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adult with a blender
@nikkaela.bsky.social
what's up uhh the sky? hello? you are dumb
my name is ashley and i use she her
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i may not be good at many things but i CAN do a solid wet fart impression
dm me for business
ladies, ladies... i know how to spell tellikenises... eh?
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
im gonna start making funky ice cubes because 2026 will be the year of whimsy and fun
food coloring, watermelon ice cubes, maybe try soda ones (open top so no explosion hopefully)
maybe a couple of legs
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
watermelon drink... ourghhhhhhhhh

today i learned that i need to drink more water
February 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
when it is late at night and the adhd nighttime motivation kicks in to Bake or Cook and i start either walking around with a lot of pizzazz or literally hunched over to the point my head is at the same level as my stomach
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I cant believe Arden Cho is 40 years old
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 AM
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Imagine if ants could like... understand human speech. that'd be so crazy haha i hope that doesnt happen haha
like thatd be so weird.
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The curtains were brown for a reason (he had severe diarrhoea)
January 26, 2026 at 1:09 AM
so are almonds mammals or
January 25, 2026 at 4:39 AM
hey guys dropping in to say that uhh straight people are still weird
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 PM
they tell me i have sex with deep fryers and when i say "not yet" they give me dwayne the rock johnson eyebrow raise

thats not fair i think
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
why does vegan candy exist
we have berries and fruit
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
i gotta get to work on my autism wall
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There are key differences okay
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Got a really good deal on bacon so i be having breakfast bagels tomorrow for the first time ever and uhhh more bacon after that
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I hope that whenever my current keyboard breaks i'll be able to get an identical one cause if not im gonna have to relearn how to type
ive had
the same keyboard
for 8 years
how am i meant to relearn at this point
muscle memory
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
super sensitive sense of smell but constantly congested
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
CHOCOLATE CALENDAR TIME BABYYY I AM AN ADULT AND ITS DECEMBER AND ITS GOT 4 DAYS WITH PEANUT M&MS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE BEING AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Not to brag or anything but my local pizza place Knows me
so
I think they put a little extra effort in
cause this pizza is CHEESY as hell
WOOOOOOO
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
hey guys whats heavier 10.000000000009 kilograms of steel or 10.00000000009 kilograms of feathers
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
im making a music video / lyric video for a shitpost rap i wrote today # creativity # bars
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
this frankenstein movie is teaching me a lot
victor is an incel apparantly
i was thrown for a loop when i heard Danish
movie scary! i am tense
butterflies bleed white
victor can apparantly summon gasoline cans?
this guys a pretty good actor!
danish captain is kinda badass! cool line!
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
life is too short to not buy a gigantic mug
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Reposted by adult with a blender
Check out the new models for the Canteen components for #Planetbase 2.
See the new Fridge component. We are adding new resource specific storage components that will allow for more fine grain control over logistics.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM