🦂Madame Ghosts-Alot🧿
@nnattiev.bsky.social
If I were a book, I’d be an encyclopedia, cause this spine so thicc, it don’t fit in just one volume.‘98 ♏️ 🩷💛💙 🧿
Might tell a joke, but you ain’t telling no lies! 🤷🏽♀️👌🏽👈🏽
If i ever had sex to Jill Scott music, it has to be raw 😭
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Might tell a joke, but you ain’t telling no lies! 🤷🏽♀️👌🏽👈🏽
Now I’m finna go home, smoke, chomp some chicken tenders & rub my feet together!! 🥹🥰💕
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January 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Now I’m finna go home, smoke, chomp some chicken tenders & rub my feet together!! 🥹🥰💕
Felt off today, so I got out the house & found myself at a random park across town, where I never really go.
It’s right on the water, so I sat to think & talk to God.
I turned around on the bench I was sitting on to find a WHOLE WEDDING about to start! 🥹💚🤍
It’s right on the water, so I sat to think & talk to God.
I turned around on the bench I was sitting on to find a WHOLE WEDDING about to start! 🥹💚🤍
January 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Felt off today, so I got out the house & found myself at a random park across town, where I never really go.
It’s right on the water, so I sat to think & talk to God.
I turned around on the bench I was sitting on to find a WHOLE WEDDING about to start! 🥹💚🤍
It’s right on the water, so I sat to think & talk to God.
I turned around on the bench I was sitting on to find a WHOLE WEDDING about to start! 🥹💚🤍
My semester just started and I have been taking inventory of ALL study abroad opportunities at my University, partly for this reason! 😮💨
Yeah at this point, if I receive an opportunity that takes me out of this country, I am high tailing it the fuck outta here. The blue people just gave more money to ICE and people are STILL disparaging a third party (for those of us that still believe in electoral politics).
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
My semester just started and I have been taking inventory of ALL study abroad opportunities at my University, partly for this reason! 😮💨
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I LOVE RICO NASTY. That is all.
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I LOVE RICO NASTY. That is all.
I just found out there’s an underground “Fisticuffs” enthusiast group in my city?
🥊💥😵💫
New hobby unlocked? 🤔👀
🥊💥😵💫
New hobby unlocked? 🤔👀
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I just found out there’s an underground “Fisticuffs” enthusiast group in my city?
🥊💥😵💫
New hobby unlocked? 🤔👀
🥊💥😵💫
New hobby unlocked? 🤔👀
I usually don’t dabble in White Chocolate, but this one got a lil spice to it 🔥😍💋
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I usually don’t dabble in White Chocolate, but this one got a lil spice to it 🔥😍💋
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"The tragedy for you is a Tuesday for us." - on white people waking up to the deadly cruelty of ICE and the implicit bias aka racism of American policing unaliving Black and Brown people
January 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
"The tragedy for you is a Tuesday for us." - on white people waking up to the deadly cruelty of ICE and the implicit bias aka racism of American policing unaliving Black and Brown people
I’m getting dangerously good at making Big Girl phone calls!🤗
Perhaps another marking of a fully developed frontal lobe 🤔🤭
Perhaps another marking of a fully developed frontal lobe 🤔🤭
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I’m getting dangerously good at making Big Girl phone calls!🤗
Perhaps another marking of a fully developed frontal lobe 🤔🤭
Perhaps another marking of a fully developed frontal lobe 🤔🤭
Why do Radio/ Podcasts Preachers always speak too close into the mic?? 😵💫
I thought we were leaving some room for Jesus? 🙄
I thought we were leaving some room for Jesus? 🙄
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January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Why do Radio/ Podcasts Preachers always speak too close into the mic?? 😵💫
I thought we were leaving some room for Jesus? 🙄
I thought we were leaving some room for Jesus? 🙄
COOCHIE-CON 😂😂😂
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
COOCHIE-CON 😂😂😂
Coochie conferences, a grwm sponsored by Honey Pot, & this just in:👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 😭😭😭 ya’ll are on one todaayy
January 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Coochie conferences, a grwm sponsored by Honey Pot, & this just in:👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 😭😭😭 ya’ll are on one todaayy
If you complaining about sweet tea… How we suppose to believe you a eater FR?? 🤨
Bc Coochie bound to have a twang to it! 🤷🏽♀️
Bc Coochie bound to have a twang to it! 🤷🏽♀️
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January 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
If you complaining about sweet tea… How we suppose to believe you a eater FR?? 🤨
Bc Coochie bound to have a twang to it! 🤷🏽♀️
Bc Coochie bound to have a twang to it! 🤷🏽♀️
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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨
Side bar: when discussing the best Batman, NEVER am I EVER considering Clooney as a contender 🙅🏽♀️
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January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Side bar: when discussing the best Batman, NEVER am I EVER considering Clooney as a contender 🙅🏽♀️
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Have to sample my own product 🙂↕️
Y'all ain't put y'all finger in ya coochie and licked it?
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Have to sample my own product 🙂↕️
IF HE WON’T SWALLOW HIS OWN LOAD, THEN DON’T LICK YOUR CREAM OFF HIS FINGERS!!
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
IF HE WON’T SWALLOW HIS OWN LOAD, THEN DON’T LICK YOUR CREAM OFF HIS FINGERS!!
Have I seen a single episode of Euphoria? No. 🤷🏽♀️
Will I be starting with this season and watching it backwards? Yes, absolutely.
Will I be starting with this season and watching it backwards? Yes, absolutely.
The trailer for the long-awaited season 3 of "Euphoria" is out:
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Have I seen a single episode of Euphoria? No. 🤷🏽♀️
Will I be starting with this season and watching it backwards? Yes, absolutely.
Will I be starting with this season and watching it backwards? Yes, absolutely.
Caught myself before replying a non-applicable “you too.” Is this the markings of a fully developed frontal lobe?? 👀👀
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Caught myself before replying a non-applicable “you too.” Is this the markings of a fully developed frontal lobe?? 👀👀
I humbly submit these two Relics for all our nostalgia purposes
January 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I humbly submit these two Relics for all our nostalgia purposes
I said it once, I’ll say it again!
The Queen was asking her husband for some DIK & he wanna have an impromptu talent show! 😒😤
HENCE WHY Her Majesty was in the park, on the beach, in Spain! With Mr Moonwalker himself!! 😭🕴🏼
The Queen was asking her husband for some DIK & he wanna have an impromptu talent show! 😒😤
HENCE WHY Her Majesty was in the park, on the beach, in Spain! With Mr Moonwalker himself!! 😭🕴🏼
January 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I said it once, I’ll say it again!
The Queen was asking her husband for some DIK & he wanna have an impromptu talent show! 😒😤
HENCE WHY Her Majesty was in the park, on the beach, in Spain! With Mr Moonwalker himself!! 😭🕴🏼
The Queen was asking her husband for some DIK & he wanna have an impromptu talent show! 😒😤
HENCE WHY Her Majesty was in the park, on the beach, in Spain! With Mr Moonwalker himself!! 😭🕴🏼
Days gone without catching a stray: 0
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😭
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Days gone without catching a stray: 0
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😭
post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it using only gifs.
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 AM
post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it using only gifs.
My best friend invited me over for this very same surprise in like the 5th grade 😂😂😂
We bonded in trauma fr. I wonder how Sofia is doing today 🥹
We bonded in trauma fr. I wonder how Sofia is doing today 🥹
when I found my parent's porn collection in middle school i was like "OH!" Invited all my homeboys over to watch. I was like "Ya'll GOTTA see this shit!" sjhsjawiia
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January 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
My best friend invited me over for this very same surprise in like the 5th grade 😂😂😂
We bonded in trauma fr. I wonder how Sofia is doing today 🥹
We bonded in trauma fr. I wonder how Sofia is doing today 🥹
Conflicted, but I soon came to love it.
(Pun intended.)
(Pun intended.)
January 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Conflicted, but I soon came to love it.
(Pun intended.)
(Pun intended.)