Scooter B.
@noisynorah.bsky.social
Allston Rat City citizen. I like cheese
January 21, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The president deserves my Jr. High Heimich Maneuver Training certificate as much as I do, so in a ceremony in the former Rose Garden, I presented it to him. May he now be able to dislodge the rubber meatball on a string from the inners of Choking Charlie, the armless torso! #trumpnobelprize
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The president deserves my Jr. High Heimich Maneuver Training certificate as much as I do, so in a ceremony in the former Rose Garden, I presented it to him. May he now be able to dislodge the rubber meatball on a string from the inners of Choking Charlie, the armless torso! #trumpnobelprize
Hang on, I need to go to #WashingtonDC so I can walk my daughter to a restaurant.
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Hang on, I need to go to #WashingtonDC so I can walk my daughter to a restaurant.
What I learned from today's #pressconference: I like #MarcoRubio's tie. Everything else was kinda #wordsalad.
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
What I learned from today's #pressconference: I like #MarcoRubio's tie. Everything else was kinda #wordsalad.
This election season, I would like to see the abolition of the following words in campaigns:
*Vibrant, especially "vibrant communities"
*Impactful
*Robust
Srsly, if I hear about "vibrant communities" one more time, I may scream. #vote #govote #votenow #democracyinaction #licencetokvetch
*Vibrant, especially "vibrant communities"
*Impactful
*Robust
Srsly, if I hear about "vibrant communities" one more time, I may scream. #vote #govote #votenow #democracyinaction #licencetokvetch
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This election season, I would like to see the abolition of the following words in campaigns:
*Vibrant, especially "vibrant communities"
*Impactful
*Robust
Srsly, if I hear about "vibrant communities" one more time, I may scream. #vote #govote #votenow #democracyinaction #licencetokvetch
*Vibrant, especially "vibrant communities"
*Impactful
*Robust
Srsly, if I hear about "vibrant communities" one more time, I may scream. #vote #govote #votenow #democracyinaction #licencetokvetch
This is Marigold. She's a semi-feral kitten who just drew the blood of both the vet and the vet tech. She was a snarling 4 lb ball of rage, and now she's sitting in her carrier loudly purring. #catsofbluesky
September 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is Marigold. She's a semi-feral kitten who just drew the blood of both the vet and the vet tech. She was a snarling 4 lb ball of rage, and now she's sitting in her carrier loudly purring. #catsofbluesky
Mr. Chonky Loaf has a new hangout spot. He doesn't quite fit, but he doesn't care.
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
September 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Mr. Chonky Loaf has a new hangout spot. He doesn't quite fit, but he doesn't care.
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
#NPR has made me aware of many novel things, including the fact that someone had a baby and looked down on its tiny little face and said, "I'm going to name you Jarl Mohn."
#babynames #jarlmohn
#babynames #jarlmohn
September 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
#NPR has made me aware of many novel things, including the fact that someone had a baby and looked down on its tiny little face and said, "I'm going to name you Jarl Mohn."
#babynames #jarlmohn
#babynames #jarlmohn
If we can't see the #epsteinfiles then can we at least see the #Russianhooker #peetape? If this administration is going to continue to tank the #economy and make everything even more unaffordable they really need to up their #breadandcircuses game. #inflation
August 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If we can't see the #epsteinfiles then can we at least see the #Russianhooker #peetape? If this administration is going to continue to tank the #economy and make everything even more unaffordable they really need to up their #breadandcircuses game. #inflation
I had to hit the husband up for $ to get a new catalytic converter for my car (paycheck is late). He thought i said "cat toilet" and was splurging on some kind of hi-tech robotic cat box. Strangely, he was totally OK with that! #miscommunication #thefutureisnow #maritalcommunication #ESLspouse
August 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I had to hit the husband up for $ to get a new catalytic converter for my car (paycheck is late). He thought i said "cat toilet" and was splurging on some kind of hi-tech robotic cat box. Strangely, he was totally OK with that! #miscommunication #thefutureisnow #maritalcommunication #ESLspouse
FUN FACT: San Pellegrino (St. Peregrine) is the patron saint of AIDS. I think of this whenever I am drinking that fancy mineral water. #saints #stperegrine #sanpellegrino
July 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
FUN FACT: San Pellegrino (St. Peregrine) is the patron saint of AIDS. I think of this whenever I am drinking that fancy mineral water. #saints #stperegrine #sanpellegrino
Leroy doesn't mind that his new name is:
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
July 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Leroy doesn't mind that his new name is:
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
Husband: They have special knives for killing sharks if you are in the water and meet one! It stabs their brains with CO2!
