What about Atari's Outlaw? You can pick between Billy the Kid or Half-fast Pete (who I think is an original character) but it's not clear to me if you're playing as them or against them

kinda on a gamepad but hotline is really more of its own thing

to me a twin stick shooter is like geometry wars, robotron, smash tv, etc

Joyce has that effect on people

the twilight princess of pies

pretty sure this is an enemy from the souls franchise