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Star Trek Minus Context
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It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker is sitting across a table from someone (it's Troi) in Ten Forward. He's resting his chin on his hand, looking down at the food opposite him, looking transfixed and lost in thought by it. Closed caption reads, "You have to spoon the fudge."
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise, point of view from the captains chair looking forward. Sulu is at his station just ahead and looking back at us if to say "are you seeing this shit?" Beyond Sulu is the main view screen, where Abraham Lincoln is pictured in a large chair with space behind him. Closed caption reads, "I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN."
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Star Trek IV The Voyage Home scene. Famous workplace buddies Kirk & Spock are standing outdoors, outside some large building (it's an aquarium but you didn't hear that from me) with many background folks coming and going, 1980s clothing everywhere. We have Kirk in uniform and Spock in a white bathrobe with wet hair as if he just climbed out of the water. (He just climbed out of the water) They are talking to a woman, standing with the ocean to her back. Pic 1 and 2 on Kirk and Spock, Spock speaking, closed caption reads, "They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales." Pic 3 is focused on the woman with the ocean in the background, she looks pissed and skeptical, closed caption reads, "I suppose they told you that, huh?" Pic 4 now back on Kirk and Spock, caption reads, "The hell they did." Alt in pic 1! Also fun humpback whale fact, they have some of the most complex songs of any animal in the wild! Alt in pic 1! Also fun humpback whale fact, they have three stomachs! Alt in pic 1! Also fun humpback whale fact, their tails in some ways act as their fingerprint and are unique to each whale!
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're close in on McCoy in his blue uniform. He looks serious. Closed caption reads, "THERE'S A GROWING IMBALANCE OF BODY FUNCTIONS..."
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Ten Forward, a future space bar (social club not keyboard) and see Riker leaning forward and eating soup and chatting with a humanoid alien who has a bit of forehead loaf. In the background, two crew member extras appear to be having a saucy date, as evidenced by some hand touching. There's gotta be a story there. Ok, back to the main scene, Riker and guest w/soup, closed caption reads, "We prefer to stay warm by sleeping with a friend."
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ok, we're on a planet in daytime and we're in front of garage or large building door of some kind. Standing in front of it we see famous workplace buddies Spock and Kirk, (or "Kpock" as the shippers famously coined them). They're standing in pinstripe gangster style suites and hats, Kirk in blue pastries Spock in Brown with an orange tie. Kirk is I think holding a tommy gun machine gun and looking at Spock, who is pointing and thinking. Closed caption reads, "Where'd you get them ears?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Dr. Crusher, in her blue Doctor's uniform, stands at a food replicator station. She looks pissed, but like quiet controlled pissed not wild crazy pissed. Closed caption reads, "Computer, deactivate food slot."
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Ten Forward, an on-ship future bar that serves space beverages that seem like booze but won't get you hammered. Worf is pictured with full ridgey forehead loaf and gold uniform. He's belching. Closed caption reads: (belching)
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a home on a planet that's earth like, we see a couch and some windows looking out on greenery and sunlight and trees. And then there's Picard. He's much older now and a bit more festively plump and he's wearing non Starfleet clothing, all tan. He's sitting and grimacing and holding onto his belly, like that thing you do after you eat too big a meal and then grunt and groan as you sit down because you think you might split your pants. There's also another person but we can't really see em. No caption, just v full.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct adjunct of Unimatrix-01, is seen up close absolutely devouring a big ol' turkey leg like some kind of vicious animal. It's one of those tin foil wrapped Renaissance festival turkey legs, absolute unit. Closed caption reads: (ravenous growling)
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Deep Space 9 scene. The Sisko, Bashir, and Odo (🎵 buckets of fun🎵) are in the kitchen and shoulder to shoulder hovering over a bunch of food. Sisko is wearing some of that classic shimmery & colorful DS9 loungwear and cooking over a stove. He's holding out a spatula for Bashir to take a look or do a taste test. (Side note, I always wonder, does it go back in the pot? Do they use 20 new spoons doing taste tests?) Anyways, Basir looks nervous at whatever it is he's seeing. Odo, like a little brother wanting to be included in the party, stands just behind the two looking over Bashir's shoulder with great curiosity. Closed caption reads, "Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable."
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on ship and in a beautifully carpeted and panelled corridor. William T. Riker, usually in his red uniform, is shown here in his pajamas wandering the hall. He looks bedraggled and schluffy and slightly deranged. Must be Thanksgiving morning. Closed caption reads, "what to eat, what to say, what to think, what to eat."
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. The Enterprise D gang is in Ten Forward standing around a beautifully decorated banquet table adorned with exotic flowers and lots of food. Seems like a fancy party is happening, I'm guessing some light chitter chatter is in the background, dishes and flatware tinkling and clanking, maybe some nice soft harpy music, but this is a picture so it's tough to say. Ok, back to the story, so Captain Picard is carving a large round turkey. Bev Crusher, Geordi, Data, and a very very tall Klingon, all in uniform, stand and observe. Closed caption reads, "I shall try some of your burned, replicated bird meat." 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Commander Data and Chief Medical Officer Dr. Beverly Crusher, both in uniform are in a brightly lit room. Windows are visible in the back as well as many palmed festive plants. They are dancing, ballroom style, and data has an exaggerated / trying too hard smile. Caption, "Act like you're enjoying yourself."
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Star Trek The Animated series scene. It's a cartoon! Ok, so we're looking at a pond of water where half the screen is water and the other half is land/grass. We see feet and legs of the Most Holy Trinity; McCoy, Kirk, and Mr. Spock. Then, on the water we see their "upside down" (quotations foreshadowing a reason that will become clear with the caption!) version from the waste up in reflection. Kirk in gold, Spock and McCoy in blue. Closed caption reads, "I'VE SEEN STRANGER THINGS, MR SPOCK."
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in sick bay, or six bay if you're a Friend of DeSoto. We see the EMH Doc standing up in front of his medical station. He's in his blue back uniform, holding his hand to his tummy, and looking up like he's thinking about something or doing math in his head. Closed caption reads, "I think I'm hungry."
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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It's flu SZN, people
Ok so its one of those dept of health posters you find in bathrooms. The poster is 13 little comic book scene style squares displaying hands in various stages of hand warshing with music lyrics under each one to help you, the filthy hand warsher, know how long you should spend warshing your filthy, disgusting hands. The top of the poster reads, "Hand washing technique with soap and water." And the music that reads under each square is as follows, "(1) It's been a long road, getting to there from here(2)It's been a long time but my time is finally near(3)And I will see my dream come alive at last(4)I will touch the sky, and they're not gonna hold me down no more(5)No, they're not gonna change my mind(6)'Cause I've got faith of the heart(7)I'm going where my heart will take me(8)I've got faith to believe-I can do anything- I've got strength of the soul(9)And no one's gonna bend or break me(10)I can reach any star(11)I've got faith(12)(I've got-I've got-I've got) I've got faith,(13)FAITH OF THE HEART"
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. All in uniform, Geordi and Troi are standing behind Data, who is standing in front of a full length mirror inspecting himself. We seem to be in personal ship quarters. Troi and Geordi looks to be holding back giggles and general amusements. Data has a full dark beard, and is stroking it contemplatively. Closed caption reads, "When I stroke the beard thusly"
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the bridge of the USS Enterprise D (USS Ed) Data is sitting at his console station down left in that laid back chair. He looks animated with bright excited eyes and a slight smile and he's gesturing with his (androidey) hands. Closed caption reads, "Take my Worf, please."
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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So it's a scene from the film Star Trek Into Darkness (TWoK2.0) starring Buckingham Crumplestarch. We're in some large atrium kind of room, full walls of windows with shining light coming through. Airport terminal feel, but more future space airport, v sleek. There's people standing and sitting about, or walking to and fro. Centered are two aliens, apparently conversing. One is standing up and walking, the other is crawling on all fours. Standing alien fella has a rocky ledge looking head and skin surface. Crawling alien buddy has a elongated head that has some tentacles off the back, like if it was using an octopus to mimic a mullet. Closed caption reads, "Kevin. Still not wearing pants, I see."
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Star Trek Voyager scene. We see the EMH Dr standing next to Neelix, a mostly bald humanoid alien with tall mohawk hair and ridged head that kind of looks like a hermit crab shell, and long lower cheek whiskers. They're standing in sick bay, Neelix is looking stumped, and the Doctor is standing next to him inquisitively looking at a tricorder. Closed caption reads, "Dizziness? Nausea? Unspeakable dread?"
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Star Trek The Voyage Home with the Whales scene. Here pictured is Scotty, Bones, and a third fella. Bones is in a leather jacket, Scotty in his red uniform, and the 3rd fella looks like a middle management type with a tie, brown sweater over shirt, and a big red button that reads "I quit smoking." Bones and ex-smoker guy are in a wood panel lined office standing and looking down at Scotty who is sitting at a computer & holding a mouse up to his mouth. He has a encouraging smile on his face. Closed caption reads, "Hello, computer."
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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We're back on Deep Space 9 today in a scene with Odo and Luaxana Troi (Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed). Luaxana is wearing bright red and has very blonde hair, all gussied up for something. Odo, famously smooth, is looking extra extra smooth here wearing a spicy light brown on darker brown little number. Screenshot one on Odo, caption reads,"Every 16 hours I turn into a liquid." Screenshot two on Luaxana, caption reads, "I can swim." Alts in pic 1!
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM