Bab(s)alon
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Bab(s)alon
@niftybritches.bsky.social
· Jan 13
My entire plan is to holler into the void and hope something sticks.
Got an entire beef stew in the crock pot by 9AM
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Got an entire beef stew in the crock pot by 9AM
Six years up north and snowfall still blows my mind
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Six years up north and snowfall still blows my mind
Day 3 of player housing : I believe "scalpers" are buying the furniture I'm crafting because they don't think I am charging enough. IDC though b/c i'm up 80k gold
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Day 3 of player housing : I believe "scalpers" are buying the furniture I'm crafting because they don't think I am charging enough. IDC though b/c i'm up 80k gold
Day two of player housing.
: Had a mental breakdown trying to manage crafting items from 10yrs worth of warband toons. BF currently across from me muttering "I can put a bed outside but I cant put a grill outside..." over and over.
: Had a mental breakdown trying to manage crafting items from 10yrs worth of warband toons. BF currently across from me muttering "I can put a bed outside but I cant put a grill outside..." over and over.
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Day two of player housing.
: Had a mental breakdown trying to manage crafting items from 10yrs worth of warband toons. BF currently across from me muttering "I can put a bed outside but I cant put a grill outside..." over and over.
: Had a mental breakdown trying to manage crafting items from 10yrs worth of warband toons. BF currently across from me muttering "I can put a bed outside but I cant put a grill outside..." over and over.
It is 711AM and I just found the cobwebs vendor.
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It is 711AM and I just found the cobwebs vendor.
Stopped playing WoW b/c there's too many "chores" but now they've invented a system that tricks my brain into wanting -more- chores...
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Stopped playing WoW b/c there's too many "chores" but now they've invented a system that tricks my brain into wanting -more- chores...
Hormones and back bones conspiring against me at 5 in the morning
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Hormones and back bones conspiring against me at 5 in the morning
Turns out EPP is the "slow stitching" project my brain was craving all along.
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Turns out EPP is the "slow stitching" project my brain was craving all along.
The best part of It : Welcome to Derry is that my easter-egg obsessed bf, who's never read a King novel in his life, is low-key obsessing over the lore of the Multiverse. We've got a 4hr drive tomorrow and will be spending it listening to the Doctor Sleep audiobook.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The best part of It : Welcome to Derry is that my easter-egg obsessed bf, who's never read a King novel in his life, is low-key obsessing over the lore of the Multiverse. We've got a 4hr drive tomorrow and will be spending it listening to the Doctor Sleep audiobook.
Pulled in 3 calls yesterday on a secondary listing that was about 17 pages deep in the rankings. --While my main listing sat idling in the top 3 of the top category in its price range. How? Why? Wut.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Pulled in 3 calls yesterday on a secondary listing that was about 17 pages deep in the rankings. --While my main listing sat idling in the top 3 of the top category in its price range. How? Why? Wut.
bad at measuring and cutting and..just straight lines in general, but desperate to hand-stitch tiny pieces of pretty fabric together.. so I got out the paper cutter and made a bunch of 1" templates for English paper piecing
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
bad at measuring and cutting and..just straight lines in general, but desperate to hand-stitch tiny pieces of pretty fabric together.. so I got out the paper cutter and made a bunch of 1" templates for English paper piecing
The first time I've ever enjoyed walking through Total Wine
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The first time I've ever enjoyed walking through Total Wine
Nobody. Needs. More. Than. One. Reading. A. Week.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Nobody. Needs. More. Than. One. Reading. A. Week.
The south did not prepare me for frozen water floating in sunbeams like dust motes made of snow
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The south did not prepare me for frozen water floating in sunbeams like dust motes made of snow
Blind baking a third pie crust in five days. Trying Martha Stewart's clove-free punkin pie recipe because Libby's apparently tastes "like a spice pie, and wtf are the little black bits in there?"
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Blind baking a third pie crust in five days. Trying Martha Stewart's clove-free punkin pie recipe because Libby's apparently tastes "like a spice pie, and wtf are the little black bits in there?"
In related news, I tried 3x to apply for a job at Michael's today and every time I was nearly done I got interrupted by a work call/chat and the page refreshed itself. Ironic b/c I couldnt scrape together three chats over the last 3 days.
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
In related news, I tried 3x to apply for a job at Michael's today and every time I was nearly done I got interrupted by a work call/chat and the page refreshed itself. Ironic b/c I couldnt scrape together three chats over the last 3 days.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Putting off the test pies by baking pumpkin crumble muffins instead.
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Putting off the test pies by baking pumpkin crumble muffins instead.
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
I saw this today and my first thought was, "etsy witches?"
U.S. Sen. John Fetterman had what his office says was a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” that caused him to feel light-headed and fall during an early morning walk Thursday. https://to.pbs.org/47Tttnd
Sen. Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after falling, his office says
U.S. Sen. John Fetterman had what his office says was a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” that caused him to feel light-headed and fall during an early morning walk Thursday.
www.pbs.org
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I saw this today and my first thought was, "etsy witches?"
Our parent company has now used our psychic reading transcripts to develop -eleven- chatbots, who all have prettier pictures than us.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Our parent company has now used our psychic reading transcripts to develop -eleven- chatbots, who all have prettier pictures than us.
Started watching The Chair Company. It didnt just hit too close to home, it dropped damn house on me. I am Ron.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Started watching The Chair Company. It didnt just hit too close to home, it dropped damn house on me. I am Ron.
So far the whole book is like an introductory paragraph, endlessly rehashed, without going into any details of anything it references. Like a joke without a punchline.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So far the whole book is like an introductory paragraph, endlessly rehashed, without going into any details of anything it references. Like a joke without a punchline.