Nitron | Perfect Chrysler
@nitronchryslord200.bsky.social
https://nitrondusk.straw.page/
My Papa/amazing Carrier is Knock Out. I love my Conjunx, Cobalt, very much.
I love to cook and dance. I've watched my Papa's full collection of horror movies and sometimes we go to the drive-in theatre.
My Papa/amazing Carrier is Knock Out. I love my Conjunx, Cobalt, very much.
I love to cook and dance. I've watched my Papa's full collection of horror movies and sometimes we go to the drive-in theatre.
He was found. I am elated.
I searched through the night.
Exhaustion is.... I am..
The Synth-En turbo injection effect has...
Visual input, blurry...
<PROTOCOL - EMERGENCY STASIS - COMPLETE>
[He laid there on the forest floor, optics dim and with a frog safe in his left headlight enclosure]
I searched through the night.
Exhaustion is.... I am..
The Synth-En turbo injection effect has...
Visual input, blurry...
<PROTOCOL - EMERGENCY STASIS - COMPLETE>
[He laid there on the forest floor, optics dim and with a frog safe in his left headlight enclosure]
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
He was found. I am elated.
I searched through the night.
Exhaustion is.... I am..
The Synth-En turbo injection effect has...
Visual input, blurry...
<PROTOCOL - EMERGENCY STASIS - COMPLETE>
[He laid there on the forest floor, optics dim and with a frog safe in his left headlight enclosure]
I searched through the night.
Exhaustion is.... I am..
The Synth-En turbo injection effect has...
Visual input, blurry...
<PROTOCOL - EMERGENCY STASIS - COMPLETE>
[He laid there on the forest floor, optics dim and with a frog safe in his left headlight enclosure]
PROTOCOL - URGENT BROADCAST: INITIATED
Audio/Visual: ON
URG-02] :PingAll: - RADIUS:550
URG-31] Missing Personnel: TRUE
URG-76] Emotional Relay - 'Sorrow': TRIGGERED
URG-77] Emotional Relay - 'Worry': TRIGGERED
Audio/Visual: ON
URG-02] :PingAll: - RADIUS:550
URG-31] Missing Personnel: TRUE
URG-76] Emotional Relay - 'Sorrow': TRIGGERED
URG-77] Emotional Relay - 'Worry': TRIGGERED
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
PROTOCOL - URGENT BROADCAST: INITIATED
Audio/Visual: ON
URG-02] :PingAll: - RADIUS:550
URG-31] Missing Personnel: TRUE
URG-76] Emotional Relay - 'Sorrow': TRIGGERED
URG-77] Emotional Relay - 'Worry': TRIGGERED
Audio/Visual: ON
URG-02] :PingAll: - RADIUS:550
URG-31] Missing Personnel: TRUE
URG-76] Emotional Relay - 'Sorrow': TRIGGERED
URG-77] Emotional Relay - 'Worry': TRIGGERED
My frog, Syntax, refuses to eat his bananas...
I fear he may be sick 😔
I was advised by a human to use their antiquated 'internet' system for research on organic wildlife.
The Google engine says he has...cancer!?
Oh, my sweet little Syntax. What have I done??? 😭💔
I fear he may be sick 😔
I was advised by a human to use their antiquated 'internet' system for research on organic wildlife.
The Google engine says he has...cancer!?
Oh, my sweet little Syntax. What have I done??? 😭💔
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My frog, Syntax, refuses to eat his bananas...
I fear he may be sick 😔
I was advised by a human to use their antiquated 'internet' system for research on organic wildlife.
The Google engine says he has...cancer!?
Oh, my sweet little Syntax. What have I done??? 😭💔
I fear he may be sick 😔
I was advised by a human to use their antiquated 'internet' system for research on organic wildlife.
The Google engine says he has...cancer!?
Oh, my sweet little Syntax. What have I done??? 😭💔
So, I have been allowed to keep one (1) frog. I have NOT hidden any additional frogs... Nope.
This is Syntax, and he has such lovely coloring. A rainbow beauty.
Thank you, black parrot femme. I appreciate your Terrestrial expertise!
[Features @corvuscorvii.bsky.social (Corvii)]
#justnitronthings
This is Syntax, and he has such lovely coloring. A rainbow beauty.
Thank you, black parrot femme. I appreciate your Terrestrial expertise!
[Features @corvuscorvii.bsky.social (Corvii)]
#justnitronthings
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
So, I have been allowed to keep one (1) frog. I have NOT hidden any additional frogs... Nope.
This is Syntax, and he has such lovely coloring. A rainbow beauty.
Thank you, black parrot femme. I appreciate your Terrestrial expertise!
[Features @corvuscorvii.bsky.social (Corvii)]
#justnitronthings
This is Syntax, and he has such lovely coloring. A rainbow beauty.
Thank you, black parrot femme. I appreciate your Terrestrial expertise!
[Features @corvuscorvii.bsky.social (Corvii)]
#justnitronthings
I have collected eleven frogs.
Seven are green, two red, one blue and one yellow.
It is not enough...
Seven are green, two red, one blue and one yellow.
It is not enough...
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I have collected eleven frogs.
Seven are green, two red, one blue and one yellow.
It is not enough...
Seven are green, two red, one blue and one yellow.
It is not enough...
I was taking a leisurely stroll by a large river today, and I noticed that in some areas there was so much... loose scrap?
Things floating in the water. Have the humans done this?
The wildlife here did not seem to enjoy it, so I have retrieved what I could and placed it in my internal compactor.
Things floating in the water. Have the humans done this?
The wildlife here did not seem to enjoy it, so I have retrieved what I could and placed it in my internal compactor.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I was taking a leisurely stroll by a large river today, and I noticed that in some areas there was so much... loose scrap?
Things floating in the water. Have the humans done this?
The wildlife here did not seem to enjoy it, so I have retrieved what I could and placed it in my internal compactor.
Things floating in the water. Have the humans done this?
The wildlife here did not seem to enjoy it, so I have retrieved what I could and placed it in my internal compactor.
The organics lifeforms are very colorful here. I wonder what the humans call this place in particular.
I am getting conflicting results...
But I love this small four legged thing. It is green like me! And the red optics are so cute. Maybe I should keep it.
I am getting conflicting results...
But I love this small four legged thing. It is green like me! And the red optics are so cute. Maybe I should keep it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The organics lifeforms are very colorful here. I wonder what the humans call this place in particular.
I am getting conflicting results...
But I love this small four legged thing. It is green like me! And the red optics are so cute. Maybe I should keep it.
I am getting conflicting results...
But I love this small four legged thing. It is green like me! And the red optics are so cute. Maybe I should keep it.
As the 'pirates' say, "Land Ho!"
I have finally come across land (and better reception). Seems to be another jungle, but I don't care because it isn't a body of salt water!
I can finally get back on TechTok Live for all my Cybertronian followers.
#justnitronthings #tfoc #gasgasgas
I have finally come across land (and better reception). Seems to be another jungle, but I don't care because it isn't a body of salt water!
I can finally get back on TechTok Live for all my Cybertronian followers.
#justnitronthings #tfoc #gasgasgas
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
As the 'pirates' say, "Land Ho!"
I have finally come across land (and better reception). Seems to be another jungle, but I don't care because it isn't a body of salt water!
I can finally get back on TechTok Live for all my Cybertronian followers.
#justnitronthings #tfoc #gasgasgas
I have finally come across land (and better reception). Seems to be another jungle, but I don't care because it isn't a body of salt water!
I can finally get back on TechTok Live for all my Cybertronian followers.
#justnitronthings #tfoc #gasgasgas
*sigh*
Maybe I should meditate or something...
Maybe I should meditate or something...
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
*sigh*
Maybe I should meditate or something...
Maybe I should meditate or something...
When I find land, would anyone like to go on a leisurely cruise through a nice human city with me?
The Atlantic Ocean should take me to the United States, right? I've heard there are cities there.
The Atlantic Ocean should take me to the United States, right? I've heard there are cities there.
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When I find land, would anyone like to go on a leisurely cruise through a nice human city with me?
The Atlantic Ocean should take me to the United States, right? I've heard there are cities there.
The Atlantic Ocean should take me to the United States, right? I've heard there are cities there.
Being waterlogged stalled my systems for an unknown amount of time. I came back online just fine, but I'm in the 'Atlantic Ocean' now...
I found myself in a large human-made boat though. Not sure how or who..
I thank whoever helped me because the salt water would have utterly devastated my finish!
I found myself in a large human-made boat though. Not sure how or who..
I thank whoever helped me because the salt water would have utterly devastated my finish!
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Being waterlogged stalled my systems for an unknown amount of time. I came back online just fine, but I'm in the 'Atlantic Ocean' now...
I found myself in a large human-made boat though. Not sure how or who..
I thank whoever helped me because the salt water would have utterly devastated my finish!
I found myself in a large human-made boat though. Not sure how or who..
I thank whoever helped me because the salt water would have utterly devastated my finish!
Ffffffff..... I didnt-
*blub blub*
...think this through!
*gurgle gurgle blub blub*
Ahhh-!
[Context: Nitron thought using his airbags to "float towards civilization down the Amazon River" would be a good idea. He also cannot swim.]
*blub blub*
...think this through!
*gurgle gurgle blub blub*
Ahhh-!
