I am sat here cackling at the fact that I might actually be AI at this point and I just haven’t realised I’ve become sentient.
I did some glutes exercises on Sunday that I’m still paying for today cos what do you mean climbing the stairs hurts THIS BAD?!
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I did some glutes exercises on Sunday that I’m still paying for today cos what do you mean climbing the stairs hurts THIS BAD?!