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Kokaburra: *laughs*
Lady who wrote Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree: your life sounds gay as fuck lol
Lady who wrote Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree: your life sounds gay as fuck lol
January 22, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Kokaburra: *laughs*
Lady who wrote Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree: your life sounds gay as fuck lol
Lady who wrote Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree: your life sounds gay as fuck lol
Watched the first ep of that new Game of Thrones spinoff thing. Dont know what happens next but I hope that little dude starts levitating and burning people with his dome
January 20, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Watched the first ep of that new Game of Thrones spinoff thing. Dont know what happens next but I hope that little dude starts levitating and burning people with his dome
Cat Stevens: Did you hear Sarah And Johnno broke up? 👀
The Tillerman: Oh damn lmao
The Tillerman: Oh damn lmao
January 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Cat Stevens: Did you hear Sarah And Johnno broke up? 👀
The Tillerman: Oh damn lmao
The Tillerman: Oh damn lmao
Lady: Oh no, there's a window cleaner hanging from that skyscraper! Won't someone help him!?
Line 6 Spiderman: *opening riff to master of puppets played too quickly*
Line 6 Spiderman: *opening riff to master of puppets played too quickly*
January 17, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Lady: Oh no, there's a window cleaner hanging from that skyscraper! Won't someone help him!?
Line 6 Spiderman: *opening riff to master of puppets played too quickly*
Line 6 Spiderman: *opening riff to master of puppets played too quickly*
The only thing that could heal this sick world and bring everyone together is another Jurassic Park sequel
January 14, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The only thing that could heal this sick world and bring everyone together is another Jurassic Park sequel
I remember being maybe 11 and seeing a show called Dilbert in the tv guide that was animated. I stayed up to watch it and gave up after like 15 minutes.
There were only 5 channels. We didn't have internet. You could have animated 4 Corners and I would've watched it. But not that. So thanks man
There were only 5 channels. We didn't have internet. You could have animated 4 Corners and I would've watched it. But not that. So thanks man
January 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I remember being maybe 11 and seeing a show called Dilbert in the tv guide that was animated. I stayed up to watch it and gave up after like 15 minutes.
There were only 5 channels. We didn't have internet. You could have animated 4 Corners and I would've watched it. But not that. So thanks man
There were only 5 channels. We didn't have internet. You could have animated 4 Corners and I would've watched it. But not that. So thanks man
If I'm watching a movie trailer and there's no slow breathy cover of an old rock song then sorry I'm not wasting 90+ minutes of my time on drivel
January 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
If I'm watching a movie trailer and there's no slow breathy cover of an old rock song then sorry I'm not wasting 90+ minutes of my time on drivel
Painted our hallway and now I get why Van Gogh was so sad all the time
January 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Painted our hallway and now I get why Van Gogh was so sad all the time
Shout out to the southerly gotta be one of my favorite wind changes
January 10, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Shout out to the southerly gotta be one of my favorite wind changes
What's a 'good day' to be a beer? When no one's ordering? You're stuck in a keg for god knows how long? Sounds hellish.
Anyway, bad day to be a beer
Anyway, bad day to be a beer
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
What's a 'good day' to be a beer? When no one's ordering? You're stuck in a keg for god knows how long? Sounds hellish.
Anyway, bad day to be a beer
Anyway, bad day to be a beer
Putting in $50.02 of petrol and then paying by card
January 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Putting in $50.02 of petrol and then paying by card
My sister likes to send me tiktoks so I open them and it asks me if I'd like to watch in the app so I say yes and then it takes me to the play store asking if I want to open the app and I say yes and then it gives me a different video so I just laugh react her message
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 AM
My sister likes to send me tiktoks so I open them and it asks me if I'd like to watch in the app so I say yes and then it takes me to the play store asking if I want to open the app and I say yes and then it gives me a different video so I just laugh react her message
A reel popped up of that old Weather's Original ad and this comment got me. You mean that guy that was 1000 in 1997? Yeah he's smashing it
January 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
A reel popped up of that old Weather's Original ad and this comment got me. You mean that guy that was 1000 in 1997? Yeah he's smashing it
$15 Kmart fan doing at least 30 bucks worth of work
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
$15 Kmart fan doing at least 30 bucks worth of work
Frydenberg sitting alone in a dark room swirling a glass of Brandy. "The full set...I've got you now" is heard echoing through his hall. He's just secured the final cast member of Big Brother S1 to come and support a Royal Commission, making his victory inevitable.
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Frydenberg sitting alone in a dark room swirling a glass of Brandy. "The full set...I've got you now" is heard echoing through his hall. He's just secured the final cast member of Big Brother S1 to come and support a Royal Commission, making his victory inevitable.
A super underrated Simpsons bit is calling the local football hero Stan "The Boy" Taylor
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
A super underrated Simpsons bit is calling the local football hero Stan "The Boy" Taylor
Antique stores always have a single $50 guitar they're trying to sell for $200
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Antique stores always have a single $50 guitar they're trying to sell for $200
There's a darts highlights package on tv at the pub and I gotta hand it to them, they know what they're doing
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 AM
There's a darts highlights package on tv at the pub and I gotta hand it to them, they know what they're doing
See you all next year!
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
See you all next year!
In the new Knives Out movie, Jeremy Renner's character pulls the knife out of a character. This is a reference to the title Knives Out
December 31, 2025 at 9:31 AM
In the new Knives Out movie, Jeremy Renner's character pulls the knife out of a character. This is a reference to the title Knives Out
At Costco for the first time. You know who would really love this place?
Consumers
Consumers
December 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
At Costco for the first time. You know who would really love this place?
Consumers
Consumers
Ruining our first watching of The Holiday by constantly singing Wonderful Christmas Time with the lyrics
"The Jude is Law"
"The Jack is Black"
"The Jude is Law"
"The Jack is Black"
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Ruining our first watching of The Holiday by constantly singing Wonderful Christmas Time with the lyrics
"The Jude is Law"
"The Jack is Black"
"The Jude is Law"
"The Jack is Black"
It's called Home and Away because sometimes they're at their homes but also they can be other places
December 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's called Home and Away because sometimes they're at their homes but also they can be other places
Reposted by ghost mutt
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
Whoever it is adding jokes to each line of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer needs to shut the fuck up and respect the storytelling
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Whoever it is adding jokes to each line of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer needs to shut the fuck up and respect the storytelling