[Context: Nitron thought using his airbags to "float towards civilization down the Amazon River" would be a good idea. He also cannot swim.]
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ffffffff..... I didnt-
*blub blub*
...think this through!
*gurgle gurgle blub blub*
Ahhh-!
[Context: Nitron thought using his airbags to "float towards civilization down the Amazon River" would be a good idea. He also cannot swim.]
*blub blub*
...think this through!
*gurgle gurgle blub blub*
Ahhh-!
[Context: Nitron thought using his airbags to "float towards civilization down the Amazon River" would be a good idea. He also cannot swim.]
If I jump in this river and deploy my air bags will I float to civilization?
I do not like this Amazon Rainforest and I am ready to leave immediately.
As a side note: I did try a banana again. And this time I peeled it first. Not bad.
I do not like this Amazon Rainforest and I am ready to leave immediately.
As a side note: I did try a banana again. And this time I peeled it first. Not bad.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If I jump in this river and deploy my air bags will I float to civilization?
I do not like this Amazon Rainforest and I am ready to leave immediately.
As a side note: I did try a banana again. And this time I peeled it first. Not bad.
I do not like this Amazon Rainforest and I am ready to leave immediately.
As a side note: I did try a banana again. And this time I peeled it first. Not bad.
Almost wishing I had become a seeker at this point...
Chat, hypothetically... In what direction would one walk to leave, uh... what is this place called again?...
Yes, the Amazon Rainforest.
I need a cardinal direction please. Or a space bridge.
Either will do.
Chat, hypothetically... In what direction would one walk to leave, uh... what is this place called again?...
Yes, the Amazon Rainforest.
I need a cardinal direction please. Or a space bridge.
Either will do.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Almost wishing I had become a seeker at this point...
Chat, hypothetically... In what direction would one walk to leave, uh... what is this place called again?...
Yes, the Amazon Rainforest.
I need a cardinal direction please. Or a space bridge.
Either will do.
Chat, hypothetically... In what direction would one walk to leave, uh... what is this place called again?...
Yes, the Amazon Rainforest.
I need a cardinal direction please. Or a space bridge.
Either will do.
UGH!...The forest FRAGGING SUCKS! 🤬💥
Insects keep flying in my high-grade and getting stuck in my grille! Pebbles have gotten stuck in the seams of my pedes a million times!
The articles said 'a walk in the forest' is supposed to be relaxing.
#maccadams #justnitronthings #EARTHSUCKS 🌎
Insects keep flying in my high-grade and getting stuck in my grille! Pebbles have gotten stuck in the seams of my pedes a million times!
The articles said 'a walk in the forest' is supposed to be relaxing.
#maccadams #justnitronthings #EARTHSUCKS 🌎
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
UGH!...The forest FRAGGING SUCKS! 🤬💥
Insects keep flying in my high-grade and getting stuck in my grille! Pebbles have gotten stuck in the seams of my pedes a million times!
The articles said 'a walk in the forest' is supposed to be relaxing.
#maccadams #justnitronthings #EARTHSUCKS 🌎
Insects keep flying in my high-grade and getting stuck in my grille! Pebbles have gotten stuck in the seams of my pedes a million times!
The articles said 'a walk in the forest' is supposed to be relaxing.
#maccadams #justnitronthings #EARTHSUCKS 🌎
Alright, I did more research. Bananas and sausage are elongated consumables that lack seeds. I will procure these now.
Oh, my conjunx will be proud of me for being so adventurous while he was away~
Oh, my conjunx will be proud of me for being so adventurous while he was away~
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Alright, I did more research. Bananas and sausage are elongated consumables that lack seeds. I will procure these now.
Oh, my conjunx will be proud of me for being so adventurous while he was away~
Oh, my conjunx will be proud of me for being so adventurous while he was away~
...I spent the last cycle doubled over in a random Earth forest. I've never seen so much liquid escape me from random ports before.
I should be thankful there was an abandoned energon cube nearby or I might still be suffering on the ground.
At least the apple seeds seem to be gone now.
Ugh...
I should be thankful there was an abandoned energon cube nearby or I might still be suffering on the ground.
At least the apple seeds seem to be gone now.
Ugh...
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
...I spent the last cycle doubled over in a random Earth forest. I've never seen so much liquid escape me from random ports before.
I should be thankful there was an abandoned energon cube nearby or I might still be suffering on the ground.
At least the apple seeds seem to be gone now.
Ugh...
I should be thankful there was an abandoned energon cube nearby or I might still be suffering on the ground.
At least the apple seeds seem to be gone now.
Ugh...
Finally landed here on Earth.
Honestly I just came to attempt consuming apples. I've read so much about them. My gas tank is full of seeds now though, and it's causing indigestion.
Getting all these out will be a nightmare... 😩🍎🍏
Honestly I just came to attempt consuming apples. I've read so much about them. My gas tank is full of seeds now though, and it's causing indigestion.
Getting all these out will be a nightmare... 😩🍎🍏
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Finally landed here on Earth.
Honestly I just came to attempt consuming apples. I've read so much about them. My gas tank is full of seeds now though, and it's causing indigestion.
Getting all these out will be a nightmare... 😩🍎🍏
Honestly I just came to attempt consuming apples. I've read so much about them. My gas tank is full of seeds now though, and it's causing indigestion.
Getting all these out will be a nightmare... 😩🍎🍏
Missing my Conjunx....
Why does energon mine surveying take so long, and why are these mines so far away??
*dramatically lays across his chaise lounge*
Why does energon mine surveying take so long, and why are these mines so far away??
*dramatically lays across his chaise lounge*
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Missing my Conjunx....
Why does energon mine surveying take so long, and why are these mines so far away??
*dramatically lays across his chaise lounge*
Why does energon mine surveying take so long, and why are these mines so far away??
*dramatically lays across his chaise lounge*
It has been quite a while since I've posted on this organic social media. I've been out on a road trip visiting as many car washes as I can.
Oh, it has been so relaxing~
Some places shine my tires by hand with exotic polishes and it is simply a delightful feeling!
#siezetheday #nitron
Oh, it has been so relaxing~
Some places shine my tires by hand with exotic polishes and it is simply a delightful feeling!
#siezetheday #nitron
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It has been quite a while since I've posted on this organic social media. I've been out on a road trip visiting as many car washes as I can.
Oh, it has been so relaxing~
Some places shine my tires by hand with exotic polishes and it is simply a delightful feeling!
#siezetheday #nitron
Oh, it has been so relaxing~
Some places shine my tires by hand with exotic polishes and it is simply a delightful feeling!
#siezetheday #nitron
I've had a kink in my back strut for the last decacycle... Really makes transforming so cumbersome.
Time to look for a new machine therapist. My current one obviously has no idea how to fix me.
Time to look for a new machine therapist. My current one obviously has no idea how to fix me.
October 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I've had a kink in my back strut for the last decacycle... Really makes transforming so cumbersome.
Time to look for a new machine therapist. My current one obviously has no idea how to fix me.
Time to look for a new machine therapist. My current one obviously has no idea how to fix me.
Don't forget to let your top coat dry before going out or else leaves and grit will stick to your chassis.
Use the drying time to read your favorite datapad entries. Or even 'surf on the web' as the organics do.
Found a popular attraction called 'YouTube' earlier. Im so going to berthrot tonight!
Use the drying time to read your favorite datapad entries. Or even 'surf on the web' as the organics do.
Found a popular attraction called 'YouTube' earlier. Im so going to berthrot tonight!
August 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Don't forget to let your top coat dry before going out or else leaves and grit will stick to your chassis.
Use the drying time to read your favorite datapad entries. Or even 'surf on the web' as the organics do.
Found a popular attraction called 'YouTube' earlier. Im so going to berthrot tonight!
Use the drying time to read your favorite datapad entries. Or even 'surf on the web' as the organics do.
Found a popular attraction called 'YouTube' earlier. Im so going to berthrot tonight!
I need to find my happy place. My cruise control stopped functioning today. 😔😭
Now how am I supposed to enjoy luxury drives along the scenic route????
Activating my engine manually is such a chore.
Primus... I'll need a nice hot oil bath to relax when I get back to base.
Now how am I supposed to enjoy luxury drives along the scenic route????
Activating my engine manually is such a chore.
Primus... I'll need a nice hot oil bath to relax when I get back to base.
August 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I need to find my happy place. My cruise control stopped functioning today. 😔😭
Now how am I supposed to enjoy luxury drives along the scenic route????
Activating my engine manually is such a chore.
Primus... I'll need a nice hot oil bath to relax when I get back to base.
Now how am I supposed to enjoy luxury drives along the scenic route????
Activating my engine manually is such a chore.
Primus... I'll need a nice hot oil bath to relax when I get back to base.
Time to rise and shine. Especially the *shine* part.
Make sure to take time for self-care and proper fueling. Healthy frame, healthy processor!~
Even a breem or two of 'me-time' will do you wonders.
Make sure to take time for self-care and proper fueling. Healthy frame, healthy processor!~
Even a breem or two of 'me-time' will do you wonders.
August 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Time to rise and shine. Especially the *shine* part.
Make sure to take time for self-care and proper fueling. Healthy frame, healthy processor!~
Even a breem or two of 'me-time' will do you wonders.
Make sure to take time for self-care and proper fueling. Healthy frame, healthy processor!~
Even a breem or two of 'me-time' will do you wonders.