Kyle
@nerdybirdnerd.bsky.social
27, He/Him, Hansry brained contrarian and mediocre fic writer.
AO3: Nerdybirdnerd
AO3: Nerdybirdnerd
Local man dies of blood loss (they found it all in his dick)
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Local man dies of blood loss (they found it all in his dick)
Im greedy so you should always always post more
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Im greedy so you should always always post more
Biblically accurate Hans pizzle
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Biblically accurate Hans pizzle
NOT ONLY IS THIS ONE OF MY RAREPAIRS BUT ITS ALSO IN MY PREFERRED FLAVOR OH SERP I KISS YOU MWAH MWAH THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES MWAH
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
NOT ONLY IS THIS ONE OF MY RAREPAIRS BUT ITS ALSO IN MY PREFERRED FLAVOR OH SERP I KISS YOU MWAH MWAH THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES MWAH
In my experience it was a lost bet and that's ALWAYS a hit with Hansry
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
In my experience it was a lost bet and that's ALWAYS a hit with Hansry
God your genius NEVER ends
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
God your genius NEVER ends
EXCITING NEWS but I'm guessing Bianca was veto'd then anskskd
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
EXCITING NEWS but I'm guessing Bianca was veto'd then anskskd
SPECIFICALLY looking at where Henry is touching it I'm gonna be SICK
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
SPECIFICALLY looking at where Henry is touching it I'm gonna be SICK
The gentle way Hans is looking at the rose as if it's the only thing that matters because it's meant for Henry vs Henry's expression because he realizes what it means UGHHHHH
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The gentle way Hans is looking at the rose as if it's the only thing that matters because it's meant for Henry vs Henry's expression because he realizes what it means UGHHHHH
Everything I thought I knew about Henry was turned upside down when he turned out to be a masochist and put chains on his bed
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Everything I thought I knew about Henry was turned upside down when he turned out to be a masochist and put chains on his bed
Shipping you some mental dynamite for completely unselfish reasons
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Shipping you some mental dynamite for completely unselfish reasons
About to latch on like a baby pig
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
About to latch on like a baby pig