noah-nelson.bsky.social
@noah-nelson.bsky.social
Tie my right hand to the ride
new version of midsummer night’s dream where everyone’s on discord and titania falls in love with bottom then realizes he’s a furry
January 28, 2026 at 6:25 PM
guy in front of me at the JID show was looking at kalshi on his phone the whole time?
January 28, 2026 at 6:08 AM
instagram is so crazy. i just read a post that was like, “your life only starts when you’re 31, the rest is just a tutorial. here’s a guy who was impoverished, repeatedly arrested, blah blah blah, and he went on to become joseph stalin” like yeah, i’m feeling very inspired right now
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
can someone explain single white female to me? i thought they were introducing me to the normal one but then she starts taking polaroids of all the roommate candidates and i’m like “wait i’ve been following the psycho this whole time?”
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM
this is probably way too portlandia, but does anyone know if i rent a woody allen movie at the video store does he somehow get some of that money?
January 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
trader joe’s is like the pretend grocery store in the children’s museum, but for 23-year-olds who went to expensive colleges
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
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All true Christmas freaks have only ONE thing in mind… 🎅🍾🪦
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
geese take - not since the strokes has a rock band been so undeservedly glazed by the media

don’t tell anyone i said this
December 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
oh my god when did wolf of wall street come out. my friend used to say “mainlining adrenaline” and now i think maybe he stole that
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Me when the bar’s about to close:
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i get extremely annoyed when i see posts where people complain about new apple UI designs. but i also write these posts. this is allowed because i have no followers
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
dude, this update is so underbaked. am i more fidgety than everyone who tested this UI?
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
not to go all john gruber, but seriously what’s going on with my phone. why is there all this empty space here. why does the keyboard look different in all my apps.
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
in a few years if i’ve left the tech industry i’ll point to this as what broke me youtu.be/ERiXDhLHxmo
"Generative AI" is not what you think it is
YouTube video by Acerola
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December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
til, can’t watch a romcom where the lead has your name if you’re single
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
not the instagram algorithm showing me increasingly deranged memes
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
my craziest train ride was in LA: a racist shouting match on one side of the car, a homeless person taking off all their clothes on the other side, a kid hotboxing me in the middle
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
the train ride from the university to my neighborhood (has a lot of nightlife i don’t see) on halloween at midnight, this is some crazy stuff
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Hayduke Lives! Navajo Bridge
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
wait the skyler white haters are right actually. obviously walter is a horrible monster from the very first minute. but how can she react this way.
October 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
October 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
every playlist needs songs about avoidant attachment and songs about anxious attachment
October 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
every day i get a little bit closer to i don’t even know what
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
max mccool sent me this
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM