Night in the Woods Quote Bot
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Night in the Woods quote every 3 hours (hopefully)
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nitw_quotebot reincarnated to bsky by @xsallysequel.bsky.social
Mae, I am here for *you* right now.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Mae, I am here for *you* right now.
I never did.
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I never did.
Question: Can I go kick all of their asses? Like I’ve got experience. I can eff some shit up.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Question: Can I go kick all of their asses? Like I’ve got experience. I can eff some shit up.
I just hope it’s over. I want us all to get free of it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I just hope it’s over. I want us all to get free of it.
It’s too bad the robot wasn’t filled with angry snakes and they killed you.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
It’s too bad the robot wasn’t filled with angry snakes and they killed you.
I was luckier than a lot of kids. I’m just glad I didn’t like… yeah.
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I was luckier than a lot of kids. I’m just glad I didn’t like… yeah.
It wasn’t good. Top notch math though.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It wasn’t good. Top notch math though.
I don’t even know how to talk about it yet I don’t think.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I don’t even know how to talk about it yet I don’t think.
Beware as you ghost, for there are ghosts.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Beware as you ghost, for there are ghosts.
Mae, I am here for *you* right now.
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mae, I am here for *you* right now.
I just think it’s not fair that Mae of all people should have trouble.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I just think it’s not fair that Mae of all people should have trouble.
Sturdy’s a good word for you.
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sturdy’s a good word for you.
I forget that we live in separate realities.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I forget that we live in separate realities.
And you know… he’s got that ass.
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
And you know… he’s got that ass.
Dark and cold. Guess I’m walking. Alone.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Dark and cold. Guess I’m walking. Alone.
Gregg rulz ok
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Gregg rulz ok
Well the weather seems to agree with you, gray and drizzly.
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Well the weather seems to agree with you, gray and drizzly.
I thought you were gonna be dead!!!
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I thought you were gonna be dead!!!
Wife long gone, kids don’t care. Tunnel fish are always there.
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Wife long gone, kids don’t care. Tunnel fish are always there.
I hope your head gets stuck in the door and gets chopped off.
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I hope your head gets stuck in the door and gets chopped off.
And it’s not my fault I’m a total trashfire!
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
And it’s not my fault I’m a total trashfire!
Too bad you didn’t start doing drugs and then died from doing drugs.
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Too bad you didn’t start doing drugs and then died from doing drugs.
My big dumb eyes. My nightmare eyes.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My big dumb eyes. My nightmare eyes.
They never existed, they never had feelings they never would exist, either. And it felt so sad like I’d just lost these real people and this whole thing we had, it was just… me. Alone.
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
They never existed, they never had feelings they never would exist, either. And it felt so sad like I’d just lost these real people and this whole thing we had, it was just… me. Alone.
This is how it was always gonna end for one of us.
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is how it was always gonna end for one of us.