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Nicnac
@nicnac666.bsky.social
Married, Pagan, Witch, Catmom, nerd, bibliophile, and all around goofy gal with too many interests to list here.
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Why is it easy to tell how much a dragon weighs?

Because they come with scales!

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February 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Why do dragons make good chefs?

Because they know how to make a good roast!

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January 30, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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What does a dragon call a bus full of people?

Meals on wheels!

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January 29, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints!

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January 28, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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If you get an email with the Subject "Knock Knock," don't open it....

It's a Jehovah's witness working from home.

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January 27, 2026 at 1:32 PM
In honor of opening weekend of the Arizona Renaissance Festival

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Where do Viking scrabble champions go when they die?

Vowel-halla!

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January 26, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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My friend from Nepal has a cow that refuses to stand up.

I always see Himalayan there!

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January 22, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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What do you call an insect with a perm?

A frizzbee!

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January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Because we all love a rainy Knight..

I used to be brillant at standing in the Rain in a suit of armor....

Now I'm a bit rusty!

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January 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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How does an Englishman invite a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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January 19, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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I tried looking up ice cream puns on the internet...

Then my browser froze!

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January 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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What do you call a cross between a cow and a whale?

A beef whaleington!

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January 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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I messaged the CEO of Lego yesterday...

Got blocked.

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January 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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I went to a restaurant run by cows....

They didn't allow tipping!

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January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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What do you call a barber that is also a detective?

Sherlock Combs!

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January 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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I named my dogs Rolex and Timex.

They are my watch dogs!

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January 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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Why should you wear glasses in math class?

It helps with da vision!

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January 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Why do vampires hate gambling?

They can't handle the stakes!

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January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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What kind of apple throws the best parties?

A Gala apple!

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January 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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What is a horse's favorite wine?

Chardoneigh!

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January 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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What do you call a chicken with a siren on its head?

An alarm cluck!

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December 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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My dog thinks he's a cheerleader.

He's a pompomeranian!

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December 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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What dinosaur is the best at wrapping gifts?

A Velociraptor!

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December 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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What do you call Santa without a GPS?

A lost Claus!

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December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon?

Jurassic Pork!!

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December 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM