And, eventually, the socket on the device. Pretty much the only reason I replaced mp3 players until bluetooth earphones came along

We watched all of Silent Witness over the course of a few months last year. Some actors turn up as multiple characters, others as the same cop years apart. Ruth Gemmell was a fairly major character in the first series and then at least two one-offs in later series. It's lovely to see

If you bought it last week for £1m, that's wealth and should be taxed. If you bought it in the '80s and it's now worth £1m, that's because you worked hard and you deserve to keep it all

Glynis Johns (Mrs Banks) only died last year, aged 100. With one or two notable exceptions, the Mary Poppins cast was delightfully long-lived

Our primary school library was just a room with books in. We were only allowed to use it in groups containing at least one sensible child, or accompanied by whoever's mum was volunteering that day.

A decent selection of books though. We were lucky. I have no idea who maintained it

Imagine being able to conjure that out of a piece of lino. It's Exquisite. The sense of movement

Neighbours dwarfs the lot of them though

Cleansed your timeline; tear-stained my cheeks

A book is a great accessory. Small enough to fit in a pocket/handbag, useful enough that you can pretend it's not just there for show. Printed books are often ornamental anyway, and nobody's going to see your lovely bookcase unless you've attracted them to your house in the first place

All 4 fine for me. Samsung Galaxy A25, Android 15, about 18 months old

Incredibly good value, actually. It's lasted him years so far

It’s better to overestimate your reader than underestimate them.

Exquisite

He's King Prince Charles to me

Sweet Home Alafuckingbama

and Love Shack, of course