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Chris Doyon
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Future Altair 8800 replica builder
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Paul McCartney reacting to this take but he’s been morphed into the “restored” Jesus fresco
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Still no justice for shredded cheddar heist victims
The fajita lady looking forlornly at fajitas she could not possibly eat without shredded cheddar
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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But when will she see justice for the shredded cheddar heist?!
The fajita woman who cannot eat fajitas without cheese looking forlornly at fajitas that will never pass her lips
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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These dummies think they’re people
Two stinky lumps of dog flesh laying their heads on my pillows where I have to sleep
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Embarrassed by guessing “Hollywood Boulevard” instead of “Sunset Boulevard” for this close up
I’m ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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One of the greatest. At his most menacing in Sword of Doom (1966)
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I’ll bring by Rosie to complete the Labrador rainbow
A yellow lab looking sorrowful because she s not presently being given food
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I know barbers and surgeons used to be the same profession, but what about auto mechanics and proctologists?
Advert for a Snap-on tools Anal-O-Scope oscilloscope/ engine analyzer
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Neighborhood is full of big skeletons
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The best house on this afternoon’s dog walk
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Left: Rosie, a yellow lab, Right: Daisy, a flat coat retriever using Rosie’s butt as a pillow on a grey comforter on a human bed
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Dr Steve Brule saying “just another hunk, who cares?”
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Officer Down! 😍
October 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Grokipedia presents the fitness secrets of this man
The beached corpse of a baluga whale or Elon Musk, who can say which
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Looks legit
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October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Far Side cartoon. Cavemen burning their hands their holding meat over a fire, see other caveman using a stick “Hey, look what Zog do”
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Musk operates in a prezoggian paradigm
Far Side comic. Cave men burning their hands holding meat over a fire see other caveman using a stick “Hey, look what Zog do”
October 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Daisy, a black flat hair retriever on a bed looking down her long nose at me Tommy Lee Jones looking over his reading glasses at me while holding a newspaper
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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We're gonna need a DNA test to figure this out
SammyHagar, probably
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Pretty sure we're gonna need a DNA test to figure this out
Sammy Hagar, probably, in a police booking photo
October 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Robe Lowe wearing an NFL hat at the Super Bowl
October 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Might need to get one of these. Psychedelic Furs are up next
October 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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The birth defect:
5 Time Upper Class Twit of the Year winner
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM