Nick Charles
@nickcharles.bsky.social
Real Seattle Private Eye. Former USAF SF, former fed, current rapscallion husband, & always an entertainer of a cocktail.
For Thanksgiving Dinner, I made
—Smoked King Salmon, Salish smoked sea salt
—Garlic, blue cheese, garlic, rosemary mashed potatoes
—Green beans, mushrooms, thyme, shallots, onions
—Roasted butternut squash, onion, garlic, thyme, big leaf maple syrup, cinnamon, smoked paprika
Argyle rosé wine
—Smoked King Salmon, Salish smoked sea salt
—Garlic, blue cheese, garlic, rosemary mashed potatoes
—Green beans, mushrooms, thyme, shallots, onions
—Roasted butternut squash, onion, garlic, thyme, big leaf maple syrup, cinnamon, smoked paprika
Argyle rosé wine
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
For Thanksgiving Dinner, I made
—Smoked King Salmon, Salish smoked sea salt
—Garlic, blue cheese, garlic, rosemary mashed potatoes
—Green beans, mushrooms, thyme, shallots, onions
—Roasted butternut squash, onion, garlic, thyme, big leaf maple syrup, cinnamon, smoked paprika
Argyle rosé wine
—Smoked King Salmon, Salish smoked sea salt
—Garlic, blue cheese, garlic, rosemary mashed potatoes
—Green beans, mushrooms, thyme, shallots, onions
—Roasted butternut squash, onion, garlic, thyme, big leaf maple syrup, cinnamon, smoked paprika
Argyle rosé wine
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
🥁DOG SHOW!
We went to a dog show in Cape May once. I forgot all the work in grooming and just kept asking to pet the cute doggos. (I pet a few!)
-Then at one point I was on the floor covered by a dozen excited loving pugs. I was in heaven and it was a life moment.
We went to a dog show in Cape May once. I forgot all the work in grooming and just kept asking to pet the cute doggos. (I pet a few!)
-Then at one point I was on the floor covered by a dozen excited loving pugs. I was in heaven and it was a life moment.
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
🥁DOG SHOW!
We went to a dog show in Cape May once. I forgot all the work in grooming and just kept asking to pet the cute doggos. (I pet a few!)
-Then at one point I was on the floor covered by a dozen excited loving pugs. I was in heaven and it was a life moment.
We went to a dog show in Cape May once. I forgot all the work in grooming and just kept asking to pet the cute doggos. (I pet a few!)
-Then at one point I was on the floor covered by a dozen excited loving pugs. I was in heaven and it was a life moment.
I was a Tiffany fan (redheads…unf), but my childhood is wildin’ at this.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I was a Tiffany fan (redheads…unf), but my childhood is wildin’ at this.
Guy in red: “You’re drowned out by the woman singer who isn’t even here. Why are YOU?”
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Guy in red: “You’re drowned out by the woman singer who isn’t even here. Why are YOU?”
Why is she a mop?
Mrs. Charles: Maybe she is dressed as a Komondor for the upcoming dog show?
Mrs. Charles: Maybe she is dressed as a Komondor for the upcoming dog show?
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Why is she a mop?
Mrs. Charles: Maybe she is dressed as a Komondor for the upcoming dog show?
Mrs. Charles: Maybe she is dressed as a Komondor for the upcoming dog show?
What the fuck is this? Is this a shitty Jimmy Fallon bit?
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
What the fuck is this? Is this a shitty Jimmy Fallon bit?
This is an adorable gimmick.
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is an adorable gimmick.
Geoffrey doesn’t need the sync button. That badass MFer can beat match!
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Geoffrey doesn’t need the sync button. That badass MFer can beat match!
Lil Jon, seen here telling every New Yorker to do shots. **Touches earpiece**
Oh. No? That’s disappointing.
Oh. No? That’s disappointing.
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lil Jon, seen here telling every New Yorker to do shots. **Touches earpiece**
Oh. No? That’s disappointing.
Oh. No? That’s disappointing.
I love that the demogorgon looks like it can’t stand Foreigner and is trying to escape.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I love that the demogorgon looks like it can’t stand Foreigner and is trying to escape.
I see he raided Johnny Weir’s closet.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I see he raided Johnny Weir’s closet.
Is this how you want to turn people into furry lovers? Because this is how you make people start looking into if they are into furries.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Is this how you want to turn people into furry lovers? Because this is how you make people start looking into if they are into furries.
We had to cut two songs to 3 seconds long to not-
A) Have everyone in the audience get pregnant
B) Have all the children ask their family what “banging on the bathroom floor” meant
A) Have everyone in the audience get pregnant
B) Have all the children ask their family what “banging on the bathroom floor” meant
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We had to cut two songs to 3 seconds long to not-
A) Have everyone in the audience get pregnant
B) Have all the children ask their family what “banging on the bathroom floor” meant
A) Have everyone in the audience get pregnant
B) Have all the children ask their family what “banging on the bathroom floor” meant
“Fuck ICE! Use Rockos! Use all the fucking Rockos to stop them from taking our friends!”
😳
😳
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“Fuck ICE! Use Rockos! Use all the fucking Rockos to stop them from taking our friends!”
😳
😳
Run, Dora. A seemingly immigrant doing educational things for others? *You in danger girl GIF*
Joking aside: Macy’s did a CHOICE with programming the top hour of the parade loading it with POC and immigrants. ❤️
Joking aside: Macy’s did a CHOICE with programming the top hour of the parade loading it with POC and immigrants. ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Run, Dora. A seemingly immigrant doing educational things for others? *You in danger girl GIF*
Joking aside: Macy’s did a CHOICE with programming the top hour of the parade loading it with POC and immigrants. ❤️
Joking aside: Macy’s did a CHOICE with programming the top hour of the parade loading it with POC and immigrants. ❤️
Tradition: I make buttermilk biscuits and watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Then we watch the Dog Show.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Tradition: I make buttermilk biscuits and watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Then we watch the Dog Show.
One exciting game tonight!!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
One exciting game tonight!!!
When they already start to play Christmas music in the car—
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
When they already start to play Christmas music in the car—
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“No one can tell you where the raccoon skeletons are buried without me. I had 9 of them with spoons taped to their tales and me with a tub of Ben and Jerries. -Not Jerrys, the knockoff ice cream you get the alley of Fulton Street. But if you think you’ll find them without me you-“
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“No one can tell you where the raccoon skeletons are buried without me. I had 9 of them with spoons taped to their tales and me with a tub of Ben and Jerries. -Not Jerrys, the knockoff ice cream you get the alley of Fulton Street. But if you think you’ll find them without me you-“
They make sure McDavid is cleared from sharp objects and firearms after games, right? 😳
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
They make sure McDavid is cleared from sharp objects and firearms after games, right? 😳