Newt
@newt.bsky.expert
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Hammering my shit like a babylonian blacksmith
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hammering my shit like a babylonian blacksmith
No one cared who i was until i put on the chastity cage
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
No one cared who i was until i put on the chastity cage
Pissing harder than the guy next to me at the urinals to establish dominance
September 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Pissing harder than the guy next to me at the urinals to establish dominance
Me at 25 watching Lilo & Stitch
September 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Me at 25 watching Lilo & Stitch
Only real shitters in my circle
August 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Only real shitters in my circle
Why do football helmets have the little cages on them? Is it to keep them from kissing?
August 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why do football helmets have the little cages on them? Is it to keep them from kissing?
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dont call yourself a gamer if you haven't played this
May 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
dont call yourself a gamer if you haven't played this
These little vagina cameltoe cereal are the best 🥰
May 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
These little vagina cameltoe cereal are the best 🥰
handjobs should just be called beef jerkies
May 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
handjobs should just be called beef jerkies
They call me sneeze cause my gazoon tight
April 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
They call me sneeze cause my gazoon tight
This is an old family recipe
December 14, 2024 at 7:08 AM
This is an old family recipe
Santa better send me a freak
December 13, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Santa better send me a freak
Imagine you're trying to find the clit and she starts making buzzer noises like in Operation when you miss
November 30, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Imagine you're trying to find the clit and she starts making buzzer noises like in Operation when you miss
what crystal do I need for a bitch to love me
November 30, 2024 at 6:03 AM
what crystal do I need for a bitch to love me
hope my enemies know I’ve been drinking milk n growing big and strong
October 17, 2024 at 6:29 PM
hope my enemies know I’ve been drinking milk n growing big and strong
if we were both cows would u stand in a field & eat grass with me
October 14, 2024 at 12:05 AM
if we were both cows would u stand in a field & eat grass with me
Her bouncing on it like the pixar lamp would fix me
October 12, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Her bouncing on it like the pixar lamp would fix me
Did some wild things in my life but I never ordered a Fish Fillet from McDonald’s
October 12, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Did some wild things in my life but I never ordered a Fish Fillet from McDonald’s
Me when I wander off drunk
October 11, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Me when I wander off drunk
The broccoli watching me grab another bag of nuggets from the freezer
October 11, 2024 at 5:22 AM
The broccoli watching me grab another bag of nuggets from the freezer
just masturbated to her bitmoji
October 10, 2024 at 1:29 PM
just masturbated to her bitmoji
For every man that won’t there is literally a guy (Me) who will eat your whole ass
October 10, 2024 at 12:10 AM
For every man that won’t there is literally a guy (Me) who will eat your whole ass
Sober October? More like bender till December
October 9, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Sober October? More like bender till December
When she catch you lickin the dried up residue off her dildo 🤦🏻♂️😩👊🏻💯
October 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
When she catch you lickin the dried up residue off her dildo 🤦🏻♂️😩👊🏻💯