New ColIege of Florida
@newcollegeoffl.bsky.social
An historically amazing college, currently under new management.
Pardon the dust. We're working on it. Sort of.
#newcollegeoffl It's not just an education, it's a de-evolution.
Pardon the dust. We're working on it. Sort of.
#newcollegeoffl It's not just an education, it's a de-evolution.
Because that's how you kill the swimming men
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Because that's how you kill the swimming men
We're a school. We don't have a mom
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
We're a school. We don't have a mom
Mostly, we'd guess it's your face
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Mostly, we'd guess it's your face
Jesus, this is dark even for us, and we love curbing people's rights. Or, at least students'. But, damn, even we wouldn't advocate for celebratory messages about killing. Or, you know, killing people extrajudiciously. Pretty fucking wild and dystopian.
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Jesus, this is dark even for us, and we love curbing people's rights. Or, at least students'. But, damn, even we wouldn't advocate for celebratory messages about killing. Or, you know, killing people extrajudiciously. Pretty fucking wild and dystopian.
Just say you plan to run for president and get it over with. All the grandstanding is just annoying
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just say you plan to run for president and get it over with. All the grandstanding is just annoying
How we were admitted? To ourselves? Little confusing there
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How we were admitted? To ourselves? Little confusing there
Nice job with that one! Want to join our creative writing program?
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nice job with that one! Want to join our creative writing program?
Dirt. Dirt is what you want us to cherish?
We're making big changes here. No more woke. No more gender studies. No more lefty politics. We've got free speech, a slate of amazing guest speakers, and we're bringing back classical Western education
We're making big changes here. No more woke. No more gender studies. No more lefty politics. We've got free speech, a slate of amazing guest speakers, and we're bringing back classical Western education
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dirt. Dirt is what you want us to cherish?
We're making big changes here. No more woke. No more gender studies. No more lefty politics. We've got free speech, a slate of amazing guest speakers, and we're bringing back classical Western education
We're making big changes here. No more woke. No more gender studies. No more lefty politics. We've got free speech, a slate of amazing guest speakers, and we're bringing back classical Western education
Friend, you're missing the bigger picture here. At New College of Florida, we're ensuring Equitable academic access to a Diversity of students, especially ones who might not have been able to be Included elsewhere. We're calling it an EDI admissions strategy
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Friend, you're missing the bigger picture here. At New College of Florida, we're ensuring Equitable academic access to a Diversity of students, especially ones who might not have been able to be Included elsewhere. We're calling it an EDI admissions strategy
WeLl-KnOwN aCaDeMiC MeAsUrEmEnTs...
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
WeLl-KnOwN aCaDeMiC MeAsUrEmEnTs...
Buddy, do we have some news for you
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Buddy, do we have some news for you
*Dissonance
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
*Dissonance
What does that even mean anymore, anyway?
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
What does that even mean anymore, anyway?
Very good. You understand basic math. Would you care to see if you can get in? apply.ncf.edu/apply/
Note: It might help if you can hit, kick, or throw a ball
Note: It might help if you can hit, kick, or throw a ball
Apply to New College!
apply.ncf.edu
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Very good. You understand basic math. Would you care to see if you can get in? apply.ncf.edu/apply/
Note: It might help if you can hit, kick, or throw a ball
Note: It might help if you can hit, kick, or throw a ball
Those rankings don't mean anything
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Those rankings don't mean anything
Jealous you can't play ball? We can probably find a team for you if you want to apply
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Jealous you can't play ball? We can probably find a team for you if you want to apply
I'm not sure you understand how rankings work. We're clearly better than them
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'm not sure you understand how rankings work. We're clearly better than them
Guess we know who we're going to be keeping a better eye on now
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Guess we know who we're going to be keeping a better eye on now
You get our name right but call us a university inn the next sentence. Maybe *you* should enroll and get some of that education you're clearly lacking
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You get our name right but call us a university inn the next sentence. Maybe *you* should enroll and get some of that education you're clearly lacking