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The Nerdy Bator 🍉
@nerdybator.bsky.social
I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe, one bate at a time. I love my penis. Intactivist. Plant dad. Free 🇵🇸
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Hey, hey! I have officially arrived.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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🎄 First Christmas tree in the house… bought 10,000 ornaments with no strings. Luckily we had fishing line🤷‍♂️

And yes, I was naked the whole time. We’ve decided it’s officially our new tradition. A real #nudist Christmas this year 😄
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Hands-free as they say
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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We got snow today!
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Team Side 💙♂️
As a Side, I will be unfollowing any of yall liking Side Shaming posts. Like imagine being tacky enough to openly make fun of other people’s sexual preferences on social media??? Grow up lmao
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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quote with a shower pic
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Don we now our gay apparel
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
🤤
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
So down for this! Currently reading "This Penis Business."
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Who's that standing tall under the covers? 😈
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Penis prints >>>
A little throwback to my beared days
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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When you’re taking a hot shower and dreading leaving it to face the world.
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Gotta dedicate some time to phallus 🥵 #Sunbate heavy and stretched...achey and excited 🥴 #chronicmasturbator #gooner #bator
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Yes, the milk spilled. No, I didn’t cry 🤭

#gay #latino #gaynudist #naked
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Play with penis today bros 😈🐶💜🐽
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Don't mind me getting hard while you look at me playing games 👀
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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It’s toasty inside but I still feel the chill or shall I say tis the season to be a nudie
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Put the tree up between snow removal! 🎄
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Foreskin >>>
Fighting the Sunday scaries
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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you may think you aren't in love with your penis, but you are. you know his likes and dislikes. you know when he needs attention. you know his moods. you bring him everywhere. most of your life centers on him. you may not be a capital-B Bator, but you're in love with your dick 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM