This was not on my list of Things I Ever Expect To Have Happen EVER.

Sure doesn't. You *should* be appreciated for all that you do. The option to fuck off and leave them to fend for themselves is always there. Has always been there. You choose not to take it every day and they *really* should be nicer about that.

I watch nothing ever so you can always count on me to have no idea what you're talking about which means I also have not worked anything out. Bahahahahahahaha.

I think the biggest...thing about buying stuff used is realizing that it's okay to do that. No one is going to know that your thing once lived with someone else. They're going to assume it always lived with you pending they notice it at all. Save money. Let someone else pay retail.

Man. I'd be so tempted to buy self-help books about shitty parents. Bahahahahahaha.

My parents 1000% struggle with what to get us for gifts so we always just request coffee and puzzles. It's kind of fun to see what they manage to find.

Like...I'm aware there's absolute knobs like this out in the world but good lord why can't they stay under their rocks?

Caterpillars become memory goo before they become butterflies.

Yeah, I mean, it's nice that people are going, "Oh yeah, we stole this. Our bad." But, at the same time, it feels about like when people make their profile picture a black square. An attempt was made and I guess I'm glad it helps you feel better about yourself? lol

As with every single other wedding I read about I spent the whole time going, "There's so many better things to spend money on." 🤣 But I do think it's kinda funny they did more or less like we did: one legal marriage and then lawyers to make everyone legally stuck together.

Between my absolutely outrageous migraines and the cervical dystonia in my neck, I have experienced that muiltiple times in my life and it's not stupid. It's relief which is a good thing.

I mean, the dude's name alone is basically Racism VonRacism.

Yes, please!!

🤣🤣 I listed six because I can't count.

Pea-khan because it's not a can you pee in.