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nibus.bsky.social
Andrew CH
@nibus.bsky.social
1.6K followers 750 following 11K posts
glass artist / unprolific musician / shitposter / haribo composting machine / still getting up to mischif
Cornwall, UK
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Nobody liked that
BBC sport covering Trump winning the 'Fifa Peace Prize', whatever the fuck that is. 443 likes, 10,486 dislikes
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Funny. Binned Spotify this year anyway.
Spotify wrapped thing telling me my music age is 20 "Since you listen mostly new music"
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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"Connect 44" game, a yellow grid of holes you put little plastic discs in. Like Connect 4 but worse and more.
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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apologies to @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
ITV Christmas Day Schedule: 9am Lorraine vs. Godzilla 10am Bad Santa 4: The Massacre 12pm Wow Just Look At These Biscuits 2pm Ainsley’s 28-Egg Shitpipe Challenge 3pm HM The King live from Doncaster 3:10pm Xmas Premiere: Dead Man’s Shoes 5:25pm This Is Your Life: Gandalf 6:20pm ITV Evening News for Badgers 6:30pm Conrobnatio Strett 7pm Ant & Dec’s Christmas Bollocks 8pm Rachel Reeves Sings All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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"The perfect romantic gift"
screengrab of "Out of date Milk Chocolate Lobster", a vaguely lobster shaped lump of chocolate in a shiny pink wrapper. £10
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Father Ted [a middle-aged white priest with grey hair, wearing a raincoat] shouting LEO'S DOING A BABYSITTING!? YOU LET LEO DO A BABYSITTING!?
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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doing a glass
A glass triangle in aquamarine, dark navy and mauve, with fleacks of copper. it is full of bubbles a rectangular piece of glass with a swirly abstract pattern in teal and white, with flecks of copper a moody glass treescape in three rectangles with a seirly pink/purple/white sky behind abstract layered glass in teal, white and copper with some orange flecks
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Legendary
poster for Hot Frosty, a hopelessly mawkish treacle Christmas film
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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that's my Saturday sorted
YouGov screen saying "Explore the latest public opinion about Peter Beardsley", with a photo of him playing for Liverpool. He has a 'Fame' rating of 62% and a 'Popularity' rating of 42%
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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saved you a click
Rubbish clickbait article from Daily Express saying "Car windscreens won't freeze if covered with 1 household item in November", photo of someone scraping ice off a windscreen a plunger (wooden handle, red rubber sucky bit)
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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A white England football shirt with a bus display sign on it saying RAILWAY REPLACEMENT SERVICE - SEMI-FAST
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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no expense spared
a blurry pigeon wearing a santa hat
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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gonna dress up as an army marshmallow
Die Hard 2 villain Major Grant (a black guy in a big puffy white snowcoat) and police captain Lorenzo (a white guy in a police uniform). It is snowing.
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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incredible mullet on this guy
AI slop of some old wheezy fascist with a brown mullet
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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it's Michael Gove (again)
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Minor devil MIchael Gove, a saggy middle-aged white man wearing glasses
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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what about this delightful number from This Is Definitely A Real Product Ltd
a terrible AI wool jumper with a Santa on it
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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News timeline suggests some sort of heist has taken place
news timeline: (newest to oldest) Missing flamingo thought to be in France Expert has hope for 'resilient' missing flamingo Staff very worried as flamingo search continues Flamingo on the run from wildlife sanctuary
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Something something Brexit something
BBC headline: Escaped flamingo doing extremely well in France
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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headline saying "Mysterious Orange Shape Raises More Questions About Epstein Footage"
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Excellent birthday present from @squeezy.bsky.social who has been taking advantage of my oblivousness to sneakily work away in her studio
An excellent mixed media picture of our cat (white with grey patches) looking out of a window surrounded by MANY PLANTS
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Get thee behind me, Satan
header for an article entitled "The Enticing Sin of Empathy: How Satan Corrupts Through Compassion"
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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ah, are you doing this sort of thing?
some half-height tongue & groove panelling behind a bath
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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a ticked tickbox (for Americans: a checked checkbox) with a caption saying "Dim"
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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a middle-aged white woman in a denim shirt, saying "I had at first pooh-poohed it because the genitalia and the rectums"
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM