No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG
@nocontextpastas.bsky.social
THE [DARK ZONE]
THE SCAIRYEST PASTA QUOATS!!!
Feel free to submit quotes via DMs.
THE SCAIRYEST PASTA QUOATS!!!
Feel free to submit quotes via DMs.
Pinned
“WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT”
“Meta Knight charges right at me, and slashes me violently. Instead of the usual MISS when you die, instead it said BRUTALLY MURDERED. Meta Knight pants and walks away.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“Meta Knight charges right at me, and slashes me violently. Instead of the usual MISS when you die, instead it said BRUTALLY MURDERED. Meta Knight pants and walks away.”
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“After that, an episode of Barney & Friends played. I started to cry and tell my parents, but they just laughed at me and said I had a wild imagination.”
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“After that, an episode of Barney & Friends played. I started to cry and tell my parents, but they just laughed at me and said I had a wild imagination.”
“And Then Waluigi Started Walking Towards Mario I Couldnt Move Mario Was Doing The Thing Where HE Sleeps”
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“And Then Waluigi Started Walking Towards Mario I Couldnt Move Mario Was Doing The Thing Where HE Sleeps”
”He explained that he got the game from one his friends at school that was a satanist and put some kind of curse on the game.”
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
”He explained that he got the game from one his friends at school that was a satanist and put some kind of curse on the game.”
Reposted by No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG
The funeral for Gay Rights Luigi will be held this monday
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The funeral for Gay Rights Luigi will be held this monday
“He looked inquiringly at his six-and-a-half-year-old son fidgeting impatiently before him. ’Is there more?‘ ’I kinda ran of story stuff,’ the curl-haired ginger munchkin replied, shuffling his small feet worriedly.”
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“He looked inquiringly at his six-and-a-half-year-old son fidgeting impatiently before him. ’Is there more?‘ ’I kinda ran of story stuff,’ the curl-haired ginger munchkin replied, shuffling his small feet worriedly.”
“Since as baby metal gear solid has been my favorite game of all time and still is, not once has this ever change, or it ever will.”
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“Since as baby metal gear solid has been my favorite game of all time and still is, not once has this ever change, or it ever will.”
“Most will say that it's fake, but they are wrong. The Minhocao is really a being sent from Hell to destroy humanity.”
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
“Most will say that it's fake, but they are wrong. The Minhocao is really a being sent from Hell to destroy humanity.”
“This reality in which we live is an unforgiving hole of despair and depression, we can startle ourselves into a fantasy of emotion...but how long does that really last?”
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“This reality in which we live is an unforgiving hole of despair and depression, we can startle ourselves into a fantasy of emotion...but how long does that really last?”
“that laugh... its... maniacal... deviating... treachorous, that type of laugh. About on week later it started happening... NOT FINISHED YET!!!!!”
November 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“that laugh... its... maniacal... deviating... treachorous, that type of laugh. About on week later it started happening... NOT FINISHED YET!!!!!”
PLEASE DISLIKE MY POASTS IF YOU THINK THEIR TOO SCAIRY!!!
I DON’T MIND :)
I DON’T MIND :)
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
PLEASE DISLIKE MY POASTS IF YOU THINK THEIR TOO SCAIRY!!!
I DON’T MIND :)
I DON’T MIND :)
“then Fox started to cry. I plugged in my "Hey You Pikachu" mic asking Fox what I have done.”
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“then Fox started to cry. I plugged in my "Hey You Pikachu" mic asking Fox what I have done.”
Reposted by No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG
Fun Gus has officially came out as bisexual!
November 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Fun Gus has officially came out as bisexual!
Reposted by No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG
Happy Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Happy Halloween
“I noticed that the patches of missing stars were letters that spelled "kill". I saved the file, then outlined the missing stars and saved another picture.”
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
“I noticed that the patches of missing stars were letters that spelled "kill". I saved the file, then outlined the missing stars and saved another picture.”
“Halloween music has replaced the Ghostbusters theme, all the buildings are flashing and, what's worse, all of them are being non-stop stomped by a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“Halloween music has replaced the Ghostbusters theme, all the buildings are flashing and, what's worse, all of them are being non-stop stomped by a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.”
“ONE DAY EVERY FIREFIGHTER IN THE WORLD DISAPPEARED. WHERE DID THEY GO? NOBODY KNOWS!”
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“ONE DAY EVERY FIREFIGHTER IN THE WORLD DISAPPEARED. WHERE DID THEY GO? NOBODY KNOWS!”
“Ever since I began giving out these candies, which has been for well over 3 years now, no one has accused me (yet) of their children waking up the next morning, vomiting and sweating until they either drop dead or take a visit to the hospital.”
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Ever since I began giving out these candies, which has been for well over 3 years now, no one has accused me (yet) of their children waking up the next morning, vomiting and sweating until they either drop dead or take a visit to the hospital.”
Reposted by No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG
parents, check your kid’s candy; just found the communist manifesto in a snickers bar
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
parents, check your kid’s candy; just found the communist manifesto in a snickers bar
“I used that 20 dollars to buy a working legal official PAL version of Luigi's Mansion. :) No wierdness yet :) I told my story to Nintendo :) They hung up on me. :(“
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“I used that 20 dollars to buy a working legal official PAL version of Luigi's Mansion. :) No wierdness yet :) I told my story to Nintendo :) They hung up on me. :(“
"I paused the game, and quit, because I didn't want to reenact World War II in a Pilotwings game"
October 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"I paused the game, and quit, because I didn't want to reenact World War II in a Pilotwings game"
“I found an odd .txt file I had never seen before called "pingu.txt". I opened it. It was an ASCII of Pingu's mother dead”
October 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“I found an odd .txt file I had never seen before called "pingu.txt". I opened it. It was an ASCII of Pingu's mother dead”
“I am not expecting anyone to believe me when it comes to this story; but hear me out.
Here is a link to Max and Ruby's Wiki for anyone doesn't know what it is.“
Here is a link to Max and Ruby's Wiki for anyone doesn't know what it is.“
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“I am not expecting anyone to believe me when it comes to this story; but hear me out.
Here is a link to Max and Ruby's Wiki for anyone doesn't know what it is.“
Here is a link to Max and Ruby's Wiki for anyone doesn't know what it is.“
"there's a reason you don't see too many people running around with lucky hands.”
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"there's a reason you don't see too many people running around with lucky hands.”