Nixon Wuz Robbed
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When the President does it, that means it is not illegal.
All your base are belong to us
"Helicopter pilots were wounded pretty badly in the legs landing on the couple of machine gunners seemed to have make it through a thicket of bombs. But they were taken out rapidly by our snipers who stationed on platforms. Hellu-- actually unbelievable, helicopter platforms all the way the line"
February 14, 2026 at 9:58 AM
All your base are belong to us
39-point swing in (checks notes) Louisiana
Tick-tock, motherfuckers. Tick-tock
Tick-tock, motherfuckers. Tick-tock
NEWS: Democrat Chasity Martinez has won the Louisiana HD-60 special election, defeating Republican Brad Daigle and holding the seat.
Martinez won 63%–37%. Trump carried the district by 13 points in 2024.
Another major Democratic overperformance.
Martinez won 63%–37%. Trump carried the district by 13 points in 2024.
Another major Democratic overperformance.
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 AM
39-point swing in (checks notes) Louisiana
Tick-tock, motherfuckers. Tick-tock
Tick-tock, motherfuckers. Tick-tock
“I believe that violence is bad.”
[gets sucker-punched in the face]
[punches back in self-defense]
Imbeciles of the WaPo editorial board: “You hypocrite!”
[gets sucker-punched in the face]
[punches back in self-defense]
Imbeciles of the WaPo editorial board: “You hypocrite!”
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 AM
“I believe that violence is bad.”
[gets sucker-punched in the face]
[punches back in self-defense]
Imbeciles of the WaPo editorial board: “You hypocrite!”
[gets sucker-punched in the face]
[punches back in self-defense]
Imbeciles of the WaPo editorial board: “You hypocrite!”
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Jeffrey Epstein did not stop raping children after his 2008 conviction. Jeffrey Epstein did not stop facilitating the rape of children after his 2008 conviction. He kept doing it.
That is the context of people treating him as a normal person after his conviction.
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www.cnn.com/2020/01/15/u...
That is the context of people treating him as a normal person after his conviction.
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www.cnn.com/2020/01/15/u...
Jeffrey Epstein allegedly sexually abused girls in the US Virgin Islands through 2018 | CNN
Jeffrey Epstein allegedly transported underage girls to his secluded homes in the US Virgin Islands and forced them into sex work from 2001 through 2018, according to a lawsuit filed by the Attorney G...
www.cnn.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Jeffrey Epstein did not stop raping children after his 2008 conviction. Jeffrey Epstein did not stop facilitating the rape of children after his 2008 conviction. He kept doing it.
That is the context of people treating him as a normal person after his conviction.
/1
www.cnn.com/2020/01/15/u...
That is the context of people treating him as a normal person after his conviction.
/1
www.cnn.com/2020/01/15/u...
To Their Shock, Cubans in Florida Are Being Deported in Record Numbers
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 AM
So an ICU nurse at a Veterans Affairs hospital was a "domestic terrorist"? Sure, Jan.
January 25, 2026 at 1:06 AM
So an ICU nurse at a Veterans Affairs hospital was a "domestic terrorist"? Sure, Jan.
I have signed a Historic Executive Order to force George R.R. Martin to get off his ass and finally finish the "Winds of Winter"! And after that I will sign another Historic Executive Order forcing the producers to remake season 8 of "Game of Thrones" and do it good this time! Thank you!
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I have signed a Historic Executive Order to force George R.R. Martin to get off his ass and finally finish the "Winds of Winter"! And after that I will sign another Historic Executive Order forcing the producers to remake season 8 of "Game of Thrones" and do it good this time! Thank you!
The legality of the Venezuela operation may be questionable, but I have to say, an authoritarian president who tried to remain in power despite losing an election being hauled away in handcuffs makes for quite a striking image.
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The legality of the Venezuela operation may be questionable, but I have to say, an authoritarian president who tried to remain in power despite losing an election being hauled away in handcuffs makes for quite a striking image.
What's a guy gotta do to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?
