Noor B
@ninjabi.bsky.social
New critical care NP, mom to humans and animals, fiber nerd, spoonie.
(This is what this variety looks like when properly staked and cared for, like on my brother’s farm.)
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
(This is what this variety looks like when properly staked and cared for, like on my brother’s farm.)
By the time I figured out I had made a terrible mistake, it was too late. So there’s some emergency staking in there from when I attempted damage control.
Judging by the amount of tomatoes I missed that are now on the ground, next year’s crop will be even more robust.
Judging by the amount of tomatoes I missed that are now on the ground, next year’s crop will be even more robust.
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
By the time I figured out I had made a terrible mistake, it was too late. So there’s some emergency staking in there from when I attempted damage control.
Judging by the amount of tomatoes I missed that are now on the ground, next year’s crop will be even more robust.
Judging by the amount of tomatoes I missed that are now on the ground, next year’s crop will be even more robust.
Cue another wave of lawyers quitting, since this will be legally indefensible.
September 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Cue another wave of lawyers quitting, since this will be legally indefensible.
As a kid, I just thought he was more exuberant 🤷🏻♀️ (and I’m not going to lie, services he cantored got pretty overwhelming because you’re not expecting or desiring long operatic performances at 7:45 on a Saturday morning in a small synagogue in Green Bay, WI, but there we were.)
September 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
As a kid, I just thought he was more exuberant 🤷🏻♀️ (and I’m not going to lie, services he cantored got pretty overwhelming because you’re not expecting or desiring long operatic performances at 7:45 on a Saturday morning in a small synagogue in Green Bay, WI, but there we were.)
We had a Gabbi growing up who I believe was Bukharan - wore this type of thing, had the right facial features, was “not from Russia but nearby,” spoke a language no one knew, interesting guy. Had been an opera singer before migrating to the US. I could see him rocking this.
September 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We had a Gabbi growing up who I believe was Bukharan - wore this type of thing, had the right facial features, was “not from Russia but nearby,” spoke a language no one knew, interesting guy. Had been an opera singer before migrating to the US. I could see him rocking this.
I know they’re dangerous and not a good thing to have near by, but they’re also gorgeous 😍
September 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I know they’re dangerous and not a good thing to have near by, but they’re also gorgeous 😍
Deine Dahlie ist perfekt
September 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Deine Dahlie ist perfekt
But also, and this is my favorite absolutely fvcking bonkers work story - one of my last days as an ICU RN before transitioning to NP, I accurately called botulism in a patient based off what I saw in ducks as a 16 year old. Why do I remember a botulism outbreak in ducks? My brother brought one home
September 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
But also, and this is my favorite absolutely fvcking bonkers work story - one of my last days as an ICU RN before transitioning to NP, I accurately called botulism in a patient based off what I saw in ducks as a 16 year old. Why do I remember a botulism outbreak in ducks? My brother brought one home
I explained what I thought was his line of thinking (above, correct) and also that they can breathe through their skin and it was a super good question.
She still brings it up, laughing, that not only could another ADHD person track the train of thought, but then would infodump the answer.
She still brings it up, laughing, that not only could another ADHD person track the train of thought, but then would infodump the answer.
September 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I explained what I thought was his line of thinking (above, correct) and also that they can breathe through their skin and it was a super good question.
She still brings it up, laughing, that not only could another ADHD person track the train of thought, but then would infodump the answer.
She still brings it up, laughing, that not only could another ADHD person track the train of thought, but then would infodump the answer.
I had a friend post a conversation with her son on FB, where she was telling him about having her gallbladder removed and he responded with, “how do frogs breathe underwater?” Asked for an explanation of how the hell he got there.
Gallbladder >> air bladder in fish >> ???frog bladder?
Gallbladder >> air bladder in fish >> ???frog bladder?
September 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I had a friend post a conversation with her son on FB, where she was telling him about having her gallbladder removed and he responded with, “how do frogs breathe underwater?” Asked for an explanation of how the hell he got there.
Gallbladder >> air bladder in fish >> ???frog bladder?
Gallbladder >> air bladder in fish >> ???frog bladder?
