Listen what they don't tell you about being really cool and starving in high school is that in seven years you'll have genuinely American Psycho-style freakouts when someone scoops a little bit more food onto your plate than normal

I've literally been saying this
Burrito bowl is slop. Curry and rice is slop. Lasagna, despite having layers, is also slop

Showing up to Target on December 31st and buying latex gloves, a tub of Vaseline, and a bottle of champagne

Just realized he's wearing two hats. Fuck is wrong with this guy

I think you did an edit of this scene a couple years ago, where Squidward says the f slur and stomps on their fezzes really fast. I can't find the clip anywhere though, do you still have it?