Your flawed friend, Noel
@noelrmayer.bsky.social
I bitch a lot about sports and cunty people.
Artist for peace who does his best and awaits his punishment. ✡
Artist for peace who does his best and awaits his punishment. ✡
If you're calling for the tank with 35 games to go, you don't like this team and you don't like the sport. Get fucked, go watch badminton. However, someone needs to go. May I suggest the worst head coach in the team's history, who also fucked Hank's last years?
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY #NoQuinnInNY
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY #NoQuinnInNY
February 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Had a sneaky feeling Luke would win this.
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Had a sneaky feeling Luke would win this.
Holy shit. Massacre.
What a match that was. Down to the last dart. I was genuinely worried that Gerwyn's gonna be the kid's kryptonite again. Come on now, other Luke!
#WinmauWorldMasters
#WinmauWorldMasters
February 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Holy shit. Massacre.
What a match that was. Down to the last dart. I was genuinely worried that Gerwyn's gonna be the kid's kryptonite again. Come on now, other Luke!
#WinmauWorldMasters
#WinmauWorldMasters
February 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
What a match that was. Down to the last dart. I was genuinely worried that Gerwyn's gonna be the kid's kryptonite again. Come on now, other Luke!
#WinmauWorldMasters
#WinmauWorldMasters
Makes much more sense that Iga lost against her. #AustralianOpen #AO
January 31, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Makes much more sense that Iga lost against her. #AustralianOpen #AO
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Matt Reuter. #NewYorkerCartoons
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Matt Reuter. #NewYorkerCartoons
America needs to skip ahead to the Nuremberg trials part of this shit, before the missiles start flying.
January 25, 2026 at 9:07 AM
America needs to skip ahead to the Nuremberg trials part of this shit, before the missiles start flying.
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 PM
When @governorwalz.mn.gov was picked as Kamala's running mate, I did NOT have 'he'll be the guy to lead the rebellion against the new Gestapo' on my bingo card, but here we are.
January 19, 2026 at 5:59 PM
When @governorwalz.mn.gov was picked as Kamala's running mate, I did NOT have 'he'll be the guy to lead the rebellion against the new Gestapo' on my bingo card, but here we are.
There are so many things with this team... Like, going from Giacomin to JD to Vanbiesbrouck to Richter to Hank to Igor is just fucking stupid. And then there's the fact that we got this kid for Brassard and a second-rounder.
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
There are so many things with this team... Like, going from Giacomin to JD to Vanbiesbrouck to Richter to Hank to Igor is just fucking stupid. And then there's the fact that we got this kid for Brassard and a second-rounder.
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
January 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If you're calling for the tank with 35 games to go, you don't like this team and you don't like the sport. Get fucked, go watch badminton. However, someone needs to go. May I suggest the worst head coach in the team's history, who also fucked Hank's last years?
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY #NoQuinnInNY
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY #NoQuinnInNY
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
If you're calling for the tank with 35 games to go, you don't like this team and you don't like the sport. Get fucked, go watch badminton. However, someone needs to go. May I suggest the worst head coach in the team's history, who also fucked Hank's last years?
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY #NoQuinnInNY
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY #NoQuinnInNY
I'm sorry, but it's day 3 of me seeing posts about the TR010 and it's fucking PORN. Please, Ferrari, be better
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January 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I'm sorry, but it's day 3 of me seeing posts about the TR010 and it's fucking PORN. Please, Ferrari, be better
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This graphic is in the top 5 moments of this Worlds. Big up, PDC!
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This graphic is in the top 5 moments of this Worlds. Big up, PDC!
You just know this guy loves a good auto-asphyxiation wank in front of his Hitler poster.
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You just know this guy loves a good auto-asphyxiation wank in front of his Hitler poster.
Good morrow, lovely people across the pond. Thank you for joining us in World War III. Open your Constitutions at Amendments 2 & 25 and PLEASE FUCKING DO SOMETHING!
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Good morrow, lovely people across the pond. Thank you for joining us in World War III. Open your Constitutions at Amendments 2 & 25 and PLEASE FUCKING DO SOMETHING!
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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