I first read this as "really enjoyed one of the readers earlier this evening" and thought to myself, wow, shady AND mysterious 😂

To be fair, this only started once my children went to bed

I went today and they gave me a bag of grits and like 5lbs of potatoes

People don't care if you make a mistake as long as you keep showing up. They didn't want my self absorbed millennial apologies, they just want me to drive lunches to the seniors.

(They can call me honey because they're old southern ladies but no one else can ok?? That's Linda and Patsy privilege)

Great lineup!

This is a whole ass compilation album

I would like to add whistling frogs to that list. The first time I heard them when I was visiting Barbados, I was like what animal or machine is that?? youtu.be/0LdK6JQUNyw?...

If you open the "about" module you will find out that the woman in the poem is also the owner of the salon

What in the centering your narrative is this

😂

Yes! Michael claims he has no idea what the worm is even though I've definitely talked about it before

Both tbh