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No More Context
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May I present to you - none other than - your friend and mine - a No More Jockeys image bot

No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson […]

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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is singing, to the tune of Popeye the Sailor Man, "His camera... is strapped to... his boy."
January 24, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson says "And we're playing Key's 15 Second Stationery Challenge, and I think this could be one of the most popular sub games..." The other two squares are empty.
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key whispers, “Toksvig. Peas, letters, Toksvig..."
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle: "I think fingers ARE thumbs."
January 23, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson says "Everyone keeps saying 'jungle shower' these days."
January 23, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key has his fingers in his mouth pulling it wide in a silly face.
January 22, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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I would like to present to the team... a @murderbastard.bsky.social wiki submission:

https://murderofafamousbastard.wiki.gg

The investigation continues. New episode this Sunday.
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is saying "...Wikipedia book? Encyclopaedia."
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne hold up his hands in a despairing gesture. He says "Maybe rabbits don't exist?"
January 22, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson says, "Oh sorry: Plattisfying."
January 22, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is saying "And just jiggle it and see what happens."
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The players all have their eyes closed. Watson's head has lolled and his mouth is opn. The caption says "Quiet snoring."
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is pointing at his ear saying “I need to LISTEN. I need to LISTEN." The set scores are displayed next to each player's name at the bottom of their screens. Mark Watson 5, Alex Horne 7, Tim Key 2.
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Caption: “Polly. She put the kettle on."
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson says "There's a Stuart Gollumsmith!"
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is standing up so we see his torso. He's wearing low-rise blue jeans and a blue and white triathlon top which is too small for him. There's quite a lot of bare midriff between the two garments. He says "It IS too short, obviously."
January 20, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is clutching three blurry bank cards. He says "It was three credit cards on the bed. So, very similar to the last time..."
January 19, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is pulling his ears outwards and saying "your friend and mine: an enormous apology."
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson, lit solely by his laptop, looking ghostly, says “I don’t really like Horne, or know him."
January 19, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "He went for a run on Boxing Day, and got caught short, shat on a bush,"
January 18, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is saying "Now you look like a French politician." Key is wearing a blue blazer and black T-shirt. He's resting his head on his hand so his nose is a bit squashed. His hair looks quite sweaty and thin and is sticking to his forehead in a rather unglamorous way.
January 18, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says "There speaks an ordinary person."
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is saying “Where are... Where... Where are we are where?"
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "Well, are you having danced eggs again for breakfast?" Horne is leaning his head back, laughing.
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne says "Well, I let myself down twice on Watto's stag night."
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is holding up a wine glass that is hand-painted with a unicorn and... Well I'll let him describe it, he says "Yeah, is it a unicorn having a hell of a fucking time on a rainbow?"
January 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM