Did a very intense pain scene last weekend where two people were just fucking me up and one of them was my girlfriend and had a Moment. Like girlfriend biting the fuck out of my while this other woman just repeated shocks me with an electrified Wartenberg wheel.

The DOMS to dommes ratio in my life is too damn high.

Outwitting the person clicker training me by doing exactly what I anticipate she wants in exchange for a reward, but ironically.

Heard somebody just openly talking about their interrogation fetish and you couldn't waterboard that out of me...but like, if you wanna try...

Producing an educational film titled "Actually sometimes they do self-lubricate." As a community service.

Getting 'people' to 'bark for me' really is the easiest form of engagement baiting

But also it's just that easy because you're all such good puppies oh yes you are! oh yes you are!! 🥰

It's a common misconception that subs are nerds. In reality the true nerds are the dommes, who submissive jocks are peer pressuring into doing all the homework.

Chalking this one in the win column.

Dommes are all "Use your words sweety 😏" until a brat comes along and then all of a sudden they're threatening to confiscate parts of speech. Baffling behaviour frankly.

Images that make me feel just intensely normal.