Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira
@ninegod.bsky.social
Nell from the movie Nell
Legitimate jump scare at his overinflated hand
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Legitimate jump scare at his overinflated hand
The last 15 minutes or so of Weapons was basically a riot in my theater. People were legitimately hooting and hollering, stamping their feet
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The last 15 minutes or so of Weapons was basically a riot in my theater. People were legitimately hooting and hollering, stamping their feet
This is the first time I'm seeing her talk and YET AGAIN I wonder why church people don't call these scary looking people demonic
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is the first time I'm seeing her talk and YET AGAIN I wonder why church people don't call these scary looking people demonic
The saltier the better, too. Give me every chloride you got
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The saltier the better, too. Give me every chloride you got
Are you even human if you don't have a big huff of spray paint before tagging a wall?
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Are you even human if you don't have a big huff of spray paint before tagging a wall?
MISTER STATE BOARD OF ELECTIONS
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
MISTER STATE BOARD OF ELECTIONS
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES
Rediscovered Calm Like A Bomb about a year ago and my god that is a fucking song title
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Rediscovered Calm Like A Bomb about a year ago and my god that is a fucking song title
Sooooooooo fucking sick of this hair gel Gumby motherfucker. Did he hire Fetterman's social media team, how has he managed to get on so many people's radar???
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Sooooooooo fucking sick of this hair gel Gumby motherfucker. Did he hire Fetterman's social media team, how has he managed to get on so many people's radar???
Kara Swisher with the infallible social instincts yet again
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Kara Swisher with the infallible social instincts yet again
Reposted by Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira
Elevator pitch: watching a citizenship ceremony and passing a citizenship test should be a mandatory middle school field trip
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Elevator pitch: watching a citizenship ceremony and passing a citizenship test should be a mandatory middle school field trip
MKJ is the Lane Kiffin of draft analysis in that he's completely wrong year after year, yet gets tons of screentime and prominence
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
MKJ is the Lane Kiffin of draft analysis in that he's completely wrong year after year, yet gets tons of screentime and prominence
I like cats, but don't normally go apeshit at how cute they are. That little gray one is the exception, that is one cute fucking cat
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I like cats, but don't normally go apeshit at how cute they are. That little gray one is the exception, that is one cute fucking cat
It's truly amazing that this joker is dedicating appreciable amounts of time to yelling at the people he follows on here. OSU fans stay deranged at all times
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's truly amazing that this joker is dedicating appreciable amounts of time to yelling at the people he follows on here. OSU fans stay deranged at all times
"Remind you both who you belong to" might be the most chilling part of this already chilling writeup
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Remind you both who you belong to" might be the most chilling part of this already chilling writeup
Disagree, leaving Marty on read is objectively hilarious
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Disagree, leaving Marty on read is objectively hilarious
Seattle was rough to live in a damn decade ago, and it's only gotten exponentially worse
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Seattle was rough to live in a damn decade ago, and it's only gotten exponentially worse
Wife and I bought a steak burrito last night so we could have a quick breakfast while we cook. Failing to prepare is preparing to fail
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wife and I bought a steak burrito last night so we could have a quick breakfast while we cook. Failing to prepare is preparing to fail
I like a mix of canned and homemade (and I think homemade is better for the turkey sandwiches), but also: buying Ocean Spray benefits a farmers' co-op
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I like a mix of canned and homemade (and I think homemade is better for the turkey sandwiches), but also: buying Ocean Spray benefits a farmers' co-op