Jess Castillo
@nimi.bsky.social
Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful. | SQA for Overwatch 2 | Blizzard Entertainment employee | Opinions are my own ridiculousness
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
Here's to hoping that I remember how to do my job, because my subteam is going straight into overtime tomorrow when we all get back. Happy New Year, I guess.
January 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Here's to hoping that I remember how to do my job, because my subteam is going straight into overtime tomorrow when we all get back. Happy New Year, I guess.
A close friend asked me if my chili was California or Texas chili. I said Texas bc it's my Papa's recipe and he's from Texas, but I got curious what California chili is. So far I've learned that it's got celery, ginger, red wine vinegar, and I'm convinced this is a troll:
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
A close friend asked me if my chili was California or Texas chili. I said Texas bc it's my Papa's recipe and he's from Texas, but I got curious what California chili is. So far I've learned that it's got celery, ginger, red wine vinegar, and I'm convinced this is a troll:
Is there a Christmas ghost of "You can see my Slack status says I'm out, I told you in Slack when I'd be out and pinned that message, I also emailed you when I'd be out, so why are you asking me questions about time sensitive things when I'm out" that can visit people?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
December 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Is there a Christmas ghost of "You can see my Slack status says I'm out, I told you in Slack when I'd be out and pinned that message, I also emailed you when I'd be out, so why are you asking me questions about time sensitive things when I'm out" that can visit people?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Me trying to get to Friday at 5pm so I can go on holiday break.
a man is laying on his stomach on the ground
Alt: a man is laying on his stomach on the ground
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December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me trying to get to Friday at 5pm so I can go on holiday break.
A pudding cup and a glass of red wine is a fine snack.
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
A pudding cup and a glass of red wine is a fine snack.
La Lupa | Vendetta Hero Trailer | Overwatch 2
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November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This whole year has felt like being awake during surgery.
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This whole year has felt like being awake during surgery.
Food is not a weapon. I don’t care who you are, if you’re hungry I will make you a meal.
For reasons we don’t need to go into, believe me when I say I know hunger. People don’t deserve to wonder where their next meal will come from or if it will come at all.
Food is not a weapon.
For reasons we don’t need to go into, believe me when I say I know hunger. People don’t deserve to wonder where their next meal will come from or if it will come at all.
Food is not a weapon.
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Food is not a weapon. I don’t care who you are, if you’re hungry I will make you a meal.
For reasons we don’t need to go into, believe me when I say I know hunger. People don’t deserve to wonder where their next meal will come from or if it will come at all.
Food is not a weapon.
For reasons we don’t need to go into, believe me when I say I know hunger. People don’t deserve to wonder where their next meal will come from or if it will come at all.
Food is not a weapon.
Push straight to production
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Push straight to production
AotC done! Dimmy and his (very large, very annoying) hands are dead, and @zorbrix.com took this screenshot of absolute perfection.
September 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
AotC done! Dimmy and his (very large, very annoying) hands are dead, and @zorbrix.com took this screenshot of absolute perfection.
This meme brought to you by tonight's H Dimensius attempts.
September 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This meme brought to you by tonight's H Dimensius attempts.
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YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.
September 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.
Is a Crunchwrap a sandwich?
September 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Is a Crunchwrap a sandwich?
I’m trying to read a book that everyone seems to really, really love but I’m struggling SO hard because the author (more often than not) won’t use contractions. It’s so distracting because it doesn’t make much sense when it happens, so I have to go back and re-read and try to find the right tone. 😭
September 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m trying to read a book that everyone seems to really, really love but I’m struggling SO hard because the author (more often than not) won’t use contractions. It’s so distracting because it doesn’t make much sense when it happens, so I have to go back and re-read and try to find the right tone. 😭
Hey so, what do you do when you just never get your important mail? I’ve got informed delivery, I’ve spoken with usps, and all I get is junk mail. Anything important just consistently fails to reach me. PO Box? That feels like such a chore.
September 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hey so, what do you do when you just never get your important mail? I’ve got informed delivery, I’ve spoken with usps, and all I get is junk mail. Anything important just consistently fails to reach me. PO Box? That feels like such a chore.
Today's to-do list:
Go back to square one
Count my chickens before they hatch
Add fuel to the fire
Stir the pot
Bark up the wrong tree
Preach to the choir
Go back to square one
Count my chickens before they hatch
Add fuel to the fire
Stir the pot
Bark up the wrong tree
Preach to the choir
September 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Today's to-do list:
Go back to square one
Count my chickens before they hatch
Add fuel to the fire
Stir the pot
Bark up the wrong tree
Preach to the choir
Go back to square one
Count my chickens before they hatch
Add fuel to the fire
Stir the pot
Bark up the wrong tree
Preach to the choir
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"Time for cozy fall recipes!"
My love it was 93 degrees here today and we're under a heat advisory. I've never been so jealous of wherever you're from, TikTok guy making baked potato soup.
My love it was 93 degrees here today and we're under a heat advisory. I've never been so jealous of wherever you're from, TikTok guy making baked potato soup.
September 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"Time for cozy fall recipes!"
My love it was 93 degrees here today and we're under a heat advisory. I've never been so jealous of wherever you're from, TikTok guy making baked potato soup.
My love it was 93 degrees here today and we're under a heat advisory. I've never been so jealous of wherever you're from, TikTok guy making baked potato soup.
Do I wanna take an herbalism class? I think I wanna take an herbalism class.
As the daughter of hippies I think it's my sworn duty or something.
As the daughter of hippies I think it's my sworn duty or something.
September 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Do I wanna take an herbalism class? I think I wanna take an herbalism class.
As the daughter of hippies I think it's my sworn duty or something.
As the daughter of hippies I think it's my sworn duty or something.