still at a brunch that started at 2pm and i got a 3 hour ride home
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
still at a brunch that started at 2pm and i got a 3 hour ride home
this 90 day fiancé clip is sending me
December 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
this 90 day fiancé clip is sending me
you nearing 50 and instead of retiring and spending time with your wife, you wanna keep throwing balls with other men?
December 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
you nearing 50 and instead of retiring and spending time with your wife, you wanna keep throwing balls with other men?
tom brady and his cheek and chin filler thought they were bigger than the program!
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
tom brady and his cheek and chin filler thought they were bigger than the program!
the hotel I’m staying at only carries aquafina
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
the hotel I’m staying at only carries aquafina
friday night roll call
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
friday night roll call
i saw Danity Kane last night!
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i saw Danity Kane last night!
one thing about me: i love a photobooth
December 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM
one thing about me: i love a photobooth
- Beyoncé looked at me
- My birthday trip to Europe. got to visit Paris, Copenhagen, Sweden & London
- Seeing my childhood best friend again after 10+ years
- Ending 2025 with a raise & promotion. applied to a role i talked myself out of for years. interviewed & received the offer 2 days later
- My birthday trip to Europe. got to visit Paris, Copenhagen, Sweden & London
- Seeing my childhood best friend again after 10+ years
- Ending 2025 with a raise & promotion. applied to a role i talked myself out of for years. interviewed & received the offer 2 days later
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
- Beyoncé looked at me
- My birthday trip to Europe. got to visit Paris, Copenhagen, Sweden & London
- Seeing my childhood best friend again after 10+ years
- Ending 2025 with a raise & promotion. applied to a role i talked myself out of for years. interviewed & received the offer 2 days later
- My birthday trip to Europe. got to visit Paris, Copenhagen, Sweden & London
- Seeing my childhood best friend again after 10+ years
- Ending 2025 with a raise & promotion. applied to a role i talked myself out of for years. interviewed & received the offer 2 days later
came home to my 8qt le creuset dutch oven and my chicago deep dish pizzas. wow, what a high.
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
came home to my 8qt le creuset dutch oven and my chicago deep dish pizzas. wow, what a high.
Trey Songz is a menace to society.
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Trey Songz is a menace to society.
lmao just remembered this tweet
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
lmao just remembered this tweet
only gifts i got for my family this year are knuckle sandwiches.
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
only gifts i got for my family this year are knuckle sandwiches.