Artemus Michaels (next3k)
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Artemus Michaels (next3k)
@next3k.com
Tech enthusiast, platform engineer, musician, and player of d&d
Here to shine my spotlight on the best and worst things happening in the universe with snarky commentary, hot takes, and memes

He/him/they/them
It's pronounced "necks tech"
August 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
May 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Proving your identity in the future be like
May 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A man after my own heart ❤️
Maybe the best account on LinkedIn, give him a follow:
www.linkedin.com/in/ken-cheng...
April 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
April 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
April 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
April 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Bruh
April 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Anything is possible 😹
March 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
March 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Seems some people are having issues with the website formerly known as Twitter 😅
March 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I think that math may be off by just a little...
February 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
They totally do use SQL 🙃
February 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
WSB today be like
February 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Help I'm being personally attacked 😹
February 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Seems the CEO of Reddit has been banned from Twitter; no headlines yet but probably incoming
x.com/redditspez
January 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
January 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Customer stated computer was overheating
January 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
January 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
November 18, 2024 at 5:08 PM
November 6, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Seems to load now, but no data (and questionable CSS). Maybe expected behavior at this point 🤷‍♂️
November 5, 2024 at 11:24 PM
"It works on my computer"
November 5, 2024 at 11:05 PM