peter parker.
newyorkwebbing.bsky.social
peter parker.
@newyorkwebbing.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with marvel.

/college aged portrayal

/written by madi.
[a pot of salted water on one eye, a skillet with melted butter on the other. rolling up a few large burger patties before letting them sizzle in said skillet. cutting up some potatoes before gently tossing them into the now boiling water.]
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
[starting up the stove with a medium flame.]

no no no, you stay seated. let the master do his work.

[playful wink.]
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
you got it.

[a kiss to her lips before bopping over into the kitchen.]
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
just a plain ol’ burger? or do you want anything on it?
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
what are you hungry for? i’ve gotten exceptionally better at cooking while you’ve been gone.
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
[smiling back to her.]

you hungry?
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
[wrapping her up in a hug, giving a little peck to her cheek.]
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
[open arms. come here.]
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
[she’s been missed.]
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
[it’s been three thousand years.]
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
👁️👁️
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
// heyyyy
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM