Nerd On A Walk
@nerdonawalk.bsky.social
Dork, Tree Hugger, Geocacher, listed as day to day, #TBTL
They used to call me “The Michael Jordan of Unicycle Polo”
They used to call me “The Michael Jordan of Unicycle Polo”
Pinned
If hell is real and personalized mine sounds like this.
THERE IS NO WIND IN CHINA!
two men are sitting next to each other with their arms crossed and one is wearing a pink tie .
ALT: two men are sitting next to each other with their arms crossed and one is wearing a pink tie .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
THERE IS NO WIND IN CHINA!
Every time Pam Bondi refuses to answer a yes/no question take a shot.
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Every time Pam Bondi refuses to answer a yes/no question take a shot.
So contrary to the SPOG her life did matter.
Updated tonight: @andyengelson.bsky.social reports for PubliCola that the city of Seattle has reached a settlement with the family of Jaahnavi Kandula, the 23-year-old killed by a speeding SPD officer, totaling at least $29 million.
publicola.com/2026/02/10/c...
publicola.com/2026/02/10/c...
Family of Jaahnavi Kandula, Pedestrian Killed by SPD Officer in 2023, Reaches $29 Million Settlement with City - PubliCola
In an incident that sparked widespread outrage, police guild leader Daniel Auderer joked that the 23-year-old student was only worth…
publicola.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
So contrary to the SPOG her life did matter.
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Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
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Rep. Lieu: “Were there any underage girls at any party that Trump attended with Epstein?”
Bondi: “This is so ridiculous…There is no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime. Everyone knows that.”
Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath.”
Bondi: “Don't you ever accuse me of a crime.”
Bondi: “This is so ridiculous…There is no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime. Everyone knows that.”
Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath.”
Bondi: “Don't you ever accuse me of a crime.”
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Rep. Lieu: “Were there any underage girls at any party that Trump attended with Epstein?”
Bondi: “This is so ridiculous…There is no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime. Everyone knows that.”
Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath.”
Bondi: “Don't you ever accuse me of a crime.”
Bondi: “This is so ridiculous…There is no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime. Everyone knows that.”
Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath.”
Bondi: “Don't you ever accuse me of a crime.”
Zero? Zero jurors agreed with your case? Fuck even the Patriots got some late points. #seahawks
No grand jurors found the Trump DOJ met low probable cause threshold in failed indictment of Democratic lawmakers
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
No grand jurors found the Trump DOJ met low probable cause threshold in failed indictment of Democratic lawmakers
None of the D.C. grand jurors who heard the Trump administration’s pitch on why they should indict Democratic lawmakers over a video urging members of the
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Zero? Zero jurors agreed with your case? Fuck even the Patriots got some late points. #seahawks
The people trying to use the Tacoma Amtrak lobby to buy Sounder tickets probably tell their neighbors Seattle is a crime ridden cesspool and know a guy who knew a guy who saw a guy get stabbed in Pioneer square in aught nine.
I’m headed to beautiful Portland. #seahawks
I’m headed to beautiful Portland. #seahawks
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The people trying to use the Tacoma Amtrak lobby to buy Sounder tickets probably tell their neighbors Seattle is a crime ridden cesspool and know a guy who knew a guy who saw a guy get stabbed in Pioneer square in aught nine.
I’m headed to beautiful Portland. #seahawks
I’m headed to beautiful Portland. #seahawks
Pam Bondi is a punk ass bitch, “YOU DON’T TELL ME YOU’RE NOT EVEN A LAWYER!”
They are CONGRESS!
They are CONGRESS!
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Pam Bondi is a punk ass bitch, “YOU DON’T TELL ME YOU’RE NOT EVEN A LAWYER!”
They are CONGRESS!
They are CONGRESS!
My steel toes I wear in a mosh pit likely environment are ten years older than ICE so don’t tell me we can’t stomp them out of existence.
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
My steel toes I wear in a mosh pit likely environment are ten years older than ICE so don’t tell me we can’t stomp them out of existence.
Dear Mike,
None of those are specifically in the constitution as a right.
Thanks for acting dumb
None of those are specifically in the constitution as a right.
Thanks for acting dumb
Mike Johnson: "Americans need an ID to drive, to open a bank account, to buy cold medicine, to file govt assistance, even to attend the DNC. So why would voting be any different? They can't answer that question."
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Dear Mike,
None of those are specifically in the constitution as a right.
Thanks for acting dumb
None of those are specifically in the constitution as a right.
Thanks for acting dumb
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
Today I had one of those experiences where somebody in my near daily life called with a question. We had an extremely mundane conversation and now we’ll never speak again. We can’t possibly make the most out of every conversation. All they wanted was a phone number.
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Today I had one of those experiences where somebody in my near daily life called with a question. We had an extremely mundane conversation and now we’ll never speak again. We can’t possibly make the most out of every conversation. All they wanted was a phone number.
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Seahawks stayin’ classy.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Seahawks stayin’ classy.
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They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
I also love the $$$ lower bowl seats couldn’t see half of that because of the set.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I also love the $$$ lower bowl seats couldn’t see half of that because of the set.
Really, you made that ad without Too $hort?
Eight years on the mic and I'm not jokin'
Sir Too Short comin' straight from Oakland
Eight years on the mic and I'm not jokin'
Sir Too Short comin' straight from Oakland
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Really, you made that ad without Too $hort?
Eight years on the mic and I'm not jokin'
Sir Too Short comin' straight from Oakland
Eight years on the mic and I'm not jokin'
Sir Too Short comin' straight from Oakland
So it was a broadway show about a cis het marriage and the usual suspects will call it degenerate.
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
So it was a broadway show about a cis het marriage and the usual suspects will call it degenerate.
If you’re wanting Metallica for next year you’re old like my Dad wanting the Beach Boys in the 00s.
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
If you’re wanting Metallica for next year you’re old like my Dad wanting the Beach Boys in the 00s.
Step one, write a song that can rhyme with a future product.
Step two 🤷🏼
Step three prrrrrofit!
Step two 🤷🏼
Step three prrrrrofit!
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Step one, write a song that can rhyme with a future product.
Step two 🤷🏼
Step three prrrrrofit!
Step two 🤷🏼
Step three prrrrrofit!
@microsoft copilot can do what SQL does for much more resource depletion.
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
@microsoft copilot can do what SQL does for much more resource depletion.
What’s the O/U on Draft Kings ads?
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
What’s the O/U on Draft Kings ads?
‘Tri-Corner Hats!
Let’s go Pats!’
‘Go Seahawks
We wear socks!’
Let’s go Pats!’
‘Go Seahawks
We wear socks!’
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
‘Tri-Corner Hats!
Let’s go Pats!’
‘Go Seahawks
We wear socks!’
Let’s go Pats!’
‘Go Seahawks
We wear socks!’
Draft kings ad right after. Good segue.
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Draft kings ad right after. Good segue.
WHY DON’T THEY HAVE THEIR HANDS ON THEIR HEARTS!!!!!
Oh. Not women’s soccer.
Oh. Not women’s soccer.
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
WHY DON’T THEY HAVE THEIR HANDS ON THEIR HEARTS!!!!!
Oh. Not women’s soccer.
Oh. Not women’s soccer.