Nick
@nicholasf1.bsky.social
Woke betravel-carded lefty soon to be Twitter ex-pat.
As soon as everyone I like from over there is over here.
As soon as everyone I like from over there is over here.
Calvin and his duplicates do.
Boink.
Boink.
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Calvin and his duplicates do.
Boink.
Boink.
Perhaps someone at the BBC could photoshop a picture of Farage wearing a Russian hat in Moscow like they did with that Jeremy Corbyn.
Mind you, there probably is one already...
Mind you, there probably is one already...
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Perhaps someone at the BBC could photoshop a picture of Farage wearing a Russian hat in Moscow like they did with that Jeremy Corbyn.
Mind you, there probably is one already...
Mind you, there probably is one already...
Is that a Double Delight rose?
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Is that a Double Delight rose?
Last year my wife had cataract surgery; a side effect is that everything black she now perceives as blue. Maybe that's all Johnny needs...
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Last year my wife had cataract surgery; a side effect is that everything black she now perceives as blue. Maybe that's all Johnny needs...
Now thinking about a tandoori version with naan bread...
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Now thinking about a tandoori version with naan bread...
I'm glad my memory is still OK. I think I had it in a less swanky, although still very nice venue, somewhere in New Zealand.
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I'm glad my memory is still OK. I think I had it in a less swanky, although still very nice venue, somewhere in New Zealand.
Once upon a time I was in a restaurant and they had a pizza on the dessert menu. Can't really recall the exact details but seem to remember fruit, chocolate and ice-cream. Might have been a Nutella base, or maybe cheesecake style base. Although I may be remembering it wrong...
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Once upon a time I was in a restaurant and they had a pizza on the dessert menu. Can't really recall the exact details but seem to remember fruit, chocolate and ice-cream. Might have been a Nutella base, or maybe cheesecake style base. Although I may be remembering it wrong...
"Came home pissed one night, got into online row between me and my fake account, ended up blocking myself and getting both accounts suspended..."
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
"Came home pissed one night, got into online row between me and my fake account, ended up blocking myself and getting both accounts suspended..."
Then by lawyers in court, and then by his cellmates in prison...
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Then by lawyers in court, and then by his cellmates in prison...
That's why they never reached the end...
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
That's why they never reached the end...
Come on, Matt. If Farage roots out Reformers linked to Russia, there won't be any left to be on all the telly programmes, and they'll have to have more Liberals and Greens on instead.
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Come on, Matt. If Farage roots out Reformers linked to Russia, there won't be any left to be on all the telly programmes, and they'll have to have more Liberals and Greens on instead.
If seditious behaviour were indeed punishable by death, wouldn't Trump be awaiting execution for the events of January 6th?
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If seditious behaviour were indeed punishable by death, wouldn't Trump be awaiting execution for the events of January 6th?
"Mr. Clinton, did you ever buy Donald Trump a birthday gift?"
"Well, I did splash out on a nice red tie..."
"Well, I did splash out on a nice red tie..."
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Mr. Clinton, did you ever buy Donald Trump a birthday gift?"
"Well, I did splash out on a nice red tie..."
"Well, I did splash out on a nice red tie..."
No rush, just admire the views...
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
No rush, just admire the views...
When the voices call him sir, they're just the ones in his head...
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When the voices call him sir, they're just the ones in his head...
If there is ever a remake of Monkey, someone has the role of Pigsy nailed down already...
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If there is ever a remake of Monkey, someone has the role of Pigsy nailed down already...
I suppose if you work in an environment where you send out to the local supermarket for a suitcase of wine on a regular basis, these kinds of statements will become the norm.
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I suppose if you work in an environment where you send out to the local supermarket for a suitcase of wine on a regular basis, these kinds of statements will become the norm.
"Azzy, wazzy, let's get nazi!"
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
"Azzy, wazzy, let's get nazi!"
Reform UK Ltd's ___________ incoherence in _____________
Fill in the blanks with any topic in any location.
Fill in the blanks with any topic in any location.
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Reform UK Ltd's ___________ incoherence in _____________
Fill in the blanks with any topic in any location.
Fill in the blanks with any topic in any location.
Must be a great feeling seeing your work taking up a whole shop window too!
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Must be a great feeling seeing your work taking up a whole shop window too!
Richmond.
They have made a great job of the window.
It's on my Christmas list, but I think my wife will be buying it (or has bought it already) from our local bookshop next to Kew Gardens Station.
They have made a great job of the window.
It's on my Christmas list, but I think my wife will be buying it (or has bought it already) from our local bookshop next to Kew Gardens Station.
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Richmond.
They have made a great job of the window.
It's on my Christmas list, but I think my wife will be buying it (or has bought it already) from our local bookshop next to Kew Gardens Station.
They have made a great job of the window.
It's on my Christmas list, but I think my wife will be buying it (or has bought it already) from our local bookshop next to Kew Gardens Station.
Just wandered by my local Waterstones...
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just wandered by my local Waterstones...