Me: I don't want to kill sharks. That's mean. You're in THEIR house. YOU'RE not invited.
Husband: Humans don't think that way. I mean, they support #Israel, right?
Me: I don't want to kill sharks. That's mean. You're in THEIR house. YOU'RE not invited.
Husband: Humans don't think that way. I mean, they support #Israel, right?
July 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Husband: They have special knives for killing sharks if you are in the water and meet one! It stabs their brains with CO2!
Me: I don't want to kill sharks. That's mean. You're in THEIR house. YOU'RE not invited.
Husband: Humans don't think that way. I mean, they support #Israel, right?
Me: I don't want to kill sharks. That's mean. You're in THEIR house. YOU'RE not invited.
Husband: Humans don't think that way. I mean, they support #Israel, right?
Alone @ the office, & didn't realize the door locks when closed. I got locked out. went to other company to ask for spare key. They called bldg mgr, saying (3x) "She did it AGAIN!" referring to my female coworker who did the same thing 3 weeks ago. Are we all that interchangeable? #allthesame
June 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Alone @ the office, & didn't realize the door locks when closed. I got locked out. went to other company to ask for spare key. They called bldg mgr, saying (3x) "She did it AGAIN!" referring to my female coworker who did the same thing 3 weeks ago. Are we all that interchangeable? #allthesame
June 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The furniture assembly company that didn't hire me last week because I'm not manly enough just added me to a #groupchat for some reason. Do you think they're planning to secretly assemble furniture in #Yemen?
June 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The furniture assembly company that didn't hire me last week because I'm not manly enough just added me to a #groupchat for some reason. Do you think they're planning to secretly assemble furniture in #Yemen?
Doing my duty as a foster kitten chauffeur again!
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
June 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Doing my duty as a foster kitten chauffeur again!
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
#MWRA is not fooling around! Every time you water your lawn, think of all the people they sacrificed at the altar of clean water! #wording #Massachusetts #waterauthority
June 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
#MWRA is not fooling around! Every time you water your lawn, think of all the people they sacrificed at the altar of clean water! #wording #Massachusetts #waterauthority
June 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
June 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Shout out to that time I found the saddest tableau ever: someone abandoned a Ton Loc tape and vaginal wipes in the same vicinity. #Allston #Allstonlyfe #Boston
June 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Shout out to that time I found the saddest tableau ever: someone abandoned a Ton Loc tape and vaginal wipes in the same vicinity. #Allston #Allstonlyfe #Boston
my husband, in a thick Ukrainian accent: Do frogs jerk off on caviar?
Me: ...
H: ... like fish?
Me: ...?
It took me way too long to realize he was talking about oviparity with external fertilization.
#languagebarrier #communicationfun
Me: ...
H: ... like fish?
Me: ...?
It took me way too long to realize he was talking about oviparity with external fertilization.
#languagebarrier #communicationfun
May 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
my husband, in a thick Ukrainian accent: Do frogs jerk off on caviar?
Me: ...
H: ... like fish?
Me: ...?
It took me way too long to realize he was talking about oviparity with external fertilization.
#languagebarrier #communicationfun
Me: ...
H: ... like fish?
Me: ...?
It took me way too long to realize he was talking about oviparity with external fertilization.
#languagebarrier #communicationfun