Mr Cigarettes
nitricacidbottle.bsky.social
Mr Cigarettes
@nitricacidbottle.bsky.social
A terrible gift
Commercial:
guy 1- did you get the cookies?
Guy 2- “Shit’s fucken haunted”, goes back into the pantry with loaded gun.
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Oh hell yeah, he rocks the Rapidiograph pen.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Not a single mention of his beedie little eyes.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
How does someone grow up to suck so bad?
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Sometimes dumb evil people fall ass backwords into doing a good thing.
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It’s cool his is wrong ass post he references the wrong person, dead names them, and end with them shrugging “oh well”. Real class act
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
But then his straw man wouldn’t be strawie enough
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You think this is clever, but it’s actually incorrect, stupid, and offensive.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
He might be the only dude where CTE might actually help him.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
1) turkey lunch meat is widely popular
2) how often do people roast whole ass chickens in their oven a year?
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Oh Matt said something stupid? It must be a day of the week.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Cool, meanwhile we are all dying from climate change and a violent police state.
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
At least Mathew Broderick had the common sense knowing he was braking the law.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wait, rich guy approaching literal teenagers with no experience with high level secret government work is not on the up and up?
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oh wait.. are you telling me
He didn’t hire these 19 year olds because They are most brilliant minds of their generation??
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I mean, where do you think he got his thread from?
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Are you checking out Harlan Crow’s Art collection?
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’ll give you one guess where that design firm that did the rebranding came from.
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The whole daily wire is just a pot full of the most toxic and repellent theater kids you have ever seen.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Oh no, he is still very much hitting the pipe of his own unhinged delusions.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So it’s more fun to be in the asylum then run it I guess.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ben Shapiro failed screen writer
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM