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Your flawed friend, Noel
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I bitch a lot about sports and cunty people.

Artist for peace who does his best and awaits his punishment. ✡
And send fucking Drury after him. #NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
If you're calling for the tank with 35 games to go, you don't like this team and you don't like the sport. Get fucked, go watch badminton. However, someone needs to go. May I suggest the worst head coach in the team's history, who also fucked Hank's last years?

#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY #NoQuinnInNY
February 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Had a sneaky feeling Luke would win this.
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Holy shit. Massacre.
What a match that was. Down to the last dart. I was genuinely worried that Gerwyn's gonna be the kid's kryptonite again. Come on now, other Luke!

#WinmauWorldMasters
February 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
What a match that was. Down to the last dart. I was genuinely worried that Gerwyn's gonna be the kid's kryptonite again. Come on now, other Luke!

#WinmauWorldMasters
February 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Makes much more sense that Iga lost against her. #AustralianOpen #AO
January 31, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Reposted by Your flawed friend, Noel
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Matt Reuter. #NewYorkerCartoons
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Lewa's famously long shoulder blades strike again and disallow a goal. More ridiculous than his size 59 feet a little while back. #FCB #Barça #UCL
January 27, 2026 at 8:33 PM
America needs to skip ahead to the Nuremberg trials part of this shit, before the missiles start flying.
January 25, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Honestly, Virgil this whole season... #LFC #YNWA
a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
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January 24, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Quick and dirty Photoshop. I mean, it was RIGHT THERE.

#SF26 #Ferrari
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 PM
When @governorwalz.mn.gov was picked as Kamala's running mate, I did NOT have 'he'll be the guy to lead the rebellion against the new Gestapo' on my bingo card, but here we are.
January 19, 2026 at 5:59 PM
There are so many things with this team... Like, going from Giacomin to JD to Vanbiesbrouck to Richter to Hank to Igor is just fucking stupid. And then there's the fact that we got this kid for Brassard and a second-rounder.

#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Somebody needs to start throwing fucking shoes in the dressing room.

#LFC #YNWA
January 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
So, Ricky has a new role... #F1 #TeamLH
a man in a vest is dancing in a living room with a couch and chairs
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January 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
If you're calling for the tank with 35 games to go, you don't like this team and you don't like the sport. Get fucked, go watch badminton. However, someone needs to go. May I suggest the worst head coach in the team's history, who also fucked Hank's last years?

#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY #NoQuinnInNY
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I'm gonna be extremely unpopular BUT, at least it wasn't in a title fight against Chelsea. It's out of the way. Deep breaths. Eyes forward.

#YNWA #LFC
January 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I'm sorry, but it's day 3 of me seeing posts about the TR010 and it's fucking PORN. Please, Ferrari, be better

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January 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This graphic is in the top 5 moments of this Worlds. Big up, PDC!
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
You just know this guy loves a good auto-asphyxiation wank in front of his Hitler poster.
Hegseth: "America can project our will anywhere, any time"
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Good morrow, lovely people across the pond. Thank you for joining us in World War III. Open your Constitutions at Amendments 2 & 25 and PLEASE FUCKING DO SOMETHING!
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
WHAT
the fuck
am I watching

#NYR #LGR #WinterClassic
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I fucking despise catenaccio.

#LFC #YNWA #LIVLEE
January 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Stach running #LIVLEE #LFC #YNWA
a woman in a blue jacket is jogging in the park
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January 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
A smidge anaemic, this. #LFC #YNWA
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM