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Ascle
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Nsfw/18+. No exceptions.

Canadian, ace, taken, it/its/they/them/he/him

This ain't an art gallery; I use my acc for me so you best get used to it.
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do not follow or interact with me if you use twitter

i will block anyone i come across.

(sorry).
i love it when people who don't want to do what it takes to make ammends start debating you on whether or not its logical because my answer's always the same:

feelings are not logical.

if someone says "ill accept your apology if you eat play-doh" its within their right even if it makes 0 sense.
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...

ohhhh that's why he's babbling about the bridge

i thought it was the other bridge owner being big upsetti but nope its totally just us daring to engadge in trading with other countries. again.
German minister says auto industry in talks to expand footprint in Canada
Minister for Economic Affairs and Energy Katherina Reiche says she can’t go into detail, but Carney’s auto strategy ‘is very attractive’
www.theglobeandmail.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 AM
is the orange cannibal babbling about my country again or something
February 10, 2026 at 4:02 AM
when someone tries to hit you with the "like you'll ever leave discord" when you don't have it installed on a single device and only occasionally open it once a month in a browser for a goddamn custom android rom server and that's it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
i have to get something obnoxious now.

ive decided.

if i have to own a truck i have to make it fucking repulsive.
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
we got the prius just before the pandemic so there was a peroid of 2-3 years where we drove like, way less than we ordinarily would.

and so its nice that theyre all pleased enough to be willing to offer a reasonable amount to trade it in at least.
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
i think

we're getting a ford maverick.

sigh.

at least its the hybrid one.

not that i wanted to have to buy a new car and was kinda hoping ours would yknow. last a few more years.

but its a prius and it gets stuck on like... well-maintained dirt roads because its basically flush with the ground.
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
yea im not giving discord my id lmao they aready lost a bunch when they got hacked a month ago 💀
February 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
france was your bro, dudes.

now they're trying their hardest to disconnect themselves from US tech.

that alone should he shameful enough but that "fr*nce 🤢" meme really is the fucking cherry on a goddamn shit sundae.
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Also kinda wish some US-based folk would realise that if we really thought you couldn't be redeemed that we would've all just blocked you by now.
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Reposted by Ascle
Offering an apology and demanding people to accept it isn't true maturity.

Being able to still improve yourself as a person -- or in this instance, a country -- when the apology has the potential to be rejected and then moving on with your life despite the outcome is what true maturity really is.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I just

Wish people from the USA would stop holding everyone else hostage until you accept their apology.

I feel like culturally they've forgotten that rejecting an apology is actually, y'know; allowed?
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The only people -not sorry- wouldn't be in communities where non-USA folk participate.

We're not rejecting your apology we just know if you're around us then its y'know, already obvious?

We're just sick of the spam. 💀
Your apology is implied if you're engaging in cooperation with people from other countries!

You showing up to babble and then fading away into the aether after isn't a true apology!

Working together is!
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
usa folk: we're sorry for our prez but stop acting like we all suck

other countries: we're treating your country like how you guys treat russia, china, isreal; etc as whole entities and not by their individuals

usa folk:

usa folk: how dare you. fuck you you need us. how dare you. what the fuck.
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ugh

hungover

but feeling good because someone last night implied i'm an uppity submissive who needs someone to put me in my place when they thought i was in the washroom

and i got to reply back with "know anyone fit for the job? 'cause it can't be you when you're out here gossiping like a queen"
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 PM
me: no it has to be a hybrid so i can hook an inverter up and power our fridge and other things

person: you can't do that with a hybri--

me: i literally have a fucking prius outside with a goddamn inverter in the back that we used for power during the last hurricane for five days so fuck off
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 AM
this is like week 3 of basically no sunlight

bruh.
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I hate when you're looking for references on google because despite having apparently all the goddamn data on me in the world it still tries its hardest to insert shit that has nothing to do with what I'm looking for
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
the worst part about knowing japanese is having to listen to people who dont know a goddamm thing about japan and its political system all suddenly start talking like they're experts
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
not to judge people for their purchases but like... those 4k usd "gaming pc" handhelds... do you actually intend on going places w/that?

like

i personally would prefer a cheaper one i could actually toss around
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
why does this wretched site still exist
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
me: do you want my crappy old huion pen display it kinda goes fucky if the pen goes near the edges but its cromulent

friend, who's old pen display broke: i hate huion so no its fine ill just use my ipad

friend, 2 hs later: so

me: its in a grocery bag ready for you to pick it up

friend: thank.
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
imagine being a fan of those donald duck comics and never getting any peace when you try to punch it into a search engine
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
me: *rolling joint*

husband: *appears*

me: what are you, a cat?

husband: dhdjchvih sorry i said i was gonna lay down but didnt actually sleep

me: you're allowed to lay down and pretend to be a victorian era woman dying from a wasting disease yknow

husband: oh my god
February 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Reposted by Ascle
pov someone told you that they left the other app and you punch their username into xcancel
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM