seltzer recording engineer
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"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."
ask other relatives “have you met my mother? she works in dragons reach, advises the jarl”
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
ask other relatives “have you met my mother? she works in dragons reach, advises the jarl”
they are flooding the zone with pointless cringe “sex scandals“ so that we are exhausted with sex scandals and shut up about epstein
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
they are flooding the zone with pointless cringe “sex scandals“ so that we are exhausted with sex scandals and shut up about epstein
“mom said its my turn to ruin the economy “
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“mom said its my turn to ruin the economy “
l2/r2 oar pull, l1/r1 oar push, lest stick / right stick oar angle and elevation
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
l2/r2 oar pull, l1/r1 oar push, lest stick / right stick oar angle and elevation
one stick for rudder and one for sail tack would be a hell of a ui
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
one stick for rudder and one for sail tack would be a hell of a ui
ever eat a mammal?
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
ever eat a mammal?
pitch: slow motion ocean vessel souls-like, controls by bennet foddy
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
pitch: slow motion ocean vessel souls-like, controls by bennet foddy
the french dog tax specifies that the dog gets one (1) small cube of cheese if you eat a dish with cheese
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
the french dog tax specifies that the dog gets one (1) small cube of cheese if you eat a dish with cheese
TBH I only finish that quest line so I can unlock Konahrik usually
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
TBH I only finish that quest line so I can unlock Konahrik usually
as a child, my father scolded me for ignoring my school work and warned me I would end up homeless. I rode my bicycle down town and asked a homeless man what it was like. he told me the hardest part was adjusting to sleeping on a hard surface. I went home and moved my sheets and blanket to the floor
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
as a child, my father scolded me for ignoring my school work and warned me I would end up homeless. I rode my bicycle down town and asked a homeless man what it was like. he told me the hardest part was adjusting to sleeping on a hard surface. I went home and moved my sheets and blanket to the floor
polyculēs, cursed for his hubris to attend a never ending consensus meeting with his roommates
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
polyculēs, cursed for his hubris to attend a never ending consensus meeting with his roommates
also you can use it to look at boobs
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
also you can use it to look at boobs
vhs had multiple playback speeds, at the highest quality it could only fit 2 hours on a tape
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
vhs had multiple playback speeds, at the highest quality it could only fit 2 hours on a tape
imho there’s an intrinsic tradeoff between variety and balance. there are two lazy solutions: make everyone use the same limited mechanics and preserve balance, or have variety in mechanics but only do pve and lower the difficulty so balance doesn’t matter
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
imho there’s an intrinsic tradeoff between variety and balance. there are two lazy solutions: make everyone use the same limited mechanics and preserve balance, or have variety in mechanics but only do pve and lower the difficulty so balance doesn’t matter
put out of work by oafish machines
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
put out of work by oafish machines
one grift recipe: look for an ontology that requires a specific kind of guy to exist, a guy which is non existent or rare in the real world. you can make money by showing up and making people think you must be that guy, or you are protecting them from that guy
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
one grift recipe: look for an ontology that requires a specific kind of guy to exist, a guy which is non existent or rare in the real world. you can make money by showing up and making people think you must be that guy, or you are protecting them from that guy
for example the anti tiger rock from the simpsons is a grift
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
for example the anti tiger rock from the simpsons is a grift
i suggest substituting ”known complaint” in place of “real problem”. you can grift on eg. fighting political correctness or stopping immigration regardless of whether they are actual problems. in fact the best grifts are the ones that go after scapegoats, because no amount of work will resolve it
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i suggest substituting ”known complaint” in place of “real problem”. you can grift on eg. fighting political correctness or stopping immigration regardless of whether they are actual problems. in fact the best grifts are the ones that go after scapegoats, because no amount of work will resolve it