January 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
What's a guy gotta do to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?
No shit, there I was: New Year's Eve, counting down to the ball drop, last few seconds, pretty sure I was going to make it.
But then the clock struck 23:59 and I immediately died.
Goddamnit. I hate when that happens.
But then the clock struck 23:59 and I immediately died.
Goddamnit. I hate when that happens.
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 AM
No shit, there I was: New Year's Eve, counting down to the ball drop, last few seconds, pretty sure I was going to make it.
But then the clock struck 23:59 and I immediately died.
Goddamnit. I hate when that happens.
But then the clock struck 23:59 and I immediately died.
Goddamnit. I hate when that happens.
As we reach the end of 2025, Trump has bombed Somalia, Yemen, Iran, Syria, Nigeria, and Venezuela, plus a bunch of random unarmed civilians on boats, but the dumb Nobel Committee still hasn't given him a Peace Prize. Sad.
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 AM
As we reach the end of 2025, Trump has bombed Somalia, Yemen, Iran, Syria, Nigeria, and Venezuela, plus a bunch of random unarmed civilians on boats, but the dumb Nobel Committee still hasn't given him a Peace Prize. Sad.
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Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
Not a huge boxing fan, but watching Jake Paul get knocked the fuck out by a vicious right cross is something I could watch on a continuous loop.
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Not a huge boxing fan, but watching Jake Paul get knocked the fuck out by a vicious right cross is something I could watch on a continuous loop.
No, NYT, there is no “legal fight over the extent of Trump’s pardon powers.”
He has no legal power to pardon state crimes whatsoever, period, full stop.
Stop it. Just stop it.
He has no legal power to pardon state crimes whatsoever, period, full stop.
Stop it. Just stop it.
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
No, NYT, there is no “legal fight over the extent of Trump’s pardon powers.”
He has no legal power to pardon state crimes whatsoever, period, full stop.
Stop it. Just stop it.
He has no legal power to pardon state crimes whatsoever, period, full stop.
Stop it. Just stop it.
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Which South American country has "America" in its name?
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Which South American country has "America" in its name?
Pro tip: if someone says that soldiers must obey the law, and you threaten to hang them for saying that, you’re kind of making their point for them.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Pro tip: if someone says that soldiers must obey the law, and you threaten to hang them for saying that, you’re kind of making their point for them.
MAGA cope: "this election didn't matter, it was just blue states voting blue"
Reality: Every single Virginia county shifted left.
My daughter lives in Spotsylvania, which was Trump +8 in 2024.
Spanberger just flipped it blue for the 1st time ever.
Cope harder, MAGA. You're gonna need it.
Reality: Every single Virginia county shifted left.
My daughter lives in Spotsylvania, which was Trump +8 in 2024.
Spanberger just flipped it blue for the 1st time ever.
Cope harder, MAGA. You're gonna need it.
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
MAGA cope: "this election didn't matter, it was just blue states voting blue"
Reality: Every single Virginia county shifted left.
My daughter lives in Spotsylvania, which was Trump +8 in 2024.
Spanberger just flipped it blue for the 1st time ever.
Cope harder, MAGA. You're gonna need it.
Reality: Every single Virginia county shifted left.
My daughter lives in Spotsylvania, which was Trump +8 in 2024.
Spanberger just flipped it blue for the 1st time ever.
Cope harder, MAGA. You're gonna need it.
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
Tuesday's election results call to mind Winston Churchill's quote after the Battle of El Alamein:
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tuesday's election results call to mind Winston Churchill's quote after the Battle of El Alamein:
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
“Now go away! Or I will taunt you a second time!”
October 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
“Now go away! Or I will taunt you a second time!”
Immigrants are awesome.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
This. Immigrants are awesome, and I wish we weren’t so afraid to say it.
As the people who insist otherwise try to burn the country, it's important to affirm that immigrants, from everywhere, are awesome, and America is better the more immigrants we have. You have to be just empty and vapid and unimaginably small to reject that.
October 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Immigrants are awesome.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.