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This is what happens to art
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This is what happens to art
Does anyone remember their first potato?
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Does anyone remember their first potato?
Look at those windows they're just square
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Look at those windows they're just square
I'm not bankrolling a pantomime
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm not bankrolling a pantomime
Like have a flag or something
It's tax deductible so you might as well
(she said punk-ly)
It's tax deductible so you might as well
(she said punk-ly)
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Like have a flag or something
It's tax deductible so you might as well
(she said punk-ly)
It's tax deductible so you might as well
(she said punk-ly)
OH: Thierry Henri was a once in a lifetime
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
OH: Thierry Henri was a once in a lifetime
Why do you look like the colourful karate kid?
June 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Why do you look like the colourful karate kid?
The most movement we get out of James is his wrist
June 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The most movement we get out of James is his wrist
The horniman is big
June 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The horniman is big
Sluts don't punch people
May 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sluts don't punch people
I don't arrange fun
April 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don't arrange fun
“I was fucking chuffed that 9/11 happened… Let me finish!”
April 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“I was fucking chuffed that 9/11 happened… Let me finish!”
Abusers, child abusers, and Coldplay
March 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Abusers, child abusers, and Coldplay
He might be a sadist, but he’s not an arsehole
February 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
He might be a sadist, but he’s not an arsehole
Male yoga teacher: “Look how evolved I am, I’m doing women’s exercise”
February 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Male yoga teacher: “Look how evolved I am, I’m doing women’s exercise”
I’m a pervert, so I’m open to stuff
January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m a pervert, so I’m open to stuff
Cowboy sprinkles
January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Cowboy sprinkles
Cum is not thrust!
January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Cum is not thrust!
I humped your floor with pure aggression
January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I humped your floor with pure aggression
I don’t own a yacht, daddy owns a yacht!
January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I don’t own a yacht, daddy owns a yacht!
They sharknado'd Gladiator???
January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They sharknado'd Gladiator???
I only remember toe-shoes at the spit roast.
January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I only remember toe-shoes at the spit roast.
Prosec’s got the bubs babes
January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Prosec’s got the bubs babes
Which word have we used more, potato or gusset?
January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Which word have we used more, potato or gusset?
A tic tactiction
January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A tic tactiction