head pigeon
@nfi.bsky.social
former vegetable of the tartary, morbidly mechanical, afunctional
She made me take her outside so she could sniff grass and dirt and then rub her chin on them.
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
She made me take her outside so she could sniff grass and dirt and then rub her chin on them.
Kamir was extra cute today. She's really found her voice and knows using it gets shit done, especially when I'm trying to nap on the sofa (which is often.)
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Kamir was extra cute today. She's really found her voice and knows using it gets shit done, especially when I'm trying to nap on the sofa (which is often.)
An order cockup has left me with 240 rolls of micropore tape, which is actually an excellent Christmas present for someone trying desperately to hide their track marks at family get togethers.
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
An order cockup has left me with 240 rolls of micropore tape, which is actually an excellent Christmas present for someone trying desperately to hide their track marks at family get togethers.
Mesmerised by the road works out the front of gym, or maybe its the fumes from the bitumen being laid. But I like it!
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Mesmerised by the road works out the front of gym, or maybe its the fumes from the bitumen being laid. But I like it!
loving this thing, nice to have a loungeroom PC again and to not rely on my phone for server mgmt
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
loving this thing, nice to have a loungeroom PC again and to not rely on my phone for server mgmt
Pair of men's underwear and a black latex glove, someone did something fun, disgusting or both
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Pair of men's underwear and a black latex glove, someone did something fun, disgusting or both
Do you know what else is a failed taxpayer funded hard-drugs experiment? Prohibition. One that is causing thousands of deaths in Canada every year.
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Do you know what else is a failed taxpayer funded hard-drugs experiment? Prohibition. One that is causing thousands of deaths in Canada every year.
My nephew somehow convinced my helicopter parent sister to let him build a bike ramp out of pallets, and even more amazingly was fine with me leading the project.
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
My nephew somehow convinced my helicopter parent sister to let him build a bike ramp out of pallets, and even more amazingly was fine with me leading the project.
Betrayed: Kamir led you to the backdoor but you went to the toilet instead.
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Betrayed: Kamir led you to the backdoor but you went to the toilet instead.
Purchased a Loc8 Fob with my Telstra+ points bc why not? My phone synced it to My Devices after resetting and power cycling the fob ~15 times. A few times it was recognised but errored out before completing.
But now my keys can now be made to beep remotely, totally worth it.
But now my keys can now be made to beep remotely, totally worth it.
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Purchased a Loc8 Fob with my Telstra+ points bc why not? My phone synced it to My Devices after resetting and power cycling the fob ~15 times. A few times it was recognised but errored out before completing.
But now my keys can now be made to beep remotely, totally worth it.
But now my keys can now be made to beep remotely, totally worth it.
Kamir keeps taking me outside, like I have the power to fix this situation
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Kamir keeps taking me outside, like I have the power to fix this situation
could we please just not
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
could we please just not
the advertiser coming through with hard hitting jernalisms, and it turns out Gen Z: they're just like us! [Evolution is not mentioned again at any point in the article]
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
the advertiser coming through with hard hitting jernalisms, and it turns out Gen Z: they're just like us! [Evolution is not mentioned again at any point in the article]
apparently I put up pictures of my cat in the office last week, something i absolutely remember doing
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
apparently I put up pictures of my cat in the office last week, something i absolutely remember doing
Bitumenising the road out the front of gym and the entire space smelt like burning rubber. Great workout!!
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Bitumenising the road out the front of gym and the entire space smelt like burning rubber. Great workout!!
Someone's had a big day
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Someone's had a big day
If you don't think this is 1) hilarious and 2) not a great look for anyone but especially not for Trump then you are dead inside (and also, fair enough, things are still grim.)
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If you don't think this is 1) hilarious and 2) not a great look for anyone but especially not for Trump then you are dead inside (and also, fair enough, things are still grim.)
The label is such a good indicator of shitty opinions
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The label is such a good indicator of shitty opinions
My day is going great, thanks for asking
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My day is going great, thanks for asking
"camp Brianna Wu"
lol, lmao
lol, lmao
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
"camp Brianna Wu"
lol, lmao
lol, lmao
visting exTwitter on my burner account that only follows a PlayStation account and somehow Loomer was the least offensive tweet in my discover feed.
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
visting exTwitter on my burner account that only follows a PlayStation account and somehow Loomer was the least offensive tweet in my discover feed.
Absolute weirdo, going to have to intervene before he goes full tom
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Absolute weirdo, going to have to intervene before he goes full tom
He's sitting in the front yard crying now
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
He's sitting in the front yard crying now
We have a cat camping on the porch situation, he has been given some biscuits and an uncover bed with blanket. He would've walked into the house given the opportunity.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We have a cat camping on the porch situation, he has been given some biscuits and an uncover bed with blanket. He would've walked into the house given the opportunity.