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🦂Madame Ghosts-Alot🧿
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If I were a book, I’d be an encyclopedia, cause this spine so thicc, it don’t fit in just one volume.‘98 ♏️ 🩷💛💙 🧿
Might tell a joke, but you ain’t telling no lies! 🤷🏽‍♀️👌🏽👈🏽
If i ever had sex to Jill Scott music, it has to be raw 😭
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Now I’m finna go home, smoke, chomp some chicken tenders & rub my feet together!! 🥹🥰💕
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January 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Felt off today, so I got out the house & found myself at a random park across town, where I never really go.

It’s right on the water, so I sat to think & talk to God.

I turned around on the bench I was sitting on to find a WHOLE WEDDING about to start! 🥹💚🤍
January 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
My semester just started and I have been taking inventory of ALL study abroad opportunities at my University, partly for this reason! 😮‍💨
Yeah at this point, if I receive an opportunity that takes me out of this country, I am high tailing it the fuck outta here. The blue people just gave more money to ICE and people are STILL disparaging a third party (for those of us that still believe in electoral politics).
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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I LOVE RICO NASTY. That is all.
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I just found out there’s an underground “Fisticuffs” enthusiast group in my city?
🥊💥😵‍💫

New hobby unlocked? 🤔👀
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I usually don’t dabble in White Chocolate, but this one got a lil spice to it 🔥😍💋
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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"The tragedy for you is a Tuesday for us." - on white people waking up to the deadly cruelty of ICE and the implicit bias aka racism of American policing unaliving Black and Brown people
January 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I’m getting dangerously good at making Big Girl phone calls!🤗

Perhaps another marking of a fully developed frontal lobe 🤔🤭
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Why do Radio/ Podcasts Preachers always speak too close into the mic?? 😵‍💫

I thought we were leaving some room for Jesus? 🙄
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January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
COOCHIE-CON 😂😂😂
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Coochie conferences, a grwm sponsored by Honey Pot, & this just in:👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 😭😭😭 ya’ll are on one todaayy
What is going on 😩😭😂
January 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
If you complaining about sweet tea… How we suppose to believe you a eater FR?? 🤨

Bc Coochie bound to have a twang to it! 🤷🏽‍♀️
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January 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Side bar: when discussing the best Batman, NEVER am I EVER considering Clooney as a contender 🙅🏽‍♀️
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January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Have to sample my own product 🙂‍↕️
Y'all ain't put y'all finger in ya coochie and licked it?
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
IF HE WON’T SWALLOW HIS OWN LOAD, THEN DON’T LICK YOUR CREAM OFF HIS FINGERS!!
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Have I seen a single episode of Euphoria? No. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Will I be starting with this season and watching it backwards? Yes, absolutely.
The trailer for the long-awaited season 3 of "Euphoria" is out:
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Caught myself before replying a non-applicable “you too.” Is this the markings of a fully developed frontal lobe?? 👀👀
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I humbly submit these two Relics for all our nostalgia purposes
January 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I said it once, I’ll say it again!

The Queen was asking her husband for some DIK & he wanna have an impromptu talent show! 😒😤

HENCE WHY Her Majesty was in the park, on the beach, in Spain! With Mr Moonwalker himself!! 😭🕴🏼
34 years ago today, Michael Jackson released “Remember the Time.”
January 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Days gone without catching a stray: 0
😭
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 AM
post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it using only gifs.
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 AM
My best friend invited me over for this very same surprise in like the 5th grade 😂😂😂

We bonded in trauma fr. I wonder how Sofia is doing today 🥹
when I found my parent's porn collection in middle school i was like "OH!" Invited all my homeboys over to watch. I was like "Ya'll GOTTA see this shit!" sjhsjawiia
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January 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Conflicted, but I soon came to love it.

(Pun intended.)
January 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM