Why is it easy to tell how much a dragon weighs?
Because they come with scales!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️
#dailyfunny
Why is it easy to tell how much a dragon weighs?
Because they come with scales!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️
#dailyfunny
Why do dragons make good chefs?
Because they know how to make a good roast!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉👩🏼🍳👩🏼🍳👩🏼🍳👩🏼🍳👩🏼🍳👩🏼🍳🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖
#dailyfunny
Why do dragons make good chefs?
Because they know how to make a good roast!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉👩🏼🍳👩🏼🍳👩🏼🍳👩🏼🍳👩🏼🍳👩🏼🍳🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖
#dailyfunny
What does a dragon call a bus full of people?
Meals on wheels!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌
#dailyfunny
What does a dragon call a bus full of people?
Meals on wheels!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌
#dailyfunny
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻
#dailyfunny #WillSmith
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻
#dailyfunny #WillSmith
If you get an email with the Subject "Knock Knock," don't open it....
It's a Jehovah's witness working from home.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#dailyfunny
If you get an email with the Subject "Knock Knock," don't open it....
It's a Jehovah's witness working from home.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#dailyfunny
Daily funny
Where do Viking scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daily funny
Where do Viking scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend from Nepal has a cow that refuses to stand up.
I always see Himalayan there!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
#dailyfunny
My friend from Nepal has a cow that refuses to stand up.
I always see Himalayan there!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
#dailyfunny
Because we all love a rainy Knight..
I used to be brillant at standing in the Rain in a suit of armor....
Now I'm a bit rusty!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
#dailyfunny
Because we all love a rainy Knight..
I used to be brillant at standing in the Rain in a suit of armor....
Now I'm a bit rusty!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
#dailyfunny
How does an Englishman invite a dinosaur to lunch?
Tea, Rex?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
#dailyfunny
How does an Englishman invite a dinosaur to lunch?
Tea, Rex?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
#dailyfunny
I tried looking up ice cream puns on the internet...
Then my browser froze!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐
#dailyfunny
I tried looking up ice cream puns on the internet...
Then my browser froze!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐
#dailyfunny
What do you call a cross between a cow and a whale?
A beef whaleington!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋
#dailyfunny
What do you call a cross between a cow and a whale?
A beef whaleington!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋
#dailyfunny
I messaged the CEO of Lego yesterday...
Got blocked.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👨🏻💼👨🏻💼👨🏻💼👨🏻💼👨🏻💼👨🏻💼
#dailyfunny
I messaged the CEO of Lego yesterday...
Got blocked.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👨🏻💼👨🏻💼👨🏻💼👨🏻💼👨🏻💼👨🏻💼
#dailyfunny
I went to a restaurant run by cows....
They didn't allow tipping!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💵💵💵💵💵💵🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
#dailyfunny
I went to a restaurant run by cows....
They didn't allow tipping!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💵💵💵💵💵💵🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
#dailyfunny
What do you call a barber that is also a detective?
Sherlock Combs!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🕵️🏻🕵️🏻🕵️🏻🕵️🏻🕵️🏻🕵️🏻💈💈💈💈💈💈
#dailyfunny
What do you call a barber that is also a detective?
Sherlock Combs!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🕵️🏻🕵️🏻🕵️🏻🕵️🏻🕵️🏻🕵️🏻💈💈💈💈💈💈
#dailyfunny
Why should you wear glasses in math class?
It helps with da vision!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓👓👓👓👓👓👓
#dailyfunny
Why should you wear glasses in math class?
It helps with da vision!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓👓👓👓👓👓👓
#dailyfunny
Why do vampires hate gambling?
They can't handle the stakes!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻
#dailyfunny
Why do vampires hate gambling?
They can't handle the stakes!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻
#dailyfunny
What do you call a chicken with a siren on its head?
An alarm cluck!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰
#dailyfunny
What do you call a chicken with a siren on its head?
An alarm cluck!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰
#dailyfunny
What dinosaur is the best at wrapping gifts?
A Velociraptor!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
#dailyfunny
What dinosaur is the best at wrapping gifts?
A Velociraptor!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
#dailyfunny
What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon?
Jurassic Pork!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓
#dailyfunny
What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon?
Jurassic Pork!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓
#dailyfunny