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Noah
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Houston’s favorite failson.
March 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
He swims through floodwaters at the end, desperately searching for his parents to save, only to find the house condemned and realizing that with every passing generation “all the children are grown ups, all the grown ups are old folks and all the old folks are dead.”
March 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I am a dead ringer for my father and we are in the same line of work, so comparisons are often made. But those who know me know my personality is all mom’s. Dad is friends with everyone. Mom is friends with her parents’ friends’ kids, her grandparents’ friends’ grandkids.
March 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Joe Biden we shouldn’t have laughed at you in 2016 when you wanted to go back behind the gym. Truly a prophet.
March 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
In 2017, they played Game 7 on the radio on Christmas.
November 28, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Eh. Gertrude Stein infamous coined “Lost Generation” a full 100 years ago. Same as it ever was.
November 23, 2024 at 1:04 PM
You pay to get on the bus and the train just sort of does the halfassed honor system
November 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
The original gender neutral bathroom
November 18, 2024 at 4:13 PM
How do I walk across this sky bridge ?
November 13, 2024 at 7:23 PM
You are a deeply stupid, stupid, harmful person. A sentient version of the Dunning Krueger complex. All of your ideas have been trite and facile at the best and directly responsible for death and suffering in the worst.
July 2, 2023 at 10:25 PM
Hi Jeff. You blocked me on Twitter after I reminded you that your March 2020 pronouncement that a Covid vaccine would be impossible to make was deeply stupid and malicious and directly led to many people’s deaths. Anyway, go fuck yourself you have blood on your hands you ghoulish dipshit.
July 2, 2023 at 10:25 PM
I honestly couldn’t tell you the current best writer on Scotus. Just that Gorsuch is the worst.
July 2, 2023 at 4:19 PM