Oof

Omg 😂

They made us watch Threads at school because apparently the “don’t try to rescue a frisbee from a sub station” infomercials weren’t traumatic enough.

Quick glimpse, piss down own leg, die.

I want to be ground zero please and thank you. Drop it on my head.

Good luck! ♥️

It reminded me a bit of the otter stacking cups

I saw a trailer yesterday where someone said it was like a murder so I don’t think I can do it. And I’m, like… I prefer trees to most people.

I find it really embarrassing. It feels like being naked in public.

I think I know what happened. I filled it in then probably thought “if I send it in now they’ll think I can’t possibly have it because I responded too efficiently” but my brain just went TASK COMPLETE ✅ and that was that.

😂

Probably should have used quotation marks for that 😂

HUSH PIGGY

I relish my days off. And to be fair I do the occasional shorter shift which helps but the majority are LOOOOOOONG.