I want this mf kitchen aid so bad
March 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I want this mf kitchen aid so bad
This itches a part of my brain I haven’t been able to scratch in a miiinute
February 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This itches a part of my brain I haven’t been able to scratch in a miiinute
When someone sits down next to you and the sit down air stinks
January 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When someone sits down next to you and the sit down air stinks
I saw the cutest fucking cake today. I almost bought it 😭
January 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I saw the cutest fucking cake today. I almost bought it 😭
She just looks like this to me
January 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
She just looks like this to me
How thin my patience is gonna be these next four years
January 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
How thin my patience is gonna be these next four years
My two moods on this app
January 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My two moods on this app
Went to steins this morning to look for a new risen pot and this mf here was like $200! IKYFL
January 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Went to steins this morning to look for a new risen pot and this mf here was like $200! IKYFL
Me as soon as ppl start arguing at get togethers
January 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me as soon as ppl start arguing at get togethers
Me trying not to throw up off that last shot
January 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me trying not to throw up off that last shot
When your balls itch and do the good ole pinch and twist
January 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When your balls itch and do the good ole pinch and twist
Watching The Great British Bakeoff and I need to get this man pregnant.
December 25, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Watching The Great British Bakeoff and I need to get this man pregnant.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
(Her and her twins)
The three spirits:
(Her and her twins)
December 24, 2024 at 8:39 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
(Her and her twins)
The three spirits:
(Her and her twins)
Winter harts are ruining my hair.
December 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Winter harts are ruining my hair.
Depends. You gonna act right?
December 20, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Depends. You gonna act right?
Someone around here has a phat ass. I can sense it.
December 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Someone around here has a phat ass. I can sense it.
Family portrait featuring me, looking like a sick fucking Victorian child
December 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Family portrait featuring me, looking like a sick fucking Victorian child