NIH Bear
@nihbear.bsky.social
Am bear of science. Will bear for grant funding.
The only official information outlet for the National Institutes of Health.
Do not taunt happy fun bear.
The only official information outlet for the National Institutes of Health.
Do not taunt happy fun bear.
If you are a scientist still employed by the CDC what the fuck are you doing?
Write the open letter to America, shit on the floor, and bail.
Take every interview you can to say why.
Write the open letter to America, shit on the floor, and bail.
Take every interview you can to say why.
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If you are a scientist still employed by the CDC what the fuck are you doing?
Write the open letter to America, shit on the floor, and bail.
Take every interview you can to say why.
Write the open letter to America, shit on the floor, and bail.
Take every interview you can to say why.
Wow, Harvard went from darling victim to odious oppressor pretty fucking fast.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Wow, Harvard went from darling victim to odious oppressor pretty fucking fast.
Just stunning how badly he was outplayed. Massie should make a coin purse from Trump’s scrotum.
Has any president ever been so utterly and completely outmanoeuvred as Trump was on Epstein?
Within a couple of days, he went from strong-arming women in the situation room to pretending he was for the vote all along, and now saying he’ll sign the bill when the senate passes it.
He’s a fool.
Within a couple of days, he went from strong-arming women in the situation room to pretending he was for the vote all along, and now saying he’ll sign the bill when the senate passes it.
He’s a fool.
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just stunning how badly he was outplayed. Massie should make a coin purse from Trump’s scrotum.
Has any president ever been so utterly and completely outmanoeuvred as Trump was on Epstein?
Within a couple of days, he went from strong-arming women in the situation room to pretending he was for the vote all along, and now saying he’ll sign the bill when the senate passes it.
He’s a fool.
Within a couple of days, he went from strong-arming women in the situation room to pretending he was for the vote all along, and now saying he’ll sign the bill when the senate passes it.
He’s a fool.
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Has any president ever been so utterly and completely outmanoeuvred as Trump was on Epstein?
Within a couple of days, he went from strong-arming women in the situation room to pretending he was for the vote all along, and now saying he’ll sign the bill when the senate passes it.
He’s a fool.
Within a couple of days, he went from strong-arming women in the situation room to pretending he was for the vote all along, and now saying he’ll sign the bill when the senate passes it.
He’s a fool.
Attention this will be my *only* public statement in the fucking Starbucks bear cups:
I found one in the trash and it still had some Frappuccino in it and I licked it out and that was okay I guess but kinda too sweet, even for me, and honey is like 1/3 of my diet
I found one in the trash and it still had some Frappuccino in it and I licked it out and that was okay I guess but kinda too sweet, even for me, and honey is like 1/3 of my diet
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Attention this will be my *only* public statement in the fucking Starbucks bear cups:
I found one in the trash and it still had some Frappuccino in it and I licked it out and that was okay I guess but kinda too sweet, even for me, and honey is like 1/3 of my diet
I found one in the trash and it still had some Frappuccino in it and I licked it out and that was okay I guess but kinda too sweet, even for me, and honey is like 1/3 of my diet
Trump and the White House are incapable of NOT protecting rapists and child molesters.
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Trump and the White House are incapable of NOT protecting rapists and child molesters.
Sadly this isn’t true. She was swatted repeatedly over the years.
But the violence on the right is much, much worse.
But the violence on the right is much, much worse.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Sadly this isn’t true. She was swatted repeatedly over the years.
But the violence on the right is much, much worse.
But the violence on the right is much, much worse.
Insofar as this is true (only a tiny bit), it’s because most presidents don’t have blatantly unconstitutional signature policies.
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Insofar as this is true (only a tiny bit), it’s because most presidents don’t have blatantly unconstitutional signature policies.
Look, MTG is still a horrible person who deserves to be forgotten and neglected among history’s pathetic boot licking henchmen.
But today she’s mostly doing the right thing.
But today she’s mostly doing the right thing.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Look, MTG is still a horrible person who deserves to be forgotten and neglected among history’s pathetic boot licking henchmen.
But today she’s mostly doing the right thing.
But today she’s mostly doing the right thing.
I am also unwilling to take calls from ranting lunatics all day.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I am also unwilling to take calls from ranting lunatics all day.
If you find yourself carefully parsing the difference between pedophilia and ephebephila - you are a fucking creep.
You like - or are defending others who like - HAVING SEX WITH CHILDREN.
Looking at you, Megyn Kelly.
You like - or are defending others who like - HAVING SEX WITH CHILDREN.
Looking at you, Megyn Kelly.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you find yourself carefully parsing the difference between pedophilia and ephebephila - you are a fucking creep.
You like - or are defending others who like - HAVING SEX WITH CHILDREN.
Looking at you, Megyn Kelly.
You like - or are defending others who like - HAVING SEX WITH CHILDREN.
Looking at you, Megyn Kelly.
Come on now. Which of us HASN’T been dragged into our boss’s office and excoriated for drunkenly jerking off a stranger in public?
LOOKING AT YOU, @chrispickett5.bsky.social.
LOOKING AT YOU, @chrispickett5.bsky.social.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Come on now. Which of us HASN’T been dragged into our boss’s office and excoriated for drunkenly jerking off a stranger in public?
LOOKING AT YOU, @chrispickett5.bsky.social.
LOOKING AT YOU, @chrispickett5.bsky.social.
Schumer may suck at his job, but the GOP is fucking laughing at the ease with which they provoke circular firing squads in the democrats.
Focus on the bad guys: Trump and his split-colostomy-bag of a party.
Focus on the bad guys: Trump and his split-colostomy-bag of a party.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Schumer may suck at his job, but the GOP is fucking laughing at the ease with which they provoke circular firing squads in the democrats.
Focus on the bad guys: Trump and his split-colostomy-bag of a party.
Focus on the bad guys: Trump and his split-colostomy-bag of a party.
Come at me swifties:
In her new single, she sings that her lover saved her from the fate of Ophelia.
Ophelia DROWNED HERSELF IN A BOG.
“You’re the reason I’m not killing myself,” is NOT A ROMANTIC THING TO SAY. It’s deeply insane and codependent.
In her new single, she sings that her lover saved her from the fate of Ophelia.
Ophelia DROWNED HERSELF IN A BOG.
“You’re the reason I’m not killing myself,” is NOT A ROMANTIC THING TO SAY. It’s deeply insane and codependent.
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Come at me swifties:
In her new single, she sings that her lover saved her from the fate of Ophelia.
Ophelia DROWNED HERSELF IN A BOG.
“You’re the reason I’m not killing myself,” is NOT A ROMANTIC THING TO SAY. It’s deeply insane and codependent.
In her new single, she sings that her lover saved her from the fate of Ophelia.
Ophelia DROWNED HERSELF IN A BOG.
“You’re the reason I’m not killing myself,” is NOT A ROMANTIC THING TO SAY. It’s deeply insane and codependent.
It is a tradition of decent folk that when a shithead dies, there is a brief moratorium on reminding everyone what a shithead they were, because their family is mourning.
For fuck sake. Charging in to the obituaries with a “well actually” is not the moral flex you think it is.
For fuck sake. Charging in to the obituaries with a “well actually” is not the moral flex you think it is.
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It is a tradition of decent folk that when a shithead dies, there is a brief moratorium on reminding everyone what a shithead they were, because their family is mourning.
For fuck sake. Charging in to the obituaries with a “well actually” is not the moral flex you think it is.
For fuck sake. Charging in to the obituaries with a “well actually” is not the moral flex you think it is.
Do your thing and sell this lady out, science internet.
I would like to report a miracle: as of yesterday, mats and scarves have all arrived 🎉
It's a month before SfN and I don't have my scarves again (despite ordering them vastly earlier this year) and the guys who cut the mats for my itty-bitty paintings just told me their mat cutter is broken
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Do your thing and sell this lady out, science internet.
Of all of the addictive substances destroying lives in America, the worst is probably manosphere podcasts.
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Of all of the addictive substances destroying lives in America, the worst is probably manosphere podcasts.
You know, all three stereotypical pillars of American culture: baseball, motherhood, and apple pie, all basically suck. And they are all certainly wildly overrated.
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You know, all three stereotypical pillars of American culture: baseball, motherhood, and apple pie, all basically suck. And they are all certainly wildly overrated.
I am not saying a truck spilling a load of infected research monkeys into the Mississippi swampland is a GOOD thing.
I am saying it is the BEST thing. Go catch monkeys, you dipshit good ole boy pig motherfuckers.
Condolences to the PI at Tulane.
I am saying it is the BEST thing. Go catch monkeys, you dipshit good ole boy pig motherfuckers.
Condolences to the PI at Tulane.
October 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am not saying a truck spilling a load of infected research monkeys into the Mississippi swampland is a GOOD thing.
I am saying it is the BEST thing. Go catch monkeys, you dipshit good ole boy pig motherfuckers.
Condolences to the PI at Tulane.
I am saying it is the BEST thing. Go catch monkeys, you dipshit good ole boy pig motherfuckers.
Condolences to the PI at Tulane.
Everyone knows I am a nonviolent bear. 100% committed to advocacy, peaceful resistance, and coordinated action focused on social pressure and grassroots campaigning.
I am also just idly curious… how flammable are AI data centers? Is it like, a major problem? How are their mitigation strategies?
I am also just idly curious… how flammable are AI data centers? Is it like, a major problem? How are their mitigation strategies?
Amazon announces they are laying off the largest amount of workers ever in the company’s history.
30,000+ workers will lose their jobs.
30,000+ workers will lose their jobs.
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Everyone knows I am a nonviolent bear. 100% committed to advocacy, peaceful resistance, and coordinated action focused on social pressure and grassroots campaigning.
I am also just idly curious… how flammable are AI data centers? Is it like, a major problem? How are their mitigation strategies?
I am also just idly curious… how flammable are AI data centers? Is it like, a major problem? How are their mitigation strategies?
This will be the roadmap for Trump: arrest pundits and scientists on fake charges for “supporting americas enemies”.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Russia arrests Ukrainian biologist for backing curbs on Antarctic krill fishing
‘Trumped-up’ charges spark diplomatic row as scientists express fears for health of 70-year-old Leonid Pshenichnov
www.theguardian.com
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This will be the roadmap for Trump: arrest pundits and scientists on fake charges for “supporting americas enemies”.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
As a science bear from
Bethesda, I would like to make it very clear to all the major news organizations that I do not give one tiny little upside down FUCK who the mayor of New York is.
Bethesda, I would like to make it very clear to all the major news organizations that I do not give one tiny little upside down FUCK who the mayor of New York is.
October 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
As a science bear from
Bethesda, I would like to make it very clear to all the major news organizations that I do not give one tiny little upside down FUCK who the mayor of New York is.
Bethesda, I would like to make it very clear to all the major news organizations that I do not give one tiny little upside down FUCK who the mayor of New York is.
i think fewer nazis would be good
October 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i think fewer nazis would be good