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Keith
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Southampton. I invented Hip-Hop.
Poole Town 0-1 Sholing - Old school away smash & grab with added shithousing. Marvelous.
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
And the Player of the match wins some fried chicken
December 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Is this Australia!? Size of this hairy bastard
December 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
This country, a fucking rain magnet
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Refreshing
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Sholing 2-1 Dorchester Town - Made hard work of it against 10 men for 40 mins. The 20 Dorchester YOOF were a tad embarrassing, bless 'em.
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Black Grape were fucking great tonight. Shaun & Kermit still sounding ace.
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Wimborne 1-1 Sholing - Keeps run going, but poor game & we didn't create enough
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
MAKS YA PWOUD 2 B INGLUSH #barmyarmy
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Surprised to get tickets for the final St Etienne tour that went on sale this morning
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
A brilliant batsman with the most brutal square cut I've ever seen. RIP Judge

Should have been picked much earlier for England, but that's the Hampshire curse.
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Gorgeous day in the City of Sunshine
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sholing 3-0 Evesham United - Played well & always in control.
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Portsmouth in one image
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Have they found an Arsenal fan who refuses to be on camera?
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
*paging*
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Always lovely to walk out as far as you can go at low tide on Weston Shore
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Watched a couple of vids on the first game back at the Camp Nou. Still a work in progress but the fit & finish of what's there looks very poor. Take the lower level concourse, which seemingly has about a 6 foot height restriction 😳 Bizarre. No way would that get a safety certificate in the UK
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
CORRRRRBYNNNN!!!!! 🤬
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"God doesn't exist. Religion is a big con to control people & make us rich"

am I doing this right?
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
STOP DA HOVVR BOWTS !
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Dave Beasant still wins by dropping a bottle of salad cream on his foot
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM