Justice Sputnik
@nexviolentus.com
Angry 𝔊𝕆†𝕳 ғαg🏳️🌈left libertarian🗽Illustrator/Artist🖥️Doomer😭 So fucking done with existence
They/them, 私 watashi
They/them, 私 watashi
I promised my lawyers I wouldn't abandon my values and partake in acts of dumbell vigilantism and candy theft.
Here is some legal gossip: Judge Dave Keenan is running for supreme court when Justice Charles Johnson retires
Here is some legal gossip: Judge Dave Keenan is running for supreme court when Justice Charles Johnson retires
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I promised my lawyers I wouldn't abandon my values and partake in acts of dumbell vigilantism and candy theft.
Here is some legal gossip: Judge Dave Keenan is running for supreme court when Justice Charles Johnson retires
Here is some legal gossip: Judge Dave Keenan is running for supreme court when Justice Charles Johnson retires
How about Krav Maga so they have a healthier outlet for their anger?
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
How about Krav Maga so they have a healthier outlet for their anger?
@judgefergusontx.bsky.social motion to consider, Your Honor
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
@judgefergusontx.bsky.social motion to consider, Your Honor
It's useless for tech too. I've tried looking for both art and IT jobs for 2 years on LinkedIn. I suspect that companies post fake listings to gather personal information then sell it
February 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
It's useless for tech too. I've tried looking for both art and IT jobs for 2 years on LinkedIn. I suspect that companies post fake listings to gather personal information then sell it
Your Honor, I am in mental health court. I can be more free with what I say now but I still have to be careful about posting something emotional since people IRL may read my posts
February 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Your Honor, I am in mental health court. I can be more free with what I say now but I still have to be careful about posting something emotional since people IRL may read my posts
Hear hear! There are Martin Škrelis in charge of everything these days
a man in a suit is on cnbc talking about drug prices
ALT: a man in a suit is on cnbc talking about drug prices
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February 7, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Hear hear! There are Martin Škrelis in charge of everything these days
The same for you,Your Honor
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The same for you,Your Honor
Your Honor, looking forward to reading this!
February 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Your Honor, looking forward to reading this!
Your Honor, who is the judge in the top right of the screen?
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Your Honor, who is the judge in the top right of the screen?
I shid and farded in the bathroom
January 31, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I shid and farded in the bathroom
Running for state delegate, volunteering for the endorsements committee, door knocking and writing to every official listed on voter.votewa.gov. I have written to the governor, senators, representatives, state senators and representatives, attorney general, county executive, and mayor
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January 29, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Running for state delegate, volunteering for the endorsements committee, door knocking and writing to every official listed on voter.votewa.gov. I have written to the governor, senators, representatives, state senators and representatives, attorney general, county executive, and mayor
I found out that I can kvetch while doing shit. It's the best of both worlds
January 29, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I found out that I can kvetch while doing shit. It's the best of both worlds
Once again, Your Honor, thank you for all that you do
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Once again, Your Honor, thank you for all that you do
Your Honor, there was a case today where an attorney charged with 8 counts of misconduct had a hearing by the Supreme Court and you know they are in the wrong when Justice Steve gives this look:
January 28, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Your Honor, there was a case today where an attorney charged with 8 counts of misconduct had a hearing by the Supreme Court and you know they are in the wrong when Justice Steve gives this look:
Seahawks slammed the Rams
January 26, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Seahawks slammed the Rams
Your Honor, can my state borrow your state's weather? I'm half Viking, I want it to be COLD🌨️❄️
a man with his arms outstretched standing in the snow
ALT: a man with his arms outstretched standing in the snow
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January 24, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Your Honor, can my state borrow your state's weather? I'm half Viking, I want it to be COLD🌨️❄️
@judgefergusontx.bsky.social
Your Honor, Judge Dave just walked past me and I ate butterflies today🦋🦋🦋
Your Honor, Judge Dave just walked past me and I ate butterflies today🦋🦋🦋
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 PM
@judgefergusontx.bsky.social
Your Honor, Judge Dave just walked past me and I ate butterflies today🦋🦋🦋
Your Honor, Judge Dave just walked past me and I ate butterflies today🦋🦋🦋
Your Honor, on a high school field trip to the other Washington, we watched SCOTUS oral arguments in the way back and was behind a pillar. What I most vividly remember is getting a glimpse of Sam tipping in his chair🤭
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Your Honor, on a high school field trip to the other Washington, we watched SCOTUS oral arguments in the way back and was behind a pillar. What I most vividly remember is getting a glimpse of Sam tipping in his chair🤭
I thought Australia was a rough place but it's much worse than I assumed
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I thought Australia was a rough place but it's much worse than I assumed