10000%. My brain, our brains, are incredible. One friend, autistic AF, works in Safety in microbiology- he actually enjoys reading regulations, legal code, and filling out paperwork to help make others safer. My ADHD nightmare is his happy place and vice versa. We have the best conversations.
September 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
10000%. My brain, our brains, are incredible. One friend, autistic AF, works in Safety in microbiology- he actually enjoys reading regulations, legal code, and filling out paperwork to help make others safer. My ADHD nightmare is his happy place and vice versa. We have the best conversations.
Like…Jewish people can show up looking like that - the men don’t, in my experience, but whatever - but generally visitors tend to try to fit in with the neutral coat and not-making-it-about-them thing. Maybe he was thinking it was Purim?
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Like…Jewish people can show up looking like that - the men don’t, in my experience, but whatever - but generally visitors tend to try to fit in with the neutral coat and not-making-it-about-them thing. Maybe he was thinking it was Purim?
So, like, they’re amazing but also, know your room and audience? This was not it.
September 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
So, like, they’re amazing but also, know your room and audience? This was not it.
I like that ABC chose *not* to put that on their main part of the video. I also like that his lapel from a distance looks like it matches the minbar.
September 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I like that ABC chose *not* to put that on their main part of the video. I also like that his lapel from a distance looks like it matches the minbar.
Whaaaaaaaat in the gauche everloving fvck is that
September 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Whaaaaaaaat in the gauche everloving fvck is that
My second, I worked 12 hour shifts up until literally the day before she was born. Also with the grossly pitting edema. Also with the hip dysfunction, but worse this time because 2 year old wanting uppies.
I was diagnosed with EDS 3 years later.
The soft man can go fvck himself.
I was diagnosed with EDS 3 years later.
The soft man can go fvck himself.
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My second, I worked 12 hour shifts up until literally the day before she was born. Also with the grossly pitting edema. Also with the hip dysfunction, but worse this time because 2 year old wanting uppies.
I was diagnosed with EDS 3 years later.
The soft man can go fvck himself.
I was diagnosed with EDS 3 years later.
The soft man can go fvck himself.
I had a 61 hour labor with my first. I worked 8-12 hour shifts prior to her birth. I had such bad pitting edema by the end, I was wearing size 10 crocs to work. I wear a 7.5 normally. They missed the epidural the first time because I apparently developed some mild scoliosis as well.
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I had a 61 hour labor with my first. I worked 8-12 hour shifts prior to her birth. I had such bad pitting edema by the end, I was wearing size 10 crocs to work. I wear a 7.5 normally. They missed the epidural the first time because I apparently developed some mild scoliosis as well.
“That’s not supposed to happen” was her exact response.
I also got punched by a patient with dementia, in the belly, who then also twisted my spine (probably the cause of some of the SI dysfunction), which required months of PT. Yes, an 80-something year old woman kicked my pregnant ass and won.
I also got punched by a patient with dementia, in the belly, who then also twisted my spine (probably the cause of some of the SI dysfunction), which required months of PT. Yes, an 80-something year old woman kicked my pregnant ass and won.
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“That’s not supposed to happen” was her exact response.
I also got punched by a patient with dementia, in the belly, who then also twisted my spine (probably the cause of some of the SI dysfunction), which required months of PT. Yes, an 80-something year old woman kicked my pregnant ass and won.
I also got punched by a patient with dementia, in the belly, who then also twisted my spine (probably the cause of some of the SI dysfunction), which required months of PT. Yes, an 80-something year old woman kicked my pregnant ass and won.
I’m just going to put it out there that during my pregnancies, not only did my pubic bones shift, but my SI joints apparently shifted in the *opposite* direction of each pubic bone and so I had to do different exercises on each side to *checks notes* put my hips back in place per my PT.
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’m just going to put it out there that during my pregnancies, not only did my pubic bones shift, but my SI joints apparently shifted in the *opposite* direction of each pubic bone and so I had to do different exercises on each side to *checks notes* put my hips back in place per my PT.
*undocumented immigrants.
I fixed it for you.
Do better.
I fixed it for you.
Do better.
September 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
*undocumented immigrants.
I fixed it for you.
Do better.
I fixed it for you.
Do better.
Wait, what am I missing? It’s a very boring suit from what I’ve seen.
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Wait, what am I missing? It’s a very boring suit from what I’ve seen.