Nerdy Fat Guy
@nerdyfatguy.bsky.social
Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Crabby fucker. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things.
Did I? I'll go look.
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Did I? I'll go look.
Ha! You're not at all unlikeable. I've been unlikeable since 1971, so I know unlikeable.
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ha! You're not at all unlikeable. I've been unlikeable since 1971, so I know unlikeable.
Nah, that's not it.
Something something shiny and black.
Something something shiny and black.
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Nah, that's not it.
Something something shiny and black.
Something something shiny and black.
Just following up on your toes. Did they survive the night?
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Just following up on your toes. Did they survive the night?
This is why I'm fat
This is why I'm fat
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm fat
This is why I'm fat
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm fat
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is why I'm fat
This is why I'm fat
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm fat
This is why I'm fat
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm fat
No, but I'll definitely take both dill potato salad and a warm German potato salad.
Coleslaw is so hit-or-miss I can't assume global acceptance.
Coleslaw is so hit-or-miss I can't assume global acceptance.
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
No, but I'll definitely take both dill potato salad and a warm German potato salad.
Coleslaw is so hit-or-miss I can't assume global acceptance.
Coleslaw is so hit-or-miss I can't assume global acceptance.
My floor has feelings too, dammit!
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My floor has feelings too, dammit!
You're most welcome!
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You're most welcome!
True friends ignore the dust in your home just as you ignore it in their homes.
My 6'3" tall uncle would comment on our dusty refrigerator. My 5'1.5" mother would hand him a dust cloth.
(And she always included the .5", so it felt necessary here.)
My 6'3" tall uncle would comment on our dusty refrigerator. My 5'1.5" mother would hand him a dust cloth.
(And she always included the .5", so it felt necessary here.)
October 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
True friends ignore the dust in your home just as you ignore it in their homes.
My 6'3" tall uncle would comment on our dusty refrigerator. My 5'1.5" mother would hand him a dust cloth.
(And she always included the .5", so it felt necessary here.)
My 6'3" tall uncle would comment on our dusty refrigerator. My 5'1.5" mother would hand him a dust cloth.
(And she always included the .5", so it felt necessary here.)
It improved my day drastically.
October 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It improved my day drastically.
There's always room for improvement, obviously.
October 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
There's always room for improvement, obviously.
We were all so young then. Naive. Full of hope.
I might need to boot up the Windows '95 PC mouldering in the garage and find the floppy disk of the entire After Dark suite of screensavers.
I might need to boot up the Windows '95 PC mouldering in the garage and find the floppy disk of the entire After Dark suite of screensavers.
October 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We were all so young then. Naive. Full of hope.
I might need to boot up the Windows '95 PC mouldering in the garage and find the floppy disk of the entire After Dark suite of screensavers.
I might need to boot up the Windows '95 PC mouldering in the garage and find the floppy disk of the entire After Dark suite of screensavers.
Workarounds suck, and I've tried getting away from them but sometimes they're necessary. But when you can't use your system at all it's painful.
October 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Workarounds suck, and I've tried getting away from them but sometimes they're necessary. But when you can't use your system at all it's painful.
It was a brilliant pie, I'll admit. Having been purchased 500 miles (~800 km) from home at a one-location bakery, I am all too aware.
October 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It was a brilliant pie, I'll admit. Having been purchased 500 miles (~800 km) from home at a one-location bakery, I am all too aware.
Unfortunately, most of said pie's life was spent in the camper where there just wasn't room in the piefrigerator. By yesterday that ship had sailed.
This is what I deserve for always trying to be fair, even though I know wife is not nearly as enthusiastic about pie as I am.
I'll never learn.
This is what I deserve for always trying to be fair, even though I know wife is not nearly as enthusiastic about pie as I am.
I'll never learn.
October 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Unfortunately, most of said pie's life was spent in the camper where there just wasn't room in the piefrigerator. By yesterday that ship had sailed.
This is what I deserve for always trying to be fair, even though I know wife is not nearly as enthusiastic about pie as I am.
I'll never learn.
This is what I deserve for always trying to be fair, even though I know wife is not nearly as enthusiastic about pie as I am.
I'll never learn.
Shortening words like all the kids are these days. I'm hip, I get it.
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Shortening words like all the kids are these days. I'm hip, I get it.
Not that I recall, but anything is possible.
September 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Not that I recall, but anything